New Year’s Eve slaymaxxing as LHTN

[Sub5kang]

2026 I am reaching Hmtn and ALL of us UKcels will migrate to central London and go clubbing

 

[Fridx]

This might be bad format but who GIVES A FUCK.


yesterday night was insane for me lots of stuff happened but I won’t go into full details because it’s long asf and would take an hour to type up JFL.


One of my boys called me at 7:30 pm yesterday and told me “yo bro you trynna come out for new years we go central London and get some food and go club” I told him fuck yh nigga let’s go. So we meet at the train station with 3 other niggas so 5 in total.


At the train station I see a group of girls and 1 of them is legit staring at me for 10 seconds. I look at her but I don’t make it too obvious. Also I am wearing contact lenses here, not the coloured ones but prescription ones because I’m half blind without them JFL and look like a nerd faggot with glasses. So I look at her and she’s MMTB pushing HMTB, she’s good looking and high femininity. My friend also notices she’s staring at me so he tells me to go and approach her which I did. I usually wouldn’t approach women but I did yesterday and it was a good decision.

I go up to her and jester with “I noticed you were looking at me I think your beautiful” bullshit like that and we start talking about what we’re going to do at new years. She says she’s going to a club with friends and i tell her the same thing, she tells me the name of the club and i say “no way we’re going there too” i lied but I told my friends let’s go there and they agreed.

So we make our way to the club and I meet her there (she had to leave the station and take bus for some reason).
When I left the station with my friends I saw a group of white Hindus like 50 of them and I asked “why’s there a lot of white Hindus there” and I swear to GOD a fucking pajeet 5 foot obese Indian woman police officer came up to me and said “that’s very rude, if one of them heard you you could have been arrested “ I WAS CAGING SOO FUCKING HARD I TOLD HER THAT ITS JUST A QUESTION JFL. She said that it’s insensitive and rude. So I just walked away stupid fucking whore. One of Rajesh bullus cousins @decadouche57 JFL.

Anyways, we make our way to the club and I text the girl and she says she’s at the entrance so I go and meet her. She seemed hella happy to see me which I was glad tbh, didn’t want a foid not happy when I’m there.

So we go in and pay like £50 entry fee because it’s New Year’s Eve and it’s a central London club JFL but it was worth it. I offer to buy her a drink but she declines and asked me if I drink and I told her nah because I’m for health and shit and she was mirin it.

I could barely hear her talk in the club because it was loud asf, so I tell her let’s separate from our friends and go to the dance floor which she agreed. We go and dance and we kiss alot and I get hella touchy with her and she positions my hand on her tits and shit which I get bricked up instantly .
Also as she kissed me I open my eyes and I notice her gonial angle not ideal which pissed me off but who cares .

Fast forward a few hours it’s like 2:30 am and I’m tired asf because we arrived at the club at around 11. So she tells me “let’s go back to my apartment it’s not far from here” now I get confused because she took a train from my area but her house is in central London so I thought she was a mossad agent .

I ask her about it and she says “oh no I was at my friends house” which made sense but still cautious .

So I knew at this moment I’ll slay so I went to a corner shop which is basically a 7/11 for non Uk niggas and buy a Condom.

As I go inside her apartment it was some massive rich looking apartment she was rich ASF. She made some food for us to eat at like 3:30 am and we watched Netflix whilst eating and then we started kissing again and I fucked her on the couch and then picked her up to her bed.
It’s like 4:45 am rn and she’s telling me to sleep the night but I decline and just make my way home with an uber. The fucking uber was expensive ASF around £55 but who cares . Also this whole time my friends are texting me they thought I died

I don’t think I’ll have a relationship with this girl even though she’s good looking but we’ll see how it goes.

Mirin

 

[Saint]

Read every molecule. I also cracked a hmtb yesterday, good start of the year

2026 I am reaching Hmtn and ALL of us UKcels will migrate to central London and go clubbing

Mirin

 

[Saint]

>British Girl
>MTB

Common boyo

WILL NOT SPIKE MY CORTISOL TODAY

 

[Sub5kang]

Mirin

Org London meetup 2026
WE will be there.

 

[BlackFag]

British girl MMTB not LTB W RAGE BAIT FROM YOU AND @ReadBooksEveryday

finding a british girl in london is as rare as finding a Clean pajeet
can't even be mad congrats my nigga

 

[Saint]

Org London meetup 2026
WE will be there.

