Never have voluminous hair on the sides if you aren’t 8+/10

[JamesHowlett]

Only 8+/10 men with good bones can pull of voluminous sides, on normies it will make your face look fatter and more bloated.

You want the sides of your head to be vertical.

This will make your face look leaner and will expose your facial bones.

This can be achieved by:
- Buzzing the sides short if you have thick hair.
- Growing our your sides and slicking them back/down if you have thin hair.

Examples:

 

[Deleted member 4209]

what about low fwhrcels like me

 

[Deleted member 2352]

I have long sides right now and it looks dope.
Im 8/10 I guess.Looks way better than short

 

[Slayer]

My hair always grows faster on the sides and it looks like utter shit

 

[JamesHowlett]

I have long sides right now and it looks dope.
Im 8/10 I guess.Looks way better than short

Length doesn’t matter, it’s about the head shape. Are your sides straight or are they voluminous/stick outwards?

My hair always grows faster on the sides and it looks like utter shit

Slick it back/down if thin or buzz it short if thick.

 

[Deleted member 2352]

Length doesn’t matter, it’s about the head shape. Are your sides straight or are they voluminous/stick outwards?

They are really fucking thick.I use product to slide it smooth back. This is the hairstyle Im running right now.Best Ive ever had

 

[JamesHowlett]

They are really fucking thick.I use product to slide it smooth back. This is the hairstyle Im running right now.Best Ive ever had
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Well there you go then, you slick your hair back and it looks good, length is irrelevant.

 

[Jecht]

The hair can be as wide as the ears.

 

[IWantToMax]

I look better with long sides honestly

 

[RecessedPrettyboy]

They are really fucking thick.I use product to slide it smooth back. This is the hairstyle Im running right now.Best Ive ever had
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What product do you use?

 

[JamesHowlett]

I look better with long sides honestly

Bruh I’ve already said length doesn’t matter if you slick it back/down, it’s the head shape that matters.

 

[Deleted member 2352]

What product do you use?

 

[IWantToMax]

Bruh I’ve already said length doesn’t matter if you slick it back/down, it’s the head shape that matters.

I don't slick it back or down, I let it rest naturally

 

[Almu]

One a guy in middle school roasted me that my sides are extremly vertically. He looks fucking subhuman and i mog him to oblivion is posture is like a fucking golum and he is fucking ~5'8

 

[JamesHowlett]

One a guy in middle school roasted me that my sides are extremly vertically. He looks fucking subhuman and i mog him to oblivion is posture is like a fucking golum and he is fucking ~5'8

I’ve never heard someone get roasted for vertical sides... 99% of guys have skin fades nowadays which gives the same effect

 

[Almu]

I’ve never heard someone get roasted for vertical sides... 99% of guys have skin fades nowadays which gives the same effect

Was confused aswell

 

[EckhartTollemaxx]

Only 8+/10 men with good bones can pull of voluminous sides, on normies it will make your face look fatter and more bloated.

You want the sides of your head to be vertical.

This will make your face look leaner and will expose your facial bones.

This can be achieved by:
- Buzzing the sides short if you have thick hair.
- Growing our your sides and slicking them back/down if you have thin hair.

Examples:

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It's over for me then with a wide face and good shaped but mismatched narrow skull.

 

[JamesHowlett]

It's over for me then with a wide face and good shaped but mismatched narrow skull.

If you have narrow skull you want medium length overall with slicked sides and voluminous top

 

[EckhartTollemaxx]

If you have narrow skull you want medium length overall with slicked sides and voluminous top

That's what i'm going for rn.

 

[Patient A]

One a guy in middle school roasted me that my sides are extremly vertically. He looks fucking subhuman and i mog him to oblivion is posture is like a fucking golum and he is fucking ~5'8

Fuck, bro, I’m sorry to hear that....
I’m surprised you didn’t take your own life after that

 

[janglebawl]

4/10 currycel here. can confirm i look 3/10 with long hair on sides.

 

[JamesHowlett]

4/10 currycel here. can confirm i look 3/10 with long hair on sides.

Yup, I’m indian too and voluminous sides are a failo

 

[Julian]

I wanna try that first guys haircut it looks good tbh

 

[JamesHowlett]

I wanna try that first guys haircut it looks good tbh

Yeah it would actually suit most people contrary to popular belief.

What matters is the length on top; short if you have a wide face or medium if you have a narrow face.

 

[Nosecel]

So, its over for me, if I want to get avirelated hairstyle?

 

[Magnesium]

Just got that kind of hairstyle recently and i look like a fckin pineapple
I guess long or at least medium sides is better for me cause my mid and low third are wider than my upper third

 

[Maxillacel]

I got this exact haircut 2 days ago and it gigaascended me ngl its legit

 

[JamesHowlett]

I got this exact haircut 2 days ago and it gigaascended me ngl its legit

One happy customer

Just got that kind of hairstyle recently and i look like a fckin pineapple
I guess long or at least medium sides is better for me cause my mid and low third are wider than my upper third

Sounds like you’ve got a wide face so vertical sides are even more important for you. Also go short on top to accentuate jaw if you want.

So, its over for me, if I want to get avirelated hairstyle?

You need face and bones to look good with your avi hair, otherwise you will look like a bloated creep.

Your avi hair will ascend already good looking people.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I shaved my head before and my face looked fatter and uglier than already does

 

[JamesHowlett]

I shaved my head before and my face looked fatter and uglier than already does

You shaved your whole head? Did you even read what I wrote?

 

[Vermilioncore]

You shaved your whole head? Did you even read what I wrote?

I meant I shaved the sides. The top was left alone. It gave me a weird shaped face. Everything from my upper nose and up looked normal but everything below was bloated

 

[softLoverr]

This is the worst advice ive ever seen, its actually the opposite lmao , short sides only look good if ur structure is wide enough and angular.

 

[JamesHowlett]

This is the worst advice ive ever seen, its actually the opposite lmao , short sides only look good if ur structure is wide enough and angular.

Are you blind? I said you can also grow your sides out and slick the hair back/down.