Niche dating apps like BLK, Chispa, etc. are fucking garbage [RANT]

[mulattocel]

By far the most cucked dating apps I’ve ever used next to Bumble and Hinge. Tell me why there’s a hookups and fwb preference option but men aren’t allowed to post shirtless pics??? But foids can flaunt their titties and ass no problem. This is infringement on my 1st amendment rights as a man.

Any remotely sexually provocative pic you upload gets deleted by the algo moments after. So you’re quite literally forced to have a personality. (which I don’t have, only abs) Speaking of algo, the elo system on BLK and Chispa is absolute dogshit. BLK capped me out at 31 likes after a day. I paid for the Elite upgrade to see my likes, and behold! Nothing but landwhales, troons, and ltbs from hundreds of miles away despite gauging the shortest distance possible. No movement on my account whatsoever afterwards. Not even one reply from the decent ones I messaged. To top it off, they won’t even let you delete the account until the Elite subscription expires! JFL

Made a Chispa (owned by the same company, and no, you can’t transfer upgrades despite the UI being identical) account this morning and got 6 likes almost instantly as I’m uploading my pics…?? I know they have to be bots considering I’m still capped 9 hours later. You’re telling me only 6 latinas find a hmtn mulatto attractive? Bull-fucking-shit. I mog majority of the user base across both apps. This confirms your elo is a blanket for all platforms under The Match Group. But NOT the upgraded membership you pay money for

And the Jews just want more of my money to buy a new phone number from them in order to reset said elo. My nymphomaniac ass is prob gonna end spending the $10 to do so, but do you see what’s going on here? Fuck this NT bullshit, I feel like suing for emotional damage.

 

[thereallegend]

tinder bumble hinge are the only dating apps

 

[mulattocel]

tinder bumble hinge are the only dating apps

Tinder is like the McDonalds of dating apps tbh

Cheap, fast hookups of poor to mid quality

Bumble and Hinge feel like Ruth’s Chris high quality menu that requires a fuck ton of effort on your end

 

[Duke Archer]

Nah jit cuz like a mf talm bout some dating app stats bruh like i be telling an ignant mf dat shit don't mean nun like we in da club runnin game doe nam sayn like you ever been ten toes down at magic city mane like twelve of my ns pull up bow bow bow yeah n like we wuz deep in the pit dat new future playin and dis bad yellowbone jawn pull up wit dat lil onion booty talkin crazy and i got a lil height on me so she like n you play in the league and I'm like nah but i be in the big leagues gurl like i be a real balla doe fr but foe sum reason she walk away even doe i tell lil shawty i take her to the louie stoh but like yeah itz coo

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

By far the most cucked dating apps I’ve ever used next to Bumble and Hinge. Tell me why there’s a hookups and fwb preference option but men aren’t allowed to post shirtless pics??? But foids can flaunt their titties and ass no problem. This is infringement on my 1st amendment rights as a man.

Any remotely sexually provocative pic you upload gets deleted by the algo moments after. So you’re quite literally forced to have a personality. (which I don’t have, only abs) Speaking of algo, the elo system on BLK and Chispa is absolute dogshit. BLK capped me out at 31 likes after a day. I paid for the Elite upgrade to see my likes, and behold! Nothing but landwhales, troons, and ltbs from hundreds of miles away despite gauging the shortest distance possible. No movement on my account whatsoever afterwards. Not even one reply from the decent ones I messaged. To top it off, they won’t even let you delete the account until the Elite subscription expires! JFL

Made a Chispa (owned by the same company, and no, you can’t transfer upgrades despite the UI being identical) account this morning and got 6 likes almost instantly as I’m uploading my pics…?? I know they have to be bots considering I’m still capped 9 hours later. You’re telling me only 6 latinas find a hmtn mulatto attractive? Bull-fucking-shit. I mog majority of the user base across both apps. This confirms your elo is a blanket for all platforms under The Match Group. But NOT the upgraded membership you pay money for

And the Jews just want more of my money to buy a new phone number from them in order to reset said elo. My nymphomaniac ass is prob gonna end spending the $10 to do so, but do you see what’s going on here? Fuck this NT bullshit, I feel like suing for emotional damage.

