Never tell a girl she used to be skinnier

[mulattocel]

New girl started at my job today and she’s a thick Latina baddie

She sees me and starts asking me questions about my past because she recognizes me

My autist brain takes a while to recall where I know her from until it finally clicks and I straight up tell her how different she looks and how skinnier she was 10 years ago

My brutal honesty leaves her visibly rattled

Despite how much better she looks now with the extra weight

I hold the world record for fastest hoe fumble of all time

 

[thodian]

 

[itsoverforyoubro]

Nah u still got a chance

 

[RecessedCels]

Now why would you do that to someone who was clearly being nice to you instead of just ignoring you? Go apologize and say that you meant it in a good way and she looks better now

 

[mulattocel]

Nah u still got a chance

I gotta play damage control for now but she actually found it funny so that slip up may have played in my favor

 

[1in3]

New girl started at my job today and she’s a thick Latina baddie

She sees me and starts asking me questions about my past because she recognizes me

My autist brain takes a while to recall where I know her from until it finally clicks and I straight up tell her how different she looks and how skinnier she was 10 years ago

My brutal honesty leaves her visibly rattled

Despite how much better she looks now with the extra weight

I hold the world record for fastest hoe fumble of all time

 

[mulattocel]

Now why would you do that to someone who was clearly being nice to you instead of just ignoring you? Go apologize and say that you meant it in a good way and she looks better now

I did jfl

 

[RecessedCels]

I did jfl

how did she react

 

[mulattocel]

how did she react

She laughed and said her initial reaction was a joke

Better than nothing lol

 

[asuframe]

New girl started at my job today and she’s a thick Latina baddie

She sees me and starts asking me questions about my past because she recognizes me

My autist brain takes a while to recall where I know her from until it finally clicks and I straight up tell her how different she looks and how skinnier she was 10 years ago

My brutal honesty leaves her visibly rattled

Despite how much better she looks now with the extra weight

I hold the world record for fastest hoe fumble of all time

Always do that to the bitches you hate

 

[6”3neartyronelite]

this hurt to read

 

[mulattocel]

Always do that to the bitches you hate

Now that I remember, she was never trying to give me play back then, so keeping it real is easy

I did this to another foid who curved me in the past without even realizing what I was saying to her face

Looksmaxxing as an autist has its benefits jfl