New election (everyone GTFIH)

[Deleted member 17791]

You're 8PSL real life Opry morph

Lighting is always perfect for you and you look like your modeling shoots in real life. Zygos are popping at all times, even at night. God is literally making sure you're sparkling at all times. You'll never descend. You'll be perfect forever. God will intervene if someone throws acid at your face. Literally god himself is keeping watch, you can curse him out as much as you want too but he loves you unconditionally because your halo is just that fucking strong.

BUT

You have no balls and can't get an erection ever. You'll have zero libido and will be truecel forever.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

no point in being goodlooking if you cant fuck
yea validation is nice but i wanna fuck

 

[Deleted member 17791]

no point in being goodlooking if you cant fuck
yea validation is nice but i wanna fuck

You wouldn't want to fuck though. Would that make it better?

 

[Deleted member 17531]

You wouldn't want to fuck though. Would that make it better?

oh then fuck yea

 

[Oberyn]

no point in being goodlooking if you cant fuck
yea validation is nice but i wanna fuck

Validation>fuck

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Validation>fuck

nah not for me
once i attain double digit bodies then i will think that

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Validation>fuck

nah not for me
once i attain double digit bodies then i will think that

Imagine the dopamine you'd get from looking in the mirror.

 

[Lygodactylus]

I'd mentally orgasm just looking the mirror
Of course I'd choose this! Balls are cope anyway

 

[Deleted member 16456]

I mean is taking it in the ass an option?

 

[currylightskin]

 

[Deprived]

If that means I won't become oldcel yeah