New Chris Hansen episode!

[Wallenberg]

@BigJimsWornOutTires @Deusmaximus

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

An aquatic sport participant isn't easy to come by, nowadays. But would a character of my nature settle for an immature person who doesn't even know what JFK stands for? I'll entertain the picture this one time.

Ah, yes, I see myself lying next to her during sleepy time. I tell her about my day. "Ugh, I finally defeated that Kellogg's feller. Motherfucker used ghost tech on me. It took four endgames before I figured out to light that fucker up with Molotov cocktails and use a few Jets. So, how was your lazy teenage day?"

"Like, oh my god," she sits up and is now excited I finally allowed her to speak. "Taylor Swift is devastated because one of her fans dropped dead during a concert. And-" She stops and sees I'm already asleep.

Ugh, I rather piss in my own mouth instead of listening to that stupid shit, thanks, but no thanks.

 

[Deleted member 29041]

Chris hansen will be the pedo in last episode of this series.

 

[Wallenberg]

an immature person who doesn't even know what JFK stands for?

Jesus fucking Khrist

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Chris hansen will be the pedo in last episode of this series.

Tick tock, Chrissy. Tick fucking tock.