@iblamexyz

 

[Saint]

finding a british girl in london is as rare as finding a Clean pajeet
can't even be mad congrats my nigga

British girls in central London are so easy to find nigga

 

[Sub5kang]

@iblamexyz

@iblamexyz is British?

 

[Mogger]

Sounds like you had a good time. Mirin a lot Those who slayed on nye

 

[Mogger]

I enjoyed reading this a lot, make more please.

 

[Saint]

I enjoyed reading this a lot, make more please.

Thanks bhai, I made a similar one around a month ago I’ll tag you

 

[Saint]

@Notcel

 

[Saint]

@PRAG

 

[PRAG]

@PRAG

What?

 

[PRAG]

@PRAG

Oh my bad well played fucker.

 

[choppedpajeet]

Sadly i can only read this shit and never experience it. ropefuel.

 

[gario]

british men are fucking ugly. Being low htn in Britain is like being giga chad.

 

[gario]

2026 I am reaching Hmtn and ALL of us UKcels will migrate to central London and go clubbing

I will ascend to htn in 5 months if I have bones underfat. Please god!

 

[Sub5kang]

I will ascend to htn in 5 months if I have bones underfat. Please god!

Me too bro, me too.

 

[satangoy]

This might be bad format but who GIVES A FUCK.


yesterday night was insane for me lots of stuff happened but I won’t go into full details because it’s long asf and would take an hour to type up JFL.


One of my boys called me at 7:30 pm yesterday and told me “yo bro you trynna come out for new years we go central London and get some food and go club” I told him fuck yh nigga let’s go. So we meet at the train station with 3 other niggas so 5 in total.


At the train station I see a group of girls and 1 of them is legit staring at me for 10 seconds. I look at her but I don’t make it too obvious. Also I am wearing contact lenses here, not the coloured ones but prescription ones because I’m half blind without them JFL and look like a nerd faggot with glasses. So I look at her and she’s MMTB pushing HMTB, she’s good looking and high femininity. My friend also notices she’s staring at me so he tells me to go and approach her which I did. I usually wouldn’t approach women but I did yesterday and it was a good decision.

I go up to her and jester with “I noticed you were looking at me I think your beautiful” bullshit like that and we start talking about what we’re going to do at new years. She says she’s going to a club with friends and i tell her the same thing, she tells me the name of the club and i say “no way we’re going there too” i lied but I told my friends let’s go there and they agreed.

So we make our way to the club and I meet her there (she had to leave the station and take bus for some reason).
When I left the station with my friends I saw a group of white Hindus like 50 of them and I asked “why’s there a lot of white Hindus there” and I swear to GOD a fucking pajeet 5 foot obese Indian woman police officer came up to me and said “that’s very rude, if one of them heard you you could have been arrested “ I WAS CAGING SOO FUCKING HARD I TOLD HER THAT ITS JUST A QUESTION JFL. She said that it’s insensitive and rude. So I just walked away stupid fucking whore. One of Rajesh bullus cousins @decadouche57 JFL.

Anyways, we make our way to the club and I text the girl and she says she’s at the entrance so I go and meet her. She seemed hella happy to see me which I was glad tbh, didn’t want a foid not happy when I’m there.

So we go in and pay like £50 entry fee because it’s New Year’s Eve and it’s a central London club JFL but it was worth it. I offer to buy her a drink but she declines and asked me if I drink and I told her nah because I’m for health and shit and she was mirin it.

I could barely hear her talk in the club because it was loud asf, so I tell her let’s separate from our friends and go to the dance floor which she agreed. We go and dance and we kiss alot and I get hella touchy with her and she positions my hand on her tits and shit which I get bricked up instantly .
Also as she kissed me I open my eyes and I notice her gonial angle not ideal which pissed me off but who cares .

Fast forward a few hours it’s like 2:30 am and I’m tired asf because we arrived at the club at around 11. So she tells me “let’s go back to my apartment it’s not far from here” now I get confused because she took a train from my area but her house is in central London so I thought she was a mossad agent .

I ask her about it and she says “oh no I was at my friends house” which made sense but still cautious .

So I knew at this moment I’ll slay so I went to a corner shop which is basically a 7/11 for non Uk niggas and buy a Condom.

As I go inside her apartment it was some massive rich looking apartment she was rich ASF. She made some food for us to eat at like 3:30 am and we watched Netflix whilst eating and then we started kissing again and I fucked her on the couch and then picked her up to her bed.
It’s like 4:45 am rn and she’s telling me to sleep the night but I decline and just make my way home with an uber. The fucking uber was expensive ASF around £55 but who cares . Also this whole time my friends are texting me they thought I died

I don’t think I’ll have a relationship with this girl even though she’s good looking but we’ll see how it goes.

