Never admit youre a virgin before hooking up

[Bitchwhipper2]

I did it and now im 2 days on delivered ahahahahahhahaha

Thats why im so fucking livid lately

 

[morono]

I did it and now im 2 days on delivered ahahahahahhahaha

Thats why im so fucking livid lately

yeah you gotta say you have a 10 incher to make up for the inexpirience

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

just text her

"i might be a virgin but that also means that means i never lose.... i havent even lost my virginity!"

 

[FrancoAgain]

just text her

"i might be a virgin but that also means that means i never lose.... i havent even lost my virginity!"

 

[staton]

just text her

"i might be a virgin but that also means that means i never lose.... i havent even lost my virginity!"

great advice brah, like this he won't be on delivered anymore, he will be blocked!

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

yeah you gotta say you have a 10 incher to make up for the inexpirience

We were exchanging all kinds of vids before the fact.

Nigga had seen it all already

 

[Sceptical]

did the conversation go something like this?

 

[FrancoAgain]

did the conversation go something like this?
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why would you blow your cover

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

did the conversation go something like this?
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Nigga answered and still seemed very open.

But now ive been ig-nored for 2 days

 

[Sceptical]

why would you blow your cover

that's not me i swear

 

[irrumator praetor]

did the conversation go something like this?
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If you said "I raped and killed 4 underage girls and make epstein look like a saint" she would rate you a 7 and ask for addy

rira pill and virgin red flag pill

 

[SomaliSub5]

never even mention being a virgin unless they ask jfl

if a woman is turned off by you being a virgin is she really wife material anyway?

 

[Jatt]

I did it and now im 2 days on delivered ahahahahahhahaha

Thats why im so fucking livid lately

Yeah I told her after I was a virgin and she got turned of

Atleast I hit tho

 

[luuk]

I did it and now im 2 days on delivered ahahahahahhahaha

Thats why im so fucking livid lately

Yeah I learned this pretty early
Just larp as having an acceptable body count they can’t tell

 

[888mastermind]

Before I can get a job I first have to get some job experience?

What tf do they want me to do?

 

[caleb555]

Say you were joking haha jfl fucking lol

 

[svarddre]

why would I do that I’m not a virgin

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

just text her

"i might be a virgin but that also means that means i never lose.... i havent even lost my virginity!"

Do this to protect your chastity OP!

 

[One Rep Max]

why tf would u say that

To the first chick I banged I said body count was 2
To the second said it was 5.
By the third and beyond I just make up whatever like double digits

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

why tf would u say that

To the first chick I banged I said body count was 2
To the second said it was 5.
By the third and beyond I just make up whatever like double digits

Im embarrassed for even admitting to something so dumb

 

[m0ss26]

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Ts deadass got me crying

 

[FrancoAgain]

why tf would u say that

To the first chick I banged I said body count was 2
To the second said it was 5.
By the third and beyond I just make up whatever like double digits

CITY BOYY CITY BOYYYYYYYY

 

[Diᴏgenes]

telling a girl irl is Way worse, she Will die of laughter right infront of you

 

[CorinthianLOX]

Are you still a virgin? I thought you were a slayer

 

[sub5outsider]

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Are you still a virgin? I thought you were a slayer

I have a lot mental shit which makes sex with someone im not very comfortable with extremely dounting and scary.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I did it and now im 2 days on delivered ahahahahahhahaha

Thats why im so fucking livid lately

dont even bring it up. so dont ever ask her about bodycount or virginity. remember, what you ask, she can, too. and most of the time, the reactions are opposite.

 

[nekv]

thought this was common knowledge

 

[PSLbbc]

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Do you thinks this is funny making fun of an unfortunate person?

@inversions

 

[CorinthianLOX]

I have a lot mental shit which makes sex with someone im not very comfortable with extremely dounting and scary.

Real

 

[inversions]

Do you thinks this is funny making fun of an unfortunate person?

@inversions

Retrards

 

[PSLbbc]

Retrards

Yes

 

[´´´´´´´´]

How did it come up in the conversation

 

[iblameocclusalcant]

I did it and now im 2 days on delivered ahahahahahhahaha

Thats why im so fucking livid lately

@returnofthecutecel I told you about this
Take notes

 

[Photogenic]

litterly larp and say something that is still low like 3 and be chill about it. its low enough to where they wont expect you to fully know what you're doing anyways. its still entirely possible for guys to not know shit about sex anyways even after a few bodies dont worry.

 

[IronMike]

I tell escorts im a virgin and have ED, It guilts them into giving me a prostate massage

 

[Elegant]

sub 80 iq move

 

[CorinthianLOX]

I have a lot mental shit which makes sex with someone im not very comfortable with extremely dounting and scary.

Tbh I relate to this so much and I'm not even a virgin jfl.

 

[nier]

just text her

"i might be a virgin but that also means that means i never lose.... i havent even lost my virginity!"

perfect to get made fun in the group chat

 

[silently_said]

I mean she's gonna find out anyways right? If you take more than a certain time to undo her bra it's over

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

I mean she's gonna find out anyways right? If you take more than a certain time to undo her bra it's over

Thats what i was thinking.

Ud rather admit hefore being "caught"

 

[Tusseleif]

 

[PrettyLights]

I mean she's gonna find out anyways right? If you take more than a certain time to undo her bra it's over

you could just take a pair of scissors and cut it off

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

Did she ask? Why did you tell her?

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Did she ask? Why did you tell her?

We had just been exhanging pics and vids and basicly agreed to hookup.

I felt that it wouldve been obvious when shit went down anyways and wanted to proactively give myself some leeway assuming people dont judge. Big mistake

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

We had just been exhanging pics and vids and basicly agreed to hookup.

I felt that it wouldve been obvious when shit went down anyways and wanted to proactively give myself some leeway assuming people dont judge. Big mistake

Sorry bro, ill let you smash if it makes you feel any better

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Sorry bro, ill let you smash if it makes you feel any better

I dont trust that youre atleast htn tbh

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

I dont trust that youre atleast htn tbh

I probs get rated lthn

But i dont think my but is that nice anyway

 

[robotchicken]

at the price of you not getting pussy you probably saved 20+ people from making the same mistake

 

[autistic_tendencies]

I can do what I want you pussy ass nigga