new heightmaxxing theory HUGE if it works

holy shit bhai im gonna climb to the roof and just start doing Massai Jumps and thatll make me grow to 6'5 (im 5'7)
Unironically try it and let me know if it works
 
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Bro, just get LL already
 
i actually did this and wanted to gatekeep but i guess its too late now
 
What do you mean? You are invisible to women
yes

not too short not too tall I get height mogged all the time but i'm not going to become disabled for 2 years just to gain a few inches
 
Try it for 6 months and update me op, high iq thread.
 
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bro do you have any where otheer than org where we can talk i unironicallly believe this could work and i want to discuss with you how we can test it out together to have more research, this could be a big thing
 
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This will not work

I can name 1000 reasons why not but i am not gonna do that
 
Tried it didn't work bhai
Its because you dont rlly believe it, you are lying to yourself, no hard emotions attached to it

If you dont believe it then it don matter to the brain, the brain dont care , it know that it dont matter
 
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Better yet get a real tiger and do this
 
We know that the body adapts when in danger. We tend to become stronger after lifting weights because the micro fissures in our muscular tissues signal to the brain that the body might be in danger if it doesnt get stronger.

If we apply the same theory to heightmaxxing.

What happens if you force your body to adapt otherwise it will die.

Signaling to your brain if you don't grow 3 more inches you will not survive to see another day.

How?

This is gonna sound retarded as fuck.

Put your airpods on.

LIsten to a tiger screaming for 10 minutes while you run and jump trying to reach something but unable to do so because you are a shortcel.

If the mind is retarded enough its gonna think that a real tiger is running behind you and that unless your body grows taller you will die in the next month.

Thoughts? (JFL)

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We know that the body adapts when in danger. We tend to become stronger after lifting weights because the micro fissures in our muscular tissues signal to the brain that the body might be in danger if it doesnt get stronger.

If we apply the same theory to heightmaxxing.

What happens if you force your body to adapt otherwise it will die.

Signaling to your brain if you don't grow 3 more inches you will not survive to see another day.

How?

This is gonna sound retarded as fuck.

Put your airpods on.

LIsten to a tiger screaming for 10 minutes while you run and jump trying to reach something but unable to do so because you are a shortcel.

If the mind is retarded enough its gonna think that a real tiger is running behind you and that unless your body grows taller you will die in the next month.

Thoughts? (JFL)
I've had the same thought before and it genuinely makes sense to me. Its essentially just epigenetics.
 
overlay subliminals and binaurals together. Most effect and what you are trying to mimic is morphic fields.
 
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lets do it with a real one :feelsez:
 
We know that the body adapts when in danger. We tend to become stronger after lifting weights because the micro fissures in our muscular tissues signal to the brain that the body might be in danger if it doesnt get stronger.

If we apply the same theory to heightmaxxing.

What happens if you force your body to adapt otherwise it will die.

Signaling to your brain if you don't grow 3 more inches you will not survive to see another day.

How?

This is gonna sound retarded as fuck.

Put your airpods on.

LIsten to a tiger screaming for 10 minutes while you run and jump trying to reach something but unable to do so because you are a shortcel.

If the mind is retarded enough its gonna think that a real tiger is running behind you and that unless your body grows taller you will die in the next month.

Thoughts? (JFL)
Works 100% I grew -3 inches 😱😱
 
Low Inhib asfuck:lul:, I might be low inhib enough to try this at my local park, JFL all the foids will see me:lul::lul::lul::forcedsmile:
 
2023cel and still gray bc you dont post much then all of a sudden you come out with this disaster. i cant even hate brah this shit is hilarious:lul: (try it pls im a desperate manlet)
 
mirin this user, feels like a younger @IAMNOTANINCEL
 
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Fuck no only insecure cucks get LL
I'm 5'11 getting an LL is pretty much retarded
Lol u shouldnt even be worried about height at 5ft11. If ur getting mogged regularly ur small framed so work on tht or ur imagining it. Keep in mind because of ur eyeline it cn make people appear taller when u look at them. Ive felt shorter thn ppl and compared in a gym mirror and been 3-4 inches taller.
 
