New IG selfie

[Gurthee_Dong]

Gonna post a new selfie on Instagram later. A quick Google search states that 10-11 am is the best time for Friday because that's when data says that users are more active. Need some caption and hashtag ideas. I would like to receive some positive feedback from women other than the lone, hideous, 31 year old single mother with chin hairs that reacts to every single one of my stories.

 

[Gurthee_Dong]

Update: posted selfie 3 hours ago. So far it has 1 muthafuckin like and comment, both from the butt ugly 31 year old single mother with chin hairs that i mentioned earlier. Might instarope cuz this shit is embarrassing as hell

 

[Gurthee_Dong]

Update: archived all my posts, deleted my bio, and removed my profile picture. This IG shit is fucking embarrassing. I'm not about to have a selfie on my page with 1 paltry motherfuckin like

 

[ItsOVERBuddyBoyos]

Keep us updated, I'm on the edge of my seat here.

 

[duck]

how many followers do u have

 

[Johnnybegood]

Why bother have an IG account if you're not gl enough or have a specific talent to attract followers? Seems like a waste of time tbh.
Like why go through all that stress just to be IN. Seems ridiculous, but whatever.

 

[Gurthee_Dong]

how many followers do u have

74

Why bother have an IG account if you're not gl enough or have a specific talent to attract followers? Seems like a waste of time tbh.
Like why go through all that stress just to be IN. Seems ridiculous, but whatever.

Chill cuh. I'm barely learning this the hard way