M I R I N
the gonial part made me cage

 

[Saint]

british men are fucking ugly. Being low htn in Britain is like being giga chad.

Yh JFL I’m glad for being med

 

[Saint]

@decadouche57

 

[iblamexyz]

@iblamexyz is British?

Yeah

 

[iblamexyz]

This might be bad format but who GIVES A FUCK.


yesterday night was insane for me lots of stuff happened but I won’t go into full details because it’s long asf and would take an hour to type up JFL.


One of my boys called me at 7:30 pm yesterday and told me “yo bro you trynna come out for new years we go central London and get some food and go club” I told him fuck yh nigga let’s go. So we meet at the train station with 3 other niggas so 5 in total.


At the train station I see a group of girls and 1 of them is legit staring at me for 10 seconds. I look at her but I don’t make it too obvious. Also I am wearing contact lenses here, not the coloured ones but prescription ones because I’m half blind without them JFL and look like a nerd faggot with glasses. So I look at her and she’s MMTB pushing HMTB, she’s good looking and high femininity. My friend also notices she’s staring at me so he tells me to go and approach her which I did. I usually wouldn’t approach women but I did yesterday and it was a good decision.

I go up to her and jester with “I noticed you were looking at me I think your beautiful” bullshit like that and we start talking about what we’re going to do at new years. She says she’s going to a club with friends and i tell her the same thing, she tells me the name of the club and i say “no way we’re going there too” i lied but I told my friends let’s go there and they agreed.

So we make our way to the club and I meet her there (she had to leave the station and take bus for some reason).
When I left the station with my friends I saw a group of white Hindus like 50 of them and I asked “why’s there a lot of white Hindus there” and I swear to GOD a fucking pajeet 5 foot obese Indian woman police officer came up to me and said “that’s very rude, if one of them heard you you could have been arrested “ I WAS CAGING SOO FUCKING HARD I TOLD HER THAT ITS JUST A QUESTION JFL. She said that it’s insensitive and rude. So I just walked away stupid fucking whore. One of Rajesh bullus cousins @decadouche57 JFL.

Anyways, we make our way to the club and I text the girl and she says she’s at the entrance so I go and meet her. She seemed hella happy to see me which I was glad tbh, didn’t want a foid not happy when I’m there.

So we go in and pay like £50 entry fee because it’s New Year’s Eve and it’s a central London club JFL but it was worth it. I offer to buy her a drink but she declines and asked me if I drink and I told her nah because I’m for health and shit and she was mirin it.

I could barely hear her talk in the club because it was loud asf, so I tell her let’s separate from our friends and go to the dance floor which she agreed. We go and dance and we kiss alot and I get hella touchy with her and she positions my hand on her tits and shit which I get bricked up instantly .
Also as she kissed me I open my eyes and I notice her gonial angle not ideal which pissed me off but who cares .

Fast forward a few hours it’s like 2:30 am and I’m tired asf because we arrived at the club at around 11. So she tells me “let’s go back to my apartment it’s not far from here” now I get confused because she took a train from my area but her house is in central London so I thought she was a mossad agent .

I ask her about it and she says “oh no I was at my friends house” which made sense but still cautious .

So I knew at this moment I’ll slay so I went to a corner shop which is basically a 7/11 for non Uk niggas and buy a Condom.

As I go inside her apartment it was some massive rich looking apartment she was rich ASF. She made some food for us to eat at like 3:30 am and we watched Netflix whilst eating and then we started kissing again and I fucked her on the couch and then picked her up to her bed.
It’s like 4:45 am rn and she’s telling me to sleep the night but I decline and just make my way home with an uber. The fucking uber was expensive ASF around £55 but who cares . Also this whole time my friends are texting me they thought I died

I don’t think I’ll have a relationship with this girl even though she’s good looking but we’ll see how it goes.

Mirin read

 

[Saint]

Mirin read

Happy new year my NIGGA

 

[iblamexyz]

Happy new year my NIGGA

Happy new year brah

 

[CelestialEmpire]

post face

 

[Deleted member 175289]

This might be bad format but who GIVES A FUCK.


yesterday night was insane for me lots of stuff happened but I won’t go into full details because it’s long asf and would take an hour to type up JFL.


