zygobase
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This girl added me about 2–3 months ago and she was pretty cool. We got to talking. I wanted to seem NT so I was just talking about movies and books with her, but then she started talking about looksmaxing. I was kinda shocked. I had never met a foid who was into that stuff. She was reposting ER on TikTok so I knew she was weird, but fuck man, I didn’t know she was *that* weird.
She was kinky asf—I’m talking about putting me on a leash and spanking me. But fair warning: ANY foid who is into looksmaxing is a DRONE. They are only in it for male validation and attention. It’s a scheme, trust me. Don’t go for it. Not to mention, if she isn’t an ugly hoe, then it just makes her chances of getting a cutecel faggot even higher than they were before you guys even started talking. Like, wtf.
Let me get back to my story on why to never trust a “looksmaxing foid.” Exactly a week ago she called me crying, saying she did something horrible. She was bawling her eyes out. She didn’t tell me that night. The call just stopped. I don’t know why. Shit just happened. I went to bed, not worrying about it.
But I woke up that morning and started thinking: Did she cheat on me? I asked her if she would tell me. She left me on opened, but I got her to finally tell me that she was with her friends. I fucking despise her friends so much. She was going with her friends to get “scooped” up by some niggas (males), which I had already told her to stop cucking me by even being around these ugly-ass Melvins. But whatever.
She told me, in her words: “I was very drunk and I was gonna go in the woods with an actual NIGGER (chimp). She said her hgs were getting fucked by the other guys. She noticed her hg wasn’t there and she was alone with a nigger and she got raped by the monkey.”
I wish she got killed by that chimpanzee-looking nigger. Don’t ever trust a looksmaxing drone. They’re all untrustworthy creatures who should be bottom feeders of the earth.
She was kinky asf—I’m talking about putting me on a leash and spanking me. But fair warning: ANY foid who is into looksmaxing is a DRONE. They are only in it for male validation and attention. It’s a scheme, trust me. Don’t go for it. Not to mention, if she isn’t an ugly hoe, then it just makes her chances of getting a cutecel faggot even higher than they were before you guys even started talking. Like, wtf.
Let me get back to my story on why to never trust a “looksmaxing foid.” Exactly a week ago she called me crying, saying she did something horrible. She was bawling her eyes out. She didn’t tell me that night. The call just stopped. I don’t know why. Shit just happened. I went to bed, not worrying about it.
But I woke up that morning and started thinking: Did she cheat on me? I asked her if she would tell me. She left me on opened, but I got her to finally tell me that she was with her friends. I fucking despise her friends so much. She was going with her friends to get “scooped” up by some niggas (males), which I had already told her to stop cucking me by even being around these ugly-ass Melvins. But whatever.
She told me, in her words: “I was very drunk and I was gonna go in the woods with an actual NIGGER (chimp). She said her hgs were getting fucked by the other guys. She noticed her hg wasn’t there and she was alone with a nigger and she got raped by the monkey.”
I wish she got killed by that chimpanzee-looking nigger. Don’t ever trust a looksmaxing drone. They’re all untrustworthy creatures who should be bottom feeders of the earth.
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