NEW WAY TO MASTURBATE

[Deleted member 99538]

Sit on ur hand for like 5 minutes use other hand to wrap it around your cock and it'll feel dead so when u masturbate it feels like someone else is doing it i name this sleeping beauty.
As always I'll leave with my signature poem.

Next time you masturbate
Or what the English call it wank
Remember you save on a date
And save on some stinky rodent skank
So next time you see the name Wombles give me a THANKS!

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

Sit on ur hand for like 5 minutes use other hand to wrap it around your cock and it'll feel dead so when u masturbate it feels like someone else is doing it i name this sleeping beauty.
As always I'll leave with my signature poem.

Next time you masturbate
Or what the English call it wank
Remember you save on a date
And save on some stinky rodent skank
So next time you see the name Wombles give me a THANKS!

retard rambling

 

[Deleted member 99538]

retard rambling

You just don't get it.

 

[Deleted member 83386]

Sit on ur hand for like 5 minutes use other hand to wrap it around your cock and it'll feel dead so when u masturbate it feels like someone else is doing it i name this sleeping beauty.
As always I'll leave with my signature poem.

Next time you masturbate
Or what the English call it wank
Remember you save on a date
And save on some stinky rodent skank
So next time you see the name Wombles give me a THANKS!

newgen been done since ancient rome smh

 

[Deleted member 99538]

newgen been done since ancient rome smh

It has not I haven't seen records of this which means it's conception was by me

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Shit straight out of American pie