I've looked at some Alt dating apps the bitches are chopped

Like only the very bottom of the barrel doesn't get easy success on tinder and has any reason to migrate

 

[mulattocel]

Nah jit cuz like a mf talm bout some dating app stats bruh like i be telling an ignant mf dat shit don't mean nun like we in da club runnin game doe nam sayn like you ever been ten toes down at magic city mane like twelve of my ns pull up bow bow bow yeah n like we wuz deep in the pit dat new future playin and dis bad yellowbone jawn pull up wit dat lil onion booty talkin crazy and i got a lil height on me so she like n you play in the league and I'm like nah but i be in the big leagues gurl like i be a real balla doe fr but foe sum reason she walk away even doe i tell lil shawty i take her to the louie stoh but like yeah itz coo

Shkraight like dat

 

[mulattocel]

I've looked at some Alt dating apps the bitches are chopped

Like only the very bottom of the barrel doesn't get easy success on tinder and has any reason to migrate

Like disrespectfully chopped especially on BLK, I feel like I caught HPV just from swiping jfl

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Tinder is like the McDonalds of dating apps tbh

Cheap, fast hookups of poor to mid quality

Bumble and Hinge feel like Ruth’s Chris high quality menu that requires a fuck ton of effort on your end

Hinge is the only decent one tbh

Bumble is full of 2/10s and curries.

Tinder is gigga chad only don’t even bother

The rest aren’t worth speaking about

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Bumble and Hinge feel like Ruth’s Chris high quality menu that requires a fuck ton of effort on your end

Not even. That's more like Raya

 

[mulattocel]

Not even. That's more like Raya

I just looked that up and it’s a brutal statuspill imma puke

 

[mulattocel]

Hinge is the only decent one tbh

Bumble is full of 2/10s and curries.

Tinder is gigga chad only don’t even bother

The rest aren’t worth speaking about

Hinge is overrun by jeetas in my city

Bumble has all the snobby htbs

Tinder is pretty versatile in my experience in the sense that even a blind squirrel can find a nut

Agreed on the rest

 

[Everythingislaw]

By far the most cucked dating apps I’ve ever used next to Bumble and Hinge. Tell me why there’s a hookups and fwb preference option but men aren’t allowed to post shirtless pics??? But foids can flaunt their titties and ass no problem. This is infringement on my 1st amendment rights as a man.

Any remotely sexually provocative pic you upload gets deleted by the algo moments after. So you’re quite literally forced to have a personality. (which I don’t have, only abs) Speaking of algo, the elo system on BLK and Chispa is absolute dogshit. BLK capped me out at 31 likes after a day. I paid for the Elite upgrade to see my likes, and behold! Nothing but landwhales, troons, and ltbs from hundreds of miles away despite gauging the shortest distance possible. No movement on my account whatsoever afterwards. Not even one reply from the decent ones I messaged. To top it off, they won’t even let you delete the account until the Elite subscription expires! JFL

Made a Chispa (owned by the same company, and no, you can’t transfer upgrades despite the UI being identical) account this morning and got 6 likes almost instantly as I’m uploading my pics…?? I know they have to be bots considering I’m still capped 9 hours later. You’re telling me only 6 latinas find a hmtn mulatto attractive? Bull-fucking-shit. I mog majority of the user base across both apps. This confirms your elo is a blanket for all platforms under The Match Group. But NOT the upgraded membership you pay money for

And the Jews just want more of my money to buy a new phone number from them in order to reset said elo. My nymphomaniac ass is prob gonna end spending the $10 to do so, but do you see what’s going on here? Fuck this NT bullshit, I feel like suing for emotional damage.

I am a virgin so i may absolutely be wrong but does hook ups with randoms even give that much pleasure to you when you already had multiple of them? Isnt it like just jerking off but with more effort since there is not a lot of connection? If you like short term relationships more than ltrs how common would you say the amount of people that also think like that? I am asking this because you seem experienced.

