never goin back to my retail job

[nipplemuncher]

I swear i got horrible luck. today i saw this co-worker for the first time and shes od bad. she was wearing these cute jeans and had em lowered where u can see the panties from the back. i was starstruckand was lokey js gonna try to chat it up with her, but my sorry ass sniffed dust from a few returned clothes and i sneezed all over her face. fml bro ts so embarrassing idk how to even show up at work again. wtf do i do? apologizing js makes it weirder.

 

[Need212]

How the fuck do you sneeze in someone’s face just look away

 

[nipplemuncher]

How the fuck do you sneeze in someone’s face just look away

i was peepin her ass bru my brain wasn't functioning in the moment to look away

 

[DrMd]

at least go to off topic pervert

 

[ascendtocl122]

Quit your job. Go live under a bridge dr sniffle

 

[Frizbreeze]

I swear i got horrible luck. today i saw this co-worker for the first time and shes od bad. she was wearing these cute jeans and had em lowered where u can see the panties from the back. i was starstruckand was lokey js gonna try to chat it up with her, but my sorry ass sniffed dust from a few returned clothes and i sneezed all over her face. fml bro ts so embarrassing idk how to even show up at work again. wtf do i do? apologizing js makes it weirder.

genuinely apologize and make fun of yourself for it, she'll find it funny n think ur cute for it n then from then on it's free game

 

[OlympicSizzler]

Just say you have allergies, play it off, how is this not common sense?

 

[Need212]

i was peepin her ass bru my brain wasn't functioning in the moment to look away

How are you simultaneously peeping her ass and sneezing in her face? Are you watching from infront of her or did she instantly turn around

 

[Thad Castle]

I swear i got horrible luck. today i saw this co-worker for the first time and shes od bad. she was wearing these cute jeans and had em lowered where u can see the panties from the back. i was starstruckand was lokey js gonna try to chat it up with her, but my sorry ass sniffed dust from a few returned clothes and i sneezed all over her face. fml bro ts so embarrassing idk how to even show up at work again. wtf do i do? apologizing js makes it weirder.

how u see her for the first time bro

 

[nipplemuncher]

how u see her for the first time bro

im part time dawg

 

[nipplemuncher]

How are you simultaneously peeping her ass and sneezing in her face? Are you watching from infront of her or did she instantly turn around

quick ass turnaround nd i no scoped her face with my particles

 

[Need212]

quick ass turnaround nd i no scoped her face with my particles

Jesus that’s bad. If your mtn or below it’s over. How did you say nothing to her before she walked away you should’ve played it off

 

[Thad Castle]

im part time dawg

crazy bro, u can make an apology just gotta be slick and make ur move along with it if u see her again