One of my boys called me at 7:30 pm yesterday and told me “yo bro you trynna come out for new years we go central London and get some food and go club” I told him fuck yh nigga let’s go. So we meet at the train station with 3 other niggas so 5 in total.


At the train station I see a group of girls and 1 of them is legit staring at me for 10 seconds. I look at her but I don’t make it too obvious. Also I am wearing contact lenses here, not the coloured ones but prescription ones because I’m half blind without them JFL and look like a nerd faggot with glasses. So I look at her and she’s MMTB pushing HMTB, she’s good looking and high femininity. My friend also notices she’s staring at me so he tells me to go and approach her which I did. I usually wouldn’t approach women but I did yesterday and it was a good decision.

I go up to her and jester with “I noticed you were looking at me I think your beautiful” bullshit like that and we start talking about what we’re going to do at new years. She says she’s going to a club with friends and i tell her the same thing, she tells me the name of the club and i say “no way we’re going there too” i lied but I told my friends let’s go there and they agreed.

So we make our way to the club and I meet her there (she had to leave the station and take bus for some reason).
When I left the station with my friends I saw a group of white Hindus like 50 of them and I asked “why’s there a lot of white Hindus there” and I swear to GOD a fucking pajeet 5 foot obese Indian woman police officer came up to me and said “that’s very rude, if one of them heard you you could have been arrested “ I WAS CAGING SOO FUCKING HARD I TOLD HER THAT ITS JUST A QUESTION JFL. She said that it’s insensitive and rude. So I just walked away stupid fucking whore. One of Rajesh bullus cousins @decadouche57 JFL.

Anyways, we make our way to the club and I text the girl and she says she’s at the entrance so I go and meet her. She seemed hella happy to see me which I was glad tbh, didn’t want a foid not happy when I’m there.

So we go in and pay like £50 entry fee because it’s New Year’s Eve and it’s a central London club JFL but it was worth it. I offer to buy her a drink but she declines and asked me if I drink and I told her nah because I’m for health and shit and she was mirin it.

I could barely hear her talk in the club because it was loud asf, so I tell her let’s separate from our friends and go to the dance floor which she agreed. We go and dance and we kiss alot and I get hella touchy with her and she positions my hand on her tits and shit which I get bricked up instantly .
Also as she kissed me I open my eyes and I notice her gonial angle not ideal which pissed me off but who cares .

Fast forward a few hours it’s like 2:30 am and I’m tired asf because we arrived at the club at around 11. So she tells me “let’s go back to my apartment it’s not far from here” now I get confused because she took a train from my area but her house is in central London so I thought she was a mossad agent .

I ask her about it and she says “oh no I was at my friends house” which made sense but still cautious .

So I knew at this moment I’ll slay so I went to a corner shop which is basically a 7/11 for non Uk niggas and buy a Condom.

As I go inside her apartment it was some massive rich looking apartment she was rich ASF. She made some food for us to eat at like 3:30 am and we watched Netflix whilst eating and then we started kissing again and I fucked her on the couch and then picked her up to her bed.
It’s like 4:45 am rn and she’s telling me to sleep the night but I decline and just make my way home with an uber. The fucking uber was expensive ASF around £55 but who cares . Also this whole time my friends are texting me they thought I died

I don’t think I’ll have a relationship with this girl even though she’s good looking but we’ll see how it goes.

Mirin, I’m lwk a volcel atm I might make slaymaxxing a New Year’s resolution

 

[ropemaxxingking578]

Also as she kissed me I open my eyes and I notice her gonial angle not ideal which pissed me off but who cares .

I thought she was a mossad agent .

JFL

 

[Deleted member 161966]

Read it all, sounds fake, but will believe

 

[GandyLuvr]

This might be bad format but who GIVES A FUCK.


yesterday night was insane for me lots of stuff happened but I won’t go into full details because it’s long asf and would take an hour to type up JFL.


One of my boys called me at 7:30 pm yesterday and told me “yo bro you trynna come out for new years we go central London and get some food and go club” I told him fuck yh nigga let’s go. So we meet at the train station with 3 other niggas so 5 in total.


At the train station I see a group of girls and 1 of them is legit staring at me for 10 seconds. I look at her but I don’t make it too obvious. Also I am wearing contact lenses here, not the coloured ones but prescription ones because I’m half blind without them JFL and look like a nerd faggot with glasses. So I look at her and she’s MMTB pushing HMTB, she’s good looking and high femininity. My friend also notices she’s staring at me so he tells me to go and approach her which I did. I usually wouldn’t approach women but I did yesterday and it was a good decision.