 

[mulattocel]

I am a virgin so i may absolutely be wrong but does hook ups with randoms even give that much pleasure to you when you already had multiple of them? Isnt it like just jerking off but with more effort since there is not a lot of connection? If you like short term relationships more than ltrs how common would you say the amount of people that also think like that? I am asking this because you seem experienced.

Not really, the novelty of uncharted pussy is the pleasure and beats gooning away your dopamine receptors by a long shot. STRs are more popular than you think they’d be among sexual deviants and nymphos like me

 

[thereallegend]

Tinder is like the McDonalds of dating apps tbh

Cheap, fast hookups of poor to mid quality

Bumble and Hinge feel like Ruth’s Chris high quality menu that requires a fuck ton of effort on your end

Hell yeah brother

 

[pope]

anything other than the big 3 and its all troons or scammers. MAYBE just maybe badoo might not be bad but other than its all shit

 

[Proex]

Nah jit cuz like a mf talm bout some dating app stats bruh like i be telling an ignant mf dat shit don't mean nun like we in da club runnin game doe nam sayn like you ever been ten toes down at magic city mane like twelve of my ns pull up bow bow bow yeah n like we wuz deep in the pit dat new future playin and dis bad yellowbone jawn pull up wit dat lil onion booty talkin crazy and i got a lil height on me so she like n you play in the league and I'm like nah but i be in the big leagues gurl like i be a real balla doe fr but foe sum reason she walk away even doe i tell lil shawty i take her to the louie stoh but like yeah itz coo

Yes

 

[Corleone]

anything other than the big 3 and its all troons or scammers. MAYBE just maybe badoo might not be bad but other than its all shit

Tantan used to be decent if you wanted to hook up with FOB asian exchange students. You obviously have to LARP as 21-22 years old, since barely any of them are older than 25.

 

[davidlaidisme67]

By far the most cucked dating apps I’ve ever used next to Bumble and Hinge. Tell me why there’s a hookups and fwb preference option but men aren’t allowed to post shirtless pics??? But foids can flaunt their titties and ass no problem. This is infringement on my 1st amendment rights as a man.

Any remotely sexually provocative pic you upload gets deleted by the algo moments after. So you’re quite literally forced to have a personality. (which I don’t have, only abs) Speaking of algo, the elo system on BLK and Chispa is absolute dogshit. BLK capped me out at 31 likes after a day. I paid for the Elite upgrade to see my likes, and behold! Nothing but landwhales, troons, and ltbs from hundreds of miles away despite gauging the shortest distance possible. No movement on my account whatsoever afterwards. Not even one reply from the decent ones I messaged. To top it off, they won’t even let you delete the account until the Elite subscription expires! JFL

Made a Chispa (owned by the same company, and no, you can’t transfer upgrades despite the UI being identical) account this morning and got 6 likes almost instantly as I’m uploading my pics…?? I know they have to be bots considering I’m still capped 9 hours later. You’re telling me only 6 latinas find a hmtn mulatto attractive? Bull-fucking-shit. I mog majority of the user base across both apps. This confirms your elo is a blanket for all platforms under The Match Group. But NOT the upgraded membership you pay money for

And the Jews just want more of my money to buy a new phone number from them in order to reset said elo. My nymphomaniac ass is prob gonna end spending the $10 to do so, but do you see what’s going on here? Fuck this NT bullshit, I feel like suing for emotional damage.

I didn’t read a single molecule nigga

 

[pope]

Tantan used to be decent if you wanted to hook up with FOB asian exchange students. You obviously have to LARP as 21-22 years old, since barely any of them are older than 25.

Is it shit now ?

 

[Corleone]

Is it shit now ?

haven't used it in years because I rarely lust for asians. FOB Asians are a great ego boost, though; they treat you better than any non-Asian could ever do.

most times they are rich too, and you can let them court you.