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Any audio link @swagdowdle
 
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We know that the body adapts when in danger. We tend to become stronger after lifting weights because the micro fissures in our muscular tissues signal to the brain that the body might be in danger if it doesnt get stronger.

If we apply the same theory to heightmaxxing.

What happens if you force your body to adapt otherwise it will die.

Signaling to your brain if you don't grow 3 more inches you will not survive to see another day.

How?

This is gonna sound retarded as fuck.

Put your airpods on.

LIsten to a tiger screaming for 10 minutes while you run and jump trying to reach something but unable to do so because you are a shortcel.

If the mind is retarded enough its gonna think that a real tiger is running behind you and that unless your body grows taller you will die in the next month.

Thoughts? (JFL)
Have you tried it yet? I feel like it makes sense but if it does I just want to make sure you know what you're talking about before i make myself look like a retard in my room

I'm already trying something someone said where you goon and use it as a face mask, I'm pretty sure it's working but I already feel stupid enough
 
We know that the body adapts when in danger. We tend to become stronger after lifting weights because the micro fissures in our muscular tissues signal to the brain that the body might be in danger if it doesnt get stronger.

If we apply the same theory to heightmaxxing.

What happens if you force your body to adapt otherwise it will die.

Signaling to your brain if you don't grow 3 more inches you will not survive to see another day.

How?

This is gonna sound retarded as fuck.

Put your airpods on.

LIsten to a tiger screaming for 10 minutes while you run and jump trying to reach something but unable to do so because you are a shortcel.

If the mind is retarded enough its gonna think that a real tiger is running behind you and that unless your body grows taller you will die in the next month.

Thoughts? (JFL)
works, after one session im 7'10 TERRA mogger now. Try it for yourself
 
We know that the body adapts when in danger. We tend to become stronger after lifting weights because the micro fissures in our muscular tissues signal to the brain that the body might be in danger if it doesnt get stronger.

If we apply the same theory to heightmaxxing.

What happens if you force your body to adapt otherwise it will die.

Signaling to your brain if you don't grow 3 more inches you will not survive to see another day.

How?

This is gonna sound retarded as fuck.

Put your airpods on.

LIsten to a tiger screaming for 10 minutes while you run and jump trying to reach something but unable to do so because you are a shortcel.

If the mind is retarded enough its gonna think that a real tiger is running behind you and that unless your body grows taller you will die in the next month.

Thoughts? (JFL)
I thought about this forreal one time any updates?????
 
We know that the body adapts when in danger. We tend to become stronger after lifting weights because the micro fissures in our muscular tissues signal to the brain that the body might be in danger if it doesnt get stronger.

If we apply the same theory to heightmaxxing.

What happens if you force your body to adapt otherwise it will die.

Signaling to your brain if you don't grow 3 more inches you will not survive to see another day.

How?

This is gonna sound retarded as fuck.

Put your airpods on.

LIsten to a tiger screaming for 10 minutes while you run and jump trying to reach something but unable to do so because you are a shortcel.

If the mind is retarded enough its gonna think that a real tiger is running behind you and that unless your body grows taller you will die in the next month.

Thoughts? (JFL)
thank you for making me laugh i guess? :lul:
 
We know that the body adapts when in danger. We tend to become stronger after lifting weights because the micro fissures in our muscular tissues signal to the brain that the body might be in danger if it doesnt get stronger.

If we apply the same theory to heightmaxxing.

What happens if you force your body to adapt otherwise it will die.

Signaling to your brain if you don't grow 3 more inches you will not survive to see another day.

How?

This is gonna sound retarded as fuck.

Put your airpods on.

LIsten to a tiger screaming for 10 minutes while you run and jump trying to reach something but unable to do so because you are a shortcel.

If the mind is retarded enough its gonna think that a real tiger is running behind you and that unless your body grows taller you will die in the next month.

Thoughts? (JFL)
nb Ig but jfl
 

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