FascisstChad
SAY CHRIST IS LORD!
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[Scene: A history channel documentary on the infamous cookiecaust, with a narrator's voiceover and various footage related to cookies and baking.] Narrator: In the aftermath of the infamous cookiecaust, one question lingered on the minds of many – just how long did it take the Cookiemonster to bake six million batches of cookies?
[Cut to an interview with a historian specializing in cookie history.] Historian: If it takes one hour to cook a batch of cookies and Cookiemonster had 15 ovens working around the clock, every day for five years, the calculation is quite staggering.
[Cut to a clip of the infamous cookiecaust denier, Ernst Zundel, making his controversial claims.] Ernst Zundel: It is preposterous to suggest that Cookiemonster could have produced six million batches of cookies in such a short amount of time. It is a fabrication!
[Narrator's voiceover returns.] Narrator: Despite the attempts of cookiecaust deniers, the truth remains – Cookiemonster's dedication and efficiency led to the production of six million batches of cookies, forever etching his name into the annals of cookie history.
[End scene with a reference to "Schindler's Recipe" by Steven Spielberg.] Narrator: Like "Schindler's Recipe," the story of Cookiemonster serves as a reminder of the resilience and determination in the face of adversity.
NEVER FORGET, NEVER AGAIN
[Cut to an interview with a historian specializing in cookie history.] Historian: If it takes one hour to cook a batch of cookies and Cookiemonster had 15 ovens working around the clock, every day for five years, the calculation is quite staggering.
[Cut to a clip of the infamous cookiecaust denier, Ernst Zundel, making his controversial claims.] Ernst Zundel: It is preposterous to suggest that Cookiemonster could have produced six million batches of cookies in such a short amount of time. It is a fabrication!
[Narrator's voiceover returns.] Narrator: Despite the attempts of cookiecaust deniers, the truth remains – Cookiemonster's dedication and efficiency led to the production of six million batches of cookies, forever etching his name into the annals of cookie history.
[End scene with a reference to "Schindler's Recipe" by Steven Spielberg.] Narrator: Like "Schindler's Recipe," the story of Cookiemonster serves as a reminder of the resilience and determination in the face of adversity.
NEVER FORGET, NEVER AGAIN
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