Niche “Spider” Method

[Lankycell]

Go up to pawg and say

“M’lady there’s a spider on your pants”

And she’ll freak out and jiggle and be like “Omg whereeee ughhhh”

And say “Lemme get it for you madam”

And slap her booty

And say “Oh shit I didn’t get it”

And keep spanking it

And she’ll say “Omg Lets make love”

 

[Baeseth]

“Sir your under arrest on a warrant for felony sexual battery”

 

[Lankycell]

“Sir your under arrest on a warrant for felony sexual battery”

B-but the spider there was a spider

 

[UserE_7.random]

Isn’t there a case of a man who got sued for SA because he saved the women

 

[Diddihippi09]

Go up to pawg and say

“M’lady there’s a spider on your pants”

And she’ll freak out and jiggle and be like “Omg whereeee ughhhh”

And say “Lemme get it for you madam”

And slap her booty

And say “Oh shit I didn’t get it”

And keep spanking it

And she’ll say “Omg Lets make love”

High T

 

[FiendFiend]

Go up to pawg and say

“M’lady there’s a spider on your pants”

And she’ll freak out and jiggle and be like “Omg whereeee ughhhh”

And say “Lemme get it for you madam”

And slap her booty

And say “Oh shit I didn’t get it”

And keep spanking it

And she’ll say “Omg Lets make love”

holy what a read. I saw some fat asses at the mall I'll do it again

 

[Imad_maybedead]

Isn’t there a case of a man who got sued for SA because he saved the women

Cases*

 

[lix.]

arrested for sa speedrun