New batman 2022 review. No spoiler

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It was ok, decent. Better than any marvel movie this year. There was only 1 cringe moment, where the mulatta cat woman cries about white privilege and then not even 5 seconds later makes out with the white Chad batman while the black commissioner gorden watches :feelskek:

Mfw when that happened:

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what about that incel riddler, which every review mentions?
 
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Bruce wayne is mentally ill despite being able to live a satisfying life right?Relatable except the billionaire part lol
 
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what about that incel riddler, which every review mentions?
He was a decent villain who is very smart in the film. Not doing dumb shit even in the last moments. I can’t go further without spoilers tbh.

but he needs to keep on that mask because without it he turns into an utter soft joke with 0 threat
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It was ok, decent. Better than any marvel movie this year. There was only 1 cringe moment, where the mulatta cat woman cries about white privilege and then not even 5 seconds later makes out with the white Chad batman while the black commissioner gorden watches :feelskek:

Mfw when that happened:

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Reminds me of leftist ethnic girls who preach about sjw shit but exclusively date white dudes lol
 
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Reminds me of leftist ethnic girls who preach about sjw shit but exclusively date white dudes lol
other than that, she was actually a very feminine character not a hypermasc hollyjew troon bot.
 
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How you already see it I thought it come out tmrw xD
 
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What rating do you give it from 1 to 10. And is it worth the three hours watch time
 
Tbh I'm prolly just gonna watch it illegally on the internet
 
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Oh it came out today also I just thought it was 4th for some reason

I will go watch it after I finish eating my Japanese food

Two cute Filipina JB girls are sitting next to me. Their mom just walked away so I saw them taking selfies and asked if they wanted me to take pic of them

Prob won’t try to fuck since they’re obviously under 18 even tho qatar doesn’t have age of consent. Plus I have flight in 6 hours
 

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Oh it came out today also I just thought it was 4th for some reason

I will go watch it after I finish eating my Japanese food

Two cute Filipina JB girls are sitting next to me. Their mom just walked away so I saw them taking selfies and asked if they wanted me to take pic of them

Prob won’t try to fuck since they’re obviously under 18 even tho qatar doesn’t have age of consent. Plus I have flight in 6 hours
enjoy
 
other than that, she was actually a very feminine character not a hypermasc hollyjew troon bot.
her character was great. I like how she was tough and independent without having captain marvel feminism undertones. I didn’t mind the part about her complaing about “rich white dudes” because the themes of the story greatly revolve around political corruption which is usually headed by white men.
 
What rating do you give it from 1 to 10. And is it worth the three hours watch time
easily greater than 9/10. Peak cinema. Makes Marvel movies look like Spy Kids.
 
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@hebbewem 8/10 is fair.
 
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I’m just mirin bad boy goth Batman. Pattinson looks so good. Earlier today I tried mimicking this photo:

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But I look like a fat ugly bug eyed tranny instead
 
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I’m just mirin bad boy goth Batman. Pattinson looks so good. Earlier today I tried mimicking this photo:

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But I look like a fat ugly bug eyed tranny instead
Looks insane ngl. You just know that the prime teen bitches are ovulating on tiktok from batman compilations
 
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I’m just mirin bad boy goth Batman. Pattinson looks so good. Earlier today I tried mimicking this photo:

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But I look like a fat ugly bug eyed tranny instead
When he goes out in public without batsuit he is respected by every one including criminals and mayors, police, etc. the thing is he is a basement dweller only goes out 1 time per decade and he’s celebrated when he does :feelswhy:

it’s over if ur not a founding family of a top 5 city.
 
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her character was great. I like how she was tough and independent without having captain marvel feminism undertones. I didn’t mind the part about her complaing about “rich white dudes” because the themes of the story greatly revolve around political corruption which is usually headed by white men.
They were actually ethnics and meds (dark bad boys)
 
It was ok, decent. Better than any marvel movie this year. There was only 1 cringe moment, where the mulatta cat woman cries about white privilege and then not even 5 seconds later makes out with the white Chad batman while the black commissioner gorden watches :feelskek:

Mfw when that happened:

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I forgot what happened in the movie i kept staring at his mandible
 
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It was so fcking boring

Deadass was trying not to sleep
 
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