Niggas here be like

[House Lannister]

The girl at McDonald’s gave me 10 nuggets instead of 9, does this mean she wants to fuck me?

Meanwhile I saw a 6’4 white chadlite at an event for students once suddenly have a group of 5 girls surround him and engage in convos with him

Nigga I hung out with an actual 6’3 chad once and a group of girls started stalking us to get with him in public. I want to vomit thinking about that day where he brutal mogged our entire group

Nigga my 6’1 prettyboy friend who’s extremely socially autistic had random girls approach him with pictures of him on their phone. I think the real point is in the end I should stop hanging out with people who mog me

 

[FootballPlaya69]

Cool story bro

 

[House Lannister]

Cool story bro

I can’t breed

 

[Deleted member 17244]

Cool story bro

how is your breathing? All good?

 

[MrGlutton]

if ur shorter than 5'9 then you have a problem

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Mcdonald girl gave me 11 chicken nuggets instead of 10

She clearly wants my happy meal if you catch my drift

 

[Deleted member 19157]

unironically i was at a restaurant with my
mom and the woman gave me like some extra food and she wqs like “ooh look how many potatoes she gave you, i think she likes you”