I go up to her and jester with “I noticed you were looking at me I think your beautiful” bullshit like that and we start talking about what we’re going to do at new years. She says she’s going to a club with friends and i tell her the same thing, she tells me the name of the club and i say “no way we’re going there too” i lied but I told my friends let’s go there and they agreed.

So we make our way to the club and I meet her there (she had to leave the station and take bus for some reason).
When I left the station with my friends I saw a group of white Hindus like 50 of them and I asked “why’s there a lot of white Hindus there” and I swear to GOD a fucking pajeet 5 foot obese Indian woman police officer came up to me and said “that’s very rude, if one of them heard you you could have been arrested “ I WAS CAGING SOO FUCKING HARD I TOLD HER THAT ITS JUST A QUESTION JFL. She said that it’s insensitive and rude. So I just walked away stupid fucking whore. One of Rajesh bullus cousins @decadouche57 JFL.

Anyways, we make our way to the club and I text the girl and she says she’s at the entrance so I go and meet her. She seemed hella happy to see me which I was glad tbh, didn’t want a foid not happy when I’m there.

So we go in and pay like £50 entry fee because it’s New Year’s Eve and it’s a central London club JFL but it was worth it. I offer to buy her a drink but she declines and asked me if I drink and I told her nah because I’m for health and shit and she was mirin it.

I could barely hear her talk in the club because it was loud asf, so I tell her let’s separate from our friends and go to the dance floor which she agreed. We go and dance and we kiss alot and I get hella touchy with her and she positions my hand on her tits and shit which I get bricked up instantly .
Also as she kissed me I open my eyes and I notice her gonial angle not ideal which pissed me off but who cares .

Fast forward a few hours it’s like 2:30 am and I’m tired asf because we arrived at the club at around 11. So she tells me “let’s go back to my apartment it’s not far from here” now I get confused because she took a train from my area but her house is in central London so I thought she was a mossad agent .

I ask her about it and she says “oh no I was at my friends house” which made sense but still cautious .

So I knew at this moment I’ll slay so I went to a corner shop which is basically a 7/11 for non Uk niggas and buy a Condom.

As I go inside her apartment it was some massive rich looking apartment she was rich ASF. She made some food for us to eat at like 3:30 am and we watched Netflix whilst eating and then we started kissing again and I fucked her on the couch and then picked her up to her bed.
It’s like 4:45 am rn and she’s telling me to sleep the night but I decline and just make my way home with an uber. The fucking uber was expensive ASF around £55 but who cares . Also this whole time my friends are texting me they thought I died

I don’t think I’ll have a relationship with this girl even though she’s good looking but we’ll see how it goes.

 

[GandyLuvr]

This might be bad format but who GIVES A FUCK.


yesterday night was insane for me lots of stuff happened but I won’t go into full details because it’s long asf and would take an hour to type up JFL.


One of my boys called me at 7:30 pm yesterday and told me “yo bro you trynna come out for new years we go central London and get some food and go club” I told him fuck yh nigga let’s go. So we meet at the train station with 3 other niggas so 5 in total.


At the train station I see a group of girls and 1 of them is legit staring at me for 10 seconds. I look at her but I don’t make it too obvious. Also I am wearing contact lenses here, not the coloured ones but prescription ones because I’m half blind without them JFL and look like a nerd faggot with glasses. So I look at her and she’s MMTB pushing HMTB, she’s good looking and high femininity. My friend also notices she’s staring at me so he tells me to go and approach her which I did. I usually wouldn’t approach women but I did yesterday and it was a good decision.

I go up to her and jester with “I noticed you were looking at me I think your beautiful” bullshit like that and we start talking about what we’re going to do at new years. She says she’s going to a club with friends and i tell her the same thing, she tells me the name of the club and i say “no way we’re going there too” i lied but I told my friends let’s go there and they agreed.

So we make our way to the club and I meet her there (she had to leave the station and take bus for some reason).
When I left the station with my friends I saw a group of white Hindus like 50 of them and I asked “why’s there a lot of white Hindus there” and I swear to GOD a fucking pajeet 5 foot obese Indian woman police officer came up to me and said “that’s very rude, if one of them heard you you could have been arrested “ I WAS CAGING SOO FUCKING HARD I TOLD HER THAT ITS JUST A QUESTION JFL. She said that it’s insensitive and rude. So I just walked away stupid fucking whore. One of Rajesh bullus cousins @decadouche57 JFL.

