Niggas who blow their hand off

[chudcell999]

Every year in America thousands of retards blow their fucking hand off because they think it's a good idea to hold literal explosives in their hand while trying to light it I love this holiday but you will never catch me holding any sort of explosive firework that includes Roman candles I don't even know how those are legal there's probably a 1/7 ratio of faulty fireworks that will blow up prematurely or not correctly so please never be a retard and hold any explosive in your fucking hand. I can't believe we got to tell people this.

 

[looksaresuicide]

It's crazy how easy it is to get your hands on some explosives whenever 4th of July rolls around, but at least all the sluts are out whenever you go see them

 

[chudcell999]

It's crazy how easy it is to get your hands on some explosives whenever 4th of July rolls around, but at least all the sluts are out whenever you go see them

The sluts are too busy conversating with Chad to pay attention to me I usually just gesture on my motorized scooter hopefully making people laugh because I'm a loser with no friends so all I can do is ride around and watch other people who have friends and family.