New ascension technique

[Imscaredofwomen]

New technique that makes you ascend from sub 5 or ltn to htn minimum (That was me 3 months ago). This procedure involves pulling your frontal lobe at a 67.41 degree angle (Works for me, try out your own angle, I use a laser measurer) which will make you nt and forget the bp, but Id be careful about the side effects. The one that made me become a truecel once again was loooooooooooooooooving chocolate. I wouldnt eat anything else. For me, chocolate is more than sweetness, it is comfort, joy, and memory wrapped in richness. Each bite melts into warmth, soothing worries and sparking delight. Dark or creamy, bitter or sweet, chocolate feels like a friend, always there to lift the spirit and turn an ordinary moment extraordinary. STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF TRUECELS!!!!! IMSCAREDOFWOMEN OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 165250]

what a debut

 

[Hernan]

ignore +1.

 

[MaracasMogs]

it is comfort, joy, and memory wrapped in richness. Each bite melts into warmth, soothing worries and sparking delight. Dark or creamy, bitter or sweet, chocolate feels like a friend, always there to lift the spirit and turn an ordinary moment extraordinary.

socrates right there

 

[Mandibular]

Bro waited a year to post this

 

[Deleted member 142348]

shut the fuck up nigger

 

[Imscaredofwomen]

Bro waited a year to post this

i was training

 

[Mandibular]

New technique that makes you ascend from sub 5 or ltn to htn minimum (That was me 3 months ago). This procedure involves pulling your frontal lobe at a 67.41 degree angle (Works for me, try out your own angle, I use a laser measurer) which will make you nt and forget the bp, but Id be careful about the side effects. The one that made me become a truecel once again was loooooooooooooooooving chocolate. I wouldnt eat anything else. For me, chocolate is more than sweetness, it is comfort, joy, and memory wrapped in richness. Each bite melts into warmth, soothing worries and sparking delight. Dark or creamy, bitter or sweet, chocolate feels like a friend, always there to lift the spirit and turn an ordinary moment extraordinary. STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF TRUECELS!!!!! IMSCAREDOFWOMEN OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! View attachment 4035875

You can also use braid your pubic hair and hang yourself with it to increase the efficiency of your method, the synergy of both methods will trigger a massive Hgh release in the body because of anaerobic activity thus ascending you to true adam

 

[Imscaredofwomen]

You can also use braid your pubic hair and hang yourself with it to increase the efficiency of your method, the synergy of both methods will trigger a massive Hgh release in the body because of anaerobic activity thus ascending you to true adam

Bro youre literally hairbraidmaxxing into a cope singularity. Thats not HGH release, thats follicle induced schizo mogging with negative ROI. Pubicrope protocol doesnt ascend you to true Adam, it softmaxxes you into a lint golem. Just stick to jawline retention and skull width gains before you loremaxx yourself into irrelevance.