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Bros digital footprint is almost on our level jfl, hes never getting into law school
 
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Can I have a crumb of context please?
 
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Are u on school dawg? It's like 10:25 pm:forcedsmile:
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law school isn't some kind of admirable institution, and having a degree in it doesn't make you accomplished or intelligent.

law is literally one of the easiest studies that exist, it's the go to education for the kids of rich people who lack talent in every aspect of life.
 
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Story time now
okay so like


i told me friends a bet i said

"yo ill do that brazilian luffy dance on the table for money how much you paying"

asian bro: "2 dollars"
me: "you jew ass nigga pay more"

asian bro: "na"
asian bro:"2."
me: "you jew ass nigga fine"

i talk to the other mexican student next to me
hes like 220lbs and 5'8 lol

me: yo ima do the brazilian luffy dance on the table how much you gonna pay

fatass mexican "4 dollars deadass do it rn"

me "FOURRR DOLLARSS????/ WOWWWAZAAA" :feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood:

i proceed to
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GET OFF THE TABLE NOW TURN OFF THAT MUSIC
GET OFF WAAGHH WAGHH MY 400LBS FOID CANDIAN INDIAN MUSLIM SAND MONKEY ASS SCREAMS
and the teacher took me to the office after yelling at me

took me to the office and now i got detention

i got the money by my friend paying for my chipotle and the mexican gave me 3 dollars
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okay so like


i told me friends a bet i said

"yo ill do that brazilian luffy dance on the table for money how much you paying"

asian bro: "2 dollars"
me: "you jew ass nigga pay more"

asian bro: "na"
asian bro:"2."
me: "you jew ass nigga fine"

i talk to the other mexican student next to me
hes like 220lbs and 5'8 lol

me: yo ima do the brazilian luffy dance on the table how much you gonna pay

fatass mexican "4 dollars deadass do it rn"

me "FOURRR DOLLARSS????/ WOWWWAZAAA" :feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood:

i proceed to
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GET OFF THE TABLE NOW TURN OFF THAT MUSIC
GET OFF WAAGHH WAGHH MY 400LBS FOID CANDIAN INDIAN MUSLIM SAND MONKEY ASS SCREAMS
and the teacher took me to the office after yelling at me

took me to the office and now i got detention

i got the money by my friend paying for my chipotle and the mexican gave me 3 dollars
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Okay that's worth it but that Mexican manlet nigga should have gave u 4$, today at school I got kicked out for doing eagle screams by my religion teacher, old ahh whore wym I can't scream like an eagle in the season of reproductionmid theories about how the pope raped a woman who went missing ( I swear she said ts like that nigga didn't die a week ago:lul:)
 
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okay so like


i told me friends a bet i said

"yo ill do that brazilian luffy dance on the table for money how much you paying"

asian bro: "2 dollars"
me: "you jew ass nigga pay more"

asian bro: "na"
asian bro:"2."
me: "you jew ass nigga fine"

i talk to the other mexican student next to me
hes like 220lbs and 5'8 lol

me: yo ima do the brazilian luffy dance on the table how much you gonna pay

fatass mexican "4 dollars deadass do it rn"

me "FOURRR DOLLARSS????/ WOWWWAZAAA" :feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood:

i proceed to
View attachment 3691226

GET OFF THE TABLE NOW TURN OFF THAT MUSIC
GET OFF WAAGHH WAGHH MY 400LBS FOID CANDIAN INDIAN MUSLIM SAND MONKEY ASS SCREAMS
and the teacher took me to the office after yelling at me

took me to the office and now i got detention

i got the money by my friend paying for my chipotle and the mexican gave me 3 dollars
:feelsgood:
Best story telling ever btw
 
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Okay that's worth it but that Mexican manlet nigga should have gave u 4$, today at school I got kicked out for doing eagle screams by my religion teacher, old ahh whore wym I can't scream like an eagle in the season of reproductionmid theories about how the pope raped a woman who went missing ( I swear she said ts like that nigga didn't die a week ago:lul:)
bro check pms for footage but
today i got a refferal because i was playing DRIEDEL LMAO
I PLAYED the hava nagila at our table the entire class could hear
and i was THROWING the dreidels and saying that im jewish out loud for taking every one of the coins when i spun good
i was THROWING the driedels around the entire room, FOUR of them. LMAO
and i was yelling so much jewish satireness saying that im jewish and want all your coins
and theres also a bunch of black suns star of davids swastikas drawn on the table sides too :forcedsmile::lul::lul:
it was so choatic but funny
 
okay so like


i told me friends a bet i said

"yo ill do that brazilian luffy dance on the table for money how much you paying"

asian bro: "2 dollars"
me: "you jew ass nigga pay more"

asian bro: "na"
asian bro:"2."
me: "you jew ass nigga fine"

i talk to the other mexican student next to me
hes like 220lbs and 5'8 lol

me: yo ima do the brazilian luffy dance on the table how much you gonna pay

fatass mexican "4 dollars deadass do it rn"

me "FOURRR DOLLARSS????/ WOWWWAZAAA" :feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood::feelsgood:

i proceed to
View attachment 3691226

GET OFF THE TABLE NOW TURN OFF THAT MUSIC
GET OFF WAAGHH WAGHH MY 400LBS FOID CANDIAN INDIAN MUSLIM SAND MONKEY ASS SCREAMS
and the teacher took me to the office after yelling at me

took me to the office and now i got detention

i got the money by my friend paying for my chipotle and the mexican gave me 3 dollars
:feelsgood:
jew teacher
 
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rating bro nooonebis clicking on my thread
 
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you think i’m ltn/mtn/htn like whichever one high low mid?
How old are you? Its hard to tell from this pic we need a more clear frontal and side profile tbh
 
you think i’m ltn/mtn/htn like whichever one high low mid?
You look like a teenager, So i can't rate properly, I can say that your eye area makes you Htn - CHadlite if you get a nice jawline to complement it
 
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he's making 50k a month from mogwarts he doesnt gaf abt digital footprint JFL
 
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15. i’m 5’8 and 45kg
Hard to rate cuz you look like youre still developing, maybe hmtn-lhtn your eye area is insane but jaw holds you back (I think, havent seen a true side profile yet), good pheno, also 45kg deadass?
 
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not over yet

Over when he starts talking about indians
 
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Bros digital footprint is almost on our level jfl, hes never getting into law school
bro he was bped all the time he just didn’t want to make that type of content since it’s not nt :feelshah:
 
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Hard to rate cuz you look like youre still developing, maybe hmtn-lhtn your eye area is insane but jaw holds you back (I think, havent seen a true side profile yet), good pheno, also 45kg deadass?
yeah, deadass. my diet is very inconsistent as at home there is usually little food
 
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yeah, deadass. my diet is very inconsistent as at home there is usually little food
Thats fucked up bro your parents dont feed you enough? At 15 u should be spamming nutrients and animal protein to maximize your development
 
Thats fucked up bro your parents dont feed you enough? At 15 u should be spamming nutrients and animal protein to maximize your development
i try bro, my mum cooks but the portions are always little. from the next month on i will have £50 each month as an allowance. il try to buy some animal protein with that
 
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