NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS

[Deleted member 13787]

WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 cocks! I don’t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to CUM IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that shit is to get out? ITS FUCKIN HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 FUCKING TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, CUM TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.

Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.

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[n0rthface]

 

[buckchadley31]

MY BROTHER FOUND THE WATERMELON THAT I FUCKED ALL THE SUMMER!​

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HE ENTERED THE ROOM AND IT SMELLED LIKE JIZZ AND AS IF SOMETHING DIED UNDER MY BED. HE WANTED TO CHECK AND SEE WHAT'S IN THERE. AS HE PICKED IT UP, IT STARTED OOZING WITH MY CUM. HE INSTANTLY DROPPED IT AND THERE WAS JIZZ AND STINKY WATERMELON JUICE ALL OVER THE FLOOR. HE RAN TO THE BATHROOM AND WASHED HIS HANDS LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC.
NOW I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES. FUAAAARK, WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME GOD. FUUUUUCK

 

[BearBoy]

dont ever tag me again faggot

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

MY BROTHER FOUND THE WATERMELON THAT I FUCKED ALL THE SUMMER!​

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HE ENTERED THE ROOM AND IT SMELLED LIKE JIZZ AND AS IF SOMETHING DIED UNDER MY BED. HE WANTED TO CHECK AND SEE WHAT'S IN THERE. AS HE PICKED IT UP, IT STARTED OOZING WITH MY CUM. HE INSTANTLY DROPPED IT AND THERE WAS JIZZ AND STINKY WATERMELON JUICE ALL OVER THE FLOOR. HE RAN TO THE BATHROOM AND WASHED HIS HANDS LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC.
NOW I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES. FUAAAARK, WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME GOD. FUUUUUCK

Didnt we have a user here who fucked a watermelon?

 

[buckchadley31]

Didnt we have a user here who fucked a watermelon?

It was me. I coomed so hard inside that watermelon bussy

Spoiler: SEX

 

[n0rthface]

It was me. I coomed so hard inside that watermelon bussy

Spoiler: SEX

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[Amexmaxx]

It was me. I coomed so hard inside that watermelon bussy

Spoiler: SEX

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Bout to watermelon maxx

 

[Beetlejuice]

 

[Deleted member 14138]

WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 cocks! I don’t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to CUM IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that shit is to get out? ITS FUCKIN HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 FUCKING TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, CUM TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.

Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.

@Baldingman1998
@lutte
@Shrek2OnDvD
@OldVirgin
@badg96
@larsanova69
@Saen
@turkproducer
@TsarTsar444
@Blackeycel
@astatine
@itorroella9
@ChristianChad
@n0rthface
@gigi
@Jamesothy
@FastBananaCEO
@WontStopNorwooding
@kjsbdfiusdf
@buckchadley31
@BigBiceps
@WannabeJock
@PingPong
@BearBoy
@sergeant blackpill
@Acnno
@looksmaxxer234
@Thompsonz

Not sure if I can take your advice considering your profile pic.