New years so weird

[tomfromthesnow]

Jan 2026, 3:00 am I think still drunk as fuck about 14 drinks im about to sick all over the place

new years party at some chadlite’s house, everyone blasting fireworks and screaming happy new year

end up on couch with this 5/10 foid (maybe septum piercing worst part. we sneak to a bedroom “to watch the last ep of stranger things in peace” lmao yeah right
clothes half off she’s grinding, whispering degenerate shit

dick won’t work I’m numb asf at this point
she’s stroking sucking
takes legit 3 minutes of prayer before i get semi-hard (60-70% max)
good enough mentality kicks in
slide in raw
six. fucking. pumps.
feel the nut rising like a freight train
panic pullout
rope directly onto her fucking eyeball. point blank. perfect hit
she flinches hard makes this shocked “AH” noise and genuinely looked like she wanted to kick me in the balls she wiped it off and went in to bathroom and I look back and see this stupid fucking show kills vecna in the gayest way possible by having a 3 foot bitch with an axe chop his head off what a waste of 6 fucking years

 

[tomfromthesnow]

Bump

 

[tkkkkkd123]

Tales

 

[tomfromthesnow]

Tales

from

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Jan 2026, 3:00 am I think still drunk as fuck about 14 drinks im about to sick all over the place

new years party at some chadlite’s house, everyone blasting fireworks and screaming happy new year

end up on couch with this 5/10 foid (maybe septum piercing worst part. we sneak to a bedroom “to watch the last ep of stranger things in peace” lmao yeah right
clothes half off she’s grinding, whispering degenerate shit

dick won’t work I’m numb asf at this point
she’s stroking sucking
takes legit 3 minutes of prayer before i get semi-hard (60-70% max)
good enough mentality kicks in
slide in raw
six. fucking. pumps.
feel the nut rising like a freight train
panic pullout
rope directly onto her fucking eyeball. point blank. perfect hit
she flinches hard makes this shocked “AH” noise and genuinely looked like she wanted to kick me in the balls she wiped it off and went in to bathroom and I look back and see this stupid fucking show kills vecna in the gayest way possible by having a 3 foot bitch with an axe chop his head off what a waste of 6 fucking years

Stranger Things will get a twink excited. You knew exactly what you were doing. You sly, you!

 

[redheadedmonster]

Jan 2026, 3:00 am I think still drunk as fuck about 14 drinks im about to sick all over the place

new years party at some chadlite’s house, everyone blasting fireworks and screaming happy new year

end up on couch with this 5/10 foid (maybe septum piercing worst part. we sneak to a bedroom “to watch the last ep of stranger things in peace” lmao yeah right
clothes half off she’s grinding, whispering degenerate shit

dick won’t work I’m numb asf at this point
she’s stroking sucking
takes legit 3 minutes of prayer before i get semi-hard (60-70% max)
good enough mentality kicks in
slide in raw
six. fucking. pumps.
feel the nut rising like a freight train
panic pullout
rope directly onto her fucking eyeball. point blank. perfect hit
she flinches hard makes this shocked “AH” noise and genuinely looked like she wanted to kick me in the balls she wiped it off and went in to bathroom and I look back and see this stupid fucking show kills vecna in the gayest way possible by having a 3 foot bitch with an axe chop his head off what a waste of 6 fucking years

Sounds horrible. I prescribe you to a diet of only raw foods, staring at the sun and semen retention.

 

[tarkdriad33]

Then you woke up

 

[TonyDr]

Jan 2026, 3:00 am I think still drunk as fuck about 14 drinks im about to sick all over the place

new years party at some chadlite’s house, everyone blasting fireworks and screaming happy new year

end up on couch with this 5/10 foid (maybe septum piercing worst part. we sneak to a bedroom “to watch the last ep of stranger things in peace” lmao yeah right
clothes half off she’s grinding, whispering degenerate shit

dick won’t work I’m numb asf at this point
she’s stroking sucking
takes legit 3 minutes of prayer before i get semi-hard (60-70% max)
good enough mentality kicks in
slide in raw
six. fucking. pumps.
feel the nut rising like a freight train
panic pullout
rope directly onto her fucking eyeball. point blank. perfect hit
she flinches hard makes this shocked “AH” noise and genuinely looked like she wanted to kick me in the balls she wiped it off and went in to bathroom and I look back and see this stupid fucking show kills vecna in the gayest way possible by having a 3 foot bitch with an axe chop his head off what a waste of 6 fucking years

And then everybody clapped