Never buy concealer irl - a short story

[Hoid]

In accordance with my completely unhinged mind and my very poor projection of life choices, I decided to go to Sephora in person today to buy concealer. Yes. Physically.

I would much rather shop online, but apparently I needed to know my skin tone first, so off I went, accompanied by my girlfriend (she doesn't know im chronically insane).

She’s helping me find the right shade, everything is going smoothly, when a saleswoman suddenly appears and announces that the concealer we wanted is out of stock. No problem : she finds another one and asks my girlfriend to test it.

A brief, uncomfortable silence.
Which I break with:
“It’s for me.”

Cue the stare.
Eyebrows raised.

Then she hits me with a very powerful, very unnecessary:
“Hmm… okay.”

Easily one of the most uncomfortable moments of my life.

 

[Deleted member 266382]

but then foids larp as so non homophobic and accepting. but judge you for a bit of concealer

 

[HundredManSlayer]

strong first post

 

[Fikaacek]

and your gf is fine with that?

 

[Hoid]

and your gf is fine with that?

yup she don't mind

 

[bananabrick]

did u end up finding the right one? how was it?

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

No worries pal, I don’t buy makeup in the first place.

 

[Fikaacek]

yup she don't mind

well i dont see why you should care about some worker who you'll never see again, if ur gf doesnt mind thats all that matters

 

[Jatt]

and asks my girlfriend to test it

fakecel

 

[valentine]

its not that bad

 

[willsmith]

In accordance with my completely unhinged mind and my very poor projection of life choices, I decided to go to Sephora in person today to buy concealer. Yes. Physically.

I would much rather shop online, but apparently I needed to know my skin tone first, so off I went, accompanied by my girlfriend (she doesn't know im chronically insane).

She’s helping me find the right shade, everything is going smoothly, when a saleswoman suddenly appears and announces that the concealer we wanted is out of stock. No problem : she finds another one and asks my girlfriend to test it.

A brief, uncomfortable silence.
Which I break with:
“It’s for me.”

Cue the stare.
Eyebrows raised.

Then she hits me with a very powerful, very unnecessary:
“Hmm… okay.”

Easily one of the most uncomfortable moments of my life.

Okay nigga the fact that you went with your gf is so autistic
I just went alone for bb cream and said ‚so its like a tinted moisturizer ?’

 

[Hoid]

Okay nigga the fact that you went with your gf is so autistic
I just went alone for bb cream and said ‚so its like a tinted moisturizer ?’

just be extremely confident and everything passes

 

[Hoid]

did u end up finding the right one? how was it?

yup bro, first I was looking like a trans granny with it, but then it adapted more to my skin tone. W

 

[Klasik616]

In accordance with my completely unhinged mind and my very poor projection of life choices, I decided to go to Sephora in person today to buy concealer. Yes. Physically.

I would much rather shop online, but apparently I needed to know my skin tone first, so off I went, accompanied by my girlfriend (she doesn't know im chronically insane).

She’s helping me find the right shade, everything is going smoothly, when a saleswoman suddenly appears and announces that the concealer we wanted is out of stock. No problem : she finds another one and asks my girlfriend to test it.

A brief, uncomfortable silence.
Which I break with:
“It’s for me.”

Cue the stare.
Eyebrows raised.

Then she hits me with a very powerful, very unnecessary:
“Hmm… okay.”

Easily one of the most uncomfortable moments of my life.

Stopped reading at girlfriend.