Anyways, we make our way to the club and I text the girl and she says she’s at the entrance so I go and meet her. She seemed hella happy to see me which I was glad tbh, didn’t want a foid not happy when I’m there.

So we go in and pay like £50 entry fee because it’s New Year’s Eve and it’s a central London club JFL but it was worth it. I offer to buy her a drink but she declines and asked me if I drink and I told her nah because I’m for health and shit and she was mirin it.

I could barely hear her talk in the club because it was loud asf, so I tell her let’s separate from our friends and go to the dance floor which she agreed. We go and dance and we kiss alot and I get hella touchy with her and she positions my hand on her tits and shit which I get bricked up instantly .
Also as she kissed me I open my eyes and I notice her gonial angle not ideal which pissed me off but who cares .

Fast forward a few hours it’s like 2:30 am and I’m tired asf because we arrived at the club at around 11. So she tells me “let’s go back to my apartment it’s not far from here” now I get confused because she took a train from my area but her house is in central London so I thought she was a mossad agent .

I ask her about it and she says “oh no I was at my friends house” which made sense but still cautious .

So I knew at this moment I’ll slay so I went to a corner shop which is basically a 7/11 for non Uk niggas and buy a Condom.

As I go inside her apartment it was some massive rich looking apartment she was rich ASF. She made some food for us to eat at like 3:30 am and we watched Netflix whilst eating and then we started kissing again and I fucked her on the couch and then picked her up to her bed.
It’s like 4:45 am rn and she’s telling me to sleep the night but I decline and just make my way home with an uber. The fucking uber was expensive ASF around £55 but who cares . Also this whole time my friends are texting me they thought I died

I don’t think I’ll have a relationship with this girl even though she’s good looking but we’ll see how it goes.

Tales from the slums of Mumbai

 

[123.5]

Also as she kissed me I open my eyes and I notice her gonial angle not ideal which pissed me off

 

[shibeed]

how tall was she and how tall ru

 

[fazehamster]

This might be bad format but who GIVES A FUCK.


yesterday night was insane for me lots of stuff happened but I won’t go into full details because it’s long asf and would take an hour to type up JFL.


One of my boys called me at 7:30 pm yesterday and told me “yo bro you trynna come out for new years we go central London and get some food and go club” I told him fuck yh nigga let’s go. So we meet at the train station with 3 other niggas so 5 in total.


At the train station I see a group of girls and 1 of them is legit staring at me for 10 seconds. I look at her but I don’t make it too obvious. Also I am wearing contact lenses here, not the coloured ones but prescription ones because I’m half blind without them JFL and look like a nerd faggot with glasses. So I look at her and she’s MMTB pushing HMTB, she’s good looking and high femininity. My friend also notices she’s staring at me so he tells me to go and approach her which I did. I usually wouldn’t approach women but I did yesterday and it was a good decision.

I go up to her and jester with “I noticed you were looking at me I think your beautiful” bullshit like that and we start talking about what we’re going to do at new years. She says she’s going to a club with friends and i tell her the same thing, she tells me the name of the club and i say “no way we’re going there too” i lied but I told my friends let’s go there and they agreed.

So we make our way to the club and I meet her there (she had to leave the station and take bus for some reason).
When I left the station with my friends I saw a group of white Hindus like 50 of them and I asked “why’s there a lot of white Hindus there” and I swear to GOD a fucking pajeet 5 foot obese Indian woman police officer came up to me and said “that’s very rude, if one of them heard you you could have been arrested “ I WAS CAGING SOO FUCKING HARD I TOLD HER THAT ITS JUST A QUESTION JFL. She said that it’s insensitive and rude. So I just walked away stupid fucking whore. One of Rajesh bullus cousins @decadouche57 JFL.

Anyways, we make our way to the club and I text the girl and she says she’s at the entrance so I go and meet her. She seemed hella happy to see me which I was glad tbh, didn’t want a foid not happy when I’m there.

So we go in and pay like £50 entry fee because it’s New Year’s Eve and it’s a central London club JFL but it was worth it. I offer to buy her a drink but she declines and asked me if I drink and I told her nah because I’m for health and shit and she was mirin it.

I could barely hear her talk in the club because it was loud asf, so I tell her let’s separate from our friends and go to the dance floor which she agreed. We go and dance and we kiss alot and I get hella touchy with her and she positions my hand on her tits and shit which I get bricked up instantly .
Also as she kissed me I open my eyes and I notice her gonial angle not ideal which pissed me off but who cares .

