NEWS ARTICLE "Incels are having plastic surgery to attract women, but it won't work"

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there's a whole bunch of hilarious quotes

"Incels" believe that if they looked like supermodel Jordan Barrett they'd have more luck with women.

They're signing up for plastic surgery, including rib removal, clavicle bone breakage, facial "masculinisation" and supersized testicle implants.

This group is also being linked to other manning-up procedures such as mewing (masticating hard foods in an attempt to grow bulging jaw biceps) and jelqing (a DIY "dickmaxxing" regime that is supposed to literally tear extra length into one's tallywacker).
they couldn't even figure out what mewing is jfl

Chads and Stacys, also known as Brads and Traceys, is incel-speak for attractive people guilty of having sex only with each other, thereby subjecting incels to what they call — with deadly straight faces — "reverse rape".
wtf does this even mean?

Incels have been linked to other homicides and sexual assaults, as well as.......and injecting semen into office chocolate bars to punish women with boyfriends.


the article is old though, if you're wondering (15 jun 2019)
 
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because its all about personality right fuck the bitch who wrote that bullshit article
 
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there's a whole bunch of hilarious quotes






they couldn't even figure out what mewing is jfl


wtf does this even mean?




btw the article is old though, if you're wondering (15 jun 2019)
Person who wrote that is a mouth breathing retard
 
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Fuck Normie Scumbags.

>"Incels" believe that if they looked like supermodel Jordan Barrett they'd have more luck with women.

I want to take a sledgehammer and smash the face of whoever wrote this filthy blatant dogshit lie.
 
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I would have more sex if i looked like jordan barrett
 
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Fuck Normie Scumbags.

>"Incels" believe that if they looked like supermodel Jordan Barrett they'd have more luck with women.

I want to take a sledgehammer and smash the face of whoever wrote this filthy blatant dogshit lie.
i love how that quote is suggesting that it's so obviously not true that barrett has more luck with women
 
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Fuck Normie Scumbags.

>"Incels" believe that if they looked like supermodel Jordan Barrett they'd have more luck with women.

I want to take a sledgehammer and smash the face of whoever wrote this filthy blatant dogshit lie.
thats her
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Yet women have endured discrimination, vilification and humiliation based on our appearances since pretty much forever and we get this regardless of whether we are #hotornot.

Yet amazingly enough, most of us manage to refrain from driving our vans into innocent Canadians,


Lmfao
 
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Jordan barret is aesthetically the best looking human when hes not looksminned
 
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Its always a foid making these shitty articles
 
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Elliot rodgers chose the wrong targets ngl
ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRICAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY. I will enter the workforce in 3 years jfl not taking risks
 
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But when foids get surgery it's fine right?

Also I see articles like that everytime I type incels.is on google
 
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"All the surgery in the world will not make misogyny attractive"
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Can't wait to get my supersized testicle implants boyos
 
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wtf is a Tracey
 
>"Incels" believe that if they looked like supermodel Jordan Barrett they'd have more luck with women.
how can you be this fucking retarded holy shit. TIL looking like a model will not help you get laid
 
"masticating hard foods in an attempt to grow bulging jaw biceps "
Source
 
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Tbh she's kinda right though. I would easily trade away all my muscle (been gymcelling for 10 year), and add 100lbs of fat to my frame for a good personality, being non-autistic and a deep, clear, commanding, masculine voice.

Idk if I would trade anything in my face though, since it's already so dogshit. Might just go over the edge of point of no return.

The real blackpill is that personality matters, and it's more or less just as genetic as looks. If you were a loner in high school. Didn't have a gf etc, it's over. You didn't get the correct development.

I have yet to see anyone really ascend from surgery. So she's kinda right.
 
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this goes to prove that women dont like it when ugly man have surgeries
 
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Tbh she's kinda right though. I would easily trade away all my muscle (been gymcelling for 10 year), and add 100lbs of fat to my frame for a good personality, being non-autistic and a deep, clear, commanding, masculine voice.

Idk if I would trade anything in my face though, since it's already so dogshit. Might just go over the edge of point of no return.

The real blackpill is that personality matters, and it's more or less just as genetic as looks. If you were a loner in high school. Didn't have a gf etc, it's over. You didn't get the correct development.

I have yet to see anyone really ascend from surgery. So she's kinda right.
cope
 
plastic surgery only works if you have a flaw or 2 that can be realistically fixed with surgery

if you look like a pablo picasso painting and need 15 surgeries to look human you will just end up looking like a freak
 
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It's not true for most normies for sure, but my personality is fucked. It would actually be true for me. Also, I think it's true if you're legit autistic (idk if I'm or not, never diagnosed at least)
 
Old news
Also they are right, most uncels are subhumans and subhumans can't truly ascend
 
Retarded normies can't cope and end up writing this retarded shit
 
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there's a whole bunch of hilarious quotes






they couldn't even figure out what mewing is jfl


wtf does this even mean?




the article is old though, if you're wondering (15 jun 2019)
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Bless this woman for writing this article. I hope many men and women have read this and thought: "Yeah I don't need surgery too! All I need is to work on my muscles and peeerrrsonality."

Bless the bluepill. It's there to keep others blind, and keep us blackpillers enlightened.

Still the writer is a dumb whore.
 
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Article is from an Australian leftist website.

Australian women/feminists have the least respect for men and masculinity out of anyone.

While leeching off and using men at every point in society, they simply refuse to acknowledge that men may have their own wants and needs.

The disdain they have for men is astounding. They simply refuse to even attempt to understand men.

They see men as existing only to please women.

This is why the mental health issues and suicide rate is so high with men in Aus.
 
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Tbh she's kinda right though. I would easily trade away all my muscle (been gymcelling for 10 year), and add 100lbs of fat to my frame for a good personality, being non-autistic and a deep, clear, commanding, masculine voice.

Idk if I would trade anything in my face though, since it's already so dogshit. Might just go over the edge of point of no return.

The real blackpill is that personality matters, and it's more or less just as genetic as looks. If you were a loner in high school. Didn't have a gf etc, it's over. You didn't get the correct development.

I have yet to see anyone really ascend from surgery. So she's kinda right.
Bella hadid
 
This group is also being linked to other manning-up procedures such as mewing (masticating hard foods in an attempt to grow bulging jaw biceps)




IAM CAGING SOO FUCKING HARD
 
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saw this a few weeks back... Fools

people are oblivious of their stupidity
 
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I'd rape ngl
 
Bulging jaw biceps :feelskek:
 
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Elliot rodgers chose the wrong targets ngl
ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRICAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY. I will enter the workforce in 3 years jfl not taking risks


there's a whole bunch of hilarious quotes






they couldn't even figure out what mewing is jfl


wtf does this even mean?




the article is old though, if you're wondering (15 jun 2019)
What is the point of this article? To stop plastic surgeries? jfl at this wormhole.
 
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What is the point of this article? To stop plastic surgeries? jfl at this wormhole.
she probably just found out about incels, got angry and had to vent. would also explain the lack of professionality of the article.
 
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