Fast forward a few hours it’s like 2:30 am and I’m tired asf because we arrived at the club at around 11. So she tells me “let’s go back to my apartment it’s not far from here” now I get confused because she took a train from my area but her house is in central London so I thought she was a mossad agent .

I ask her about it and she says “oh no I was at my friends house” which made sense but still cautious .

So I knew at this moment I’ll slay so I went to a corner shop which is basically a 7/11 for non Uk niggas and buy a Condom.

As I go inside her apartment it was some massive rich looking apartment she was rich ASF. She made some food for us to eat at like 3:30 am and we watched Netflix whilst eating and then we started kissing again and I fucked her on the couch and then picked her up to her bed.
It’s like 4:45 am rn and she’s telling me to sleep the night but I decline and just make my way home with an uber. The fucking uber was expensive ASF around £55 but who cares . Also this whole time my friends are texting me they thought I died

I don’t think I’ll have a relationship with this girl even though she’s good looking but we’ll see how it goes.

Why did you get an Uber home you could’ve got round 2 in the morning you never know. Also mirin the font it helped my eyes

 

[scapular]

This might be bad format but who GIVES A FUCK.


yesterday night was insane for me lots of stuff happened but I won’t go into full details because it’s long asf and would take an hour to type up JFL.


One of my boys called me at 7:30 pm yesterday and told me “yo bro you trynna come out for new years we go central London and get some food and go club” I told him fuck yh nigga let’s go. So we meet at the train station with 3 other niggas so 5 in total.


At the train station I see a group of girls and 1 of them is legit staring at me for 10 seconds. I look at her but I don’t make it too obvious. Also I am wearing contact lenses here, not the coloured ones but prescription ones because I’m half blind without them JFL and look like a nerd faggot with glasses. So I look at her and she’s MMTB pushing HMTB, she’s good looking and high femininity. My friend also notices she’s staring at me so he tells me to go and approach her which I did. I usually wouldn’t approach women but I did yesterday and it was a good decision.

I go up to her and jester with “I noticed you were looking at me I think your beautiful” bullshit like that and we start talking about what we’re going to do at new years. She says she’s going to a club with friends and i tell her the same thing, she tells me the name of the club and i say “no way we’re going there too” i lied but I told my friends let’s go there and they agreed.

So we make our way to the club and I meet her there (she had to leave the station and take bus for some reason).
When I left the station with my friends I saw a group of white Hindus like 50 of them and I asked “why’s there a lot of white Hindus there” and I swear to GOD a fucking pajeet 5 foot obese Indian woman police officer came up to me and said “that’s very rude, if one of them heard you you could have been arrested “ I WAS CAGING SOO FUCKING HARD I TOLD HER THAT ITS JUST A QUESTION JFL. She said that it’s insensitive and rude. So I just walked away stupid fucking whore. One of Rajesh bullus cousins @decadouche57 JFL.

Anyways, we make our way to the club and I text the girl and she says she’s at the entrance so I go and meet her. She seemed hella happy to see me which I was glad tbh, didn’t want a foid not happy when I’m there.

So we go in and pay like £50 entry fee because it’s New Year’s Eve and it’s a central London club JFL but it was worth it. I offer to buy her a drink but she declines and asked me if I drink and I told her nah because I’m for health and shit and she was mirin it.

I could barely hear her talk in the club because it was loud asf, so I tell her let’s separate from our friends and go to the dance floor which she agreed. We go and dance and we kiss alot and I get hella touchy with her and she positions my hand on her tits and shit which I get bricked up instantly .
Also as she kissed me I open my eyes and I notice her gonial angle not ideal which pissed me off but who cares .

Fast forward a few hours it’s like 2:30 am and I’m tired asf because we arrived at the club at around 11. So she tells me “let’s go back to my apartment it’s not far from here” now I get confused because she took a train from my area but her house is in central London so I thought she was a mossad agent .

I ask her about it and she says “oh no I was at my friends house” which made sense but still cautious .

So I knew at this moment I’ll slay so I went to a corner shop which is basically a 7/11 for non Uk niggas and buy a Condom.

As I go inside her apartment it was some massive rich looking apartment she was rich ASF. She made some food for us to eat at like 3:30 am and we watched Netflix whilst eating and then we started kissing again and I fucked her on the couch and then picked her up to her bed.
It’s like 4:45 am rn and she’s telling me to sleep the night but I decline and just make my way home with an uber. The fucking uber was expensive ASF around £55 but who cares . Also this whole time my friends are texting me they thought I died

I don’t think I’ll have a relationship with this girl even though she’s good looking but we’ll see how it goes.

dr

 

[ImaASCENDsoon]

Also as she kissed me I open my eyes and I notice her gonial angle not ideal which pissed me off but who cares .

Id be concerned if her gonial angle was ideal while kissing jfl

 

[Saint]

how tall was she and how tall ru

She’s around 5 foot 4 I’m 6 foot 1

 

[Saint]

Why did you get an Uber home you could’ve got round 2 in the morning you never know. Also mirin the font it helped my eyes

I took an uber because my parents wake up at like 7 am and I didn’t want them to think I was out all night and didn’t come back home. They are kinda strict JFL

 

[kranerman23123]

This might be bad format but who GIVES A FUCK.


yesterday night was insane for me lots of stuff happened but I won’t go into full details because it’s long asf and would take an hour to type up JFL.


One of my boys called me at 7:30 pm yesterday and told me “yo bro you trynna come out for new years we go central London and get some food and go club” I told him fuck yh nigga let’s go. So we meet at the train station with 3 other niggas so 5 in total.


At the train station I see a group of girls and 1 of them is legit staring at me for 10 seconds. I look at her but I don’t make it too obvious. Also I am wearing contact lenses here, not the coloured ones but prescription ones because I’m half blind without them JFL and look like a nerd faggot with glasses. So I look at her and she’s MMTB pushing HMTB, she’s good looking and high femininity. My friend also notices she’s staring at me so he tells me to go and approach her which I did. I usually wouldn’t approach women but I did yesterday and it was a good decision.

I go up to her and jester with “I noticed you were looking at me I think your beautiful” bullshit like that and we start talking about what we’re going to do at new years. She says she’s going to a club with friends and i tell her the same thing, she tells me the name of the club and i say “no way we’re going there too” i lied but I told my friends let’s go there and they agreed.

So we make our way to the club and I meet her there (she had to leave the station and take bus for some reason).
When I left the station with my friends I saw a group of white Hindus like 50 of them and I asked “why’s there a lot of white Hindus there” and I swear to GOD a fucking pajeet 5 foot obese Indian woman police officer came up to me and said “that’s very rude, if one of them heard you you could have been arrested “ I WAS CAGING SOO FUCKING HARD I TOLD HER THAT ITS JUST A QUESTION JFL. She said that it’s insensitive and rude. So I just walked away stupid fucking whore. One of Rajesh bullus cousins @decadouche57 JFL.

Anyways, we make our way to the club and I text the girl and she says she’s at the entrance so I go and meet her. She seemed hella happy to see me which I was glad tbh, didn’t want a foid not happy when I’m there.

So we go in and pay like £50 entry fee because it’s New Year’s Eve and it’s a central London club JFL but it was worth it. I offer to buy her a drink but she declines and asked me if I drink and I told her nah because I’m for health and shit and she was mirin it.

I could barely hear her talk in the club because it was loud asf, so I tell her let’s separate from our friends and go to the dance floor which she agreed. We go and dance and we kiss alot and I get hella touchy with her and she positions my hand on her tits and shit which I get bricked up instantly .
Also as she kissed me I open my eyes and I notice her gonial angle not ideal which pissed me off but who cares .

Fast forward a few hours it’s like 2:30 am and I’m tired asf because we arrived at the club at around 11. So she tells me “let’s go back to my apartment it’s not far from here” now I get confused because she took a train from my area but her house is in central London so I thought she was a mossad agent .

I ask her about it and she says “oh no I was at my friends house” which made sense but still cautious .

So I knew at this moment I’ll slay so I went to a corner shop which is basically a 7/11 for non Uk niggas and buy a Condom.

As I go inside her apartment it was some massive rich looking apartment she was rich ASF. She made some food for us to eat at like 3:30 am and we watched Netflix whilst eating and then we started kissing again and I fucked her on the couch and then picked her up to her bed.
It’s like 4:45 am rn and she’s telling me to sleep the night but I decline and just make my way home with an uber. The fucking uber was expensive ASF around £55 but who cares . Also this whole time my friends are texting me they thought I died

I don’t think I’ll have a relationship with this girl even though she’s good looking but we’ll see how it goes.

Larp

 

[Saint]

Larp

Next time I’ll record myself slaying