ShineBright
King of Cages
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It's the night of November 3rd, and you're browsing this incel circlejerk forum. You're laughing at ethnics & replying JBW! to every ratings thread that features a non-white. Your tired (but definitely hooded) eyes slowly close & everything fades to black...
And in the morning, you wake up like this:
Panicking in the mirror, you fumble for the TV remote. You turn on the TV, and for a brief moment you rejoice: Trump has just been reelected, but his first order is to deport all gays and browns. "Fuck..." you think to yourself, "...this was the day I'd always been waiting for!" You take a series of deep breaths, and you do the only thing you know how:
You open your phone, you take a couple selfies in shitty lighting & you open Looksmax. You pass the 6,000th mog battle of Chico vs Delon, and you vote Chico like the retard you have now become. You also defend Ronnie & MSE while you're at it. Finally satisfied, you remember what you came here for — you create a ratings thread, fill in the post title: "Honest rates only, please don't bully. I can still BBC max, right?".
You wait a few minutes, you refresh the page. Your inbox explodes & you feel that familiar surge of dopamine. But to your dismay, you open the post to find over 100 JFL reacts & a wall of laughing Nic Cage gifs.
Hands trembling, tears streaking down your subhuman maxilla, you hear a crash as ICE breaks down your door. Six towering Euro Chads with Eppley jaw implants grab you by your frail limbs, and as they throw you into the van you hear one of them say,
"Should've JBW"
And in the morning, you wake up like this:
Panicking in the mirror, you fumble for the TV remote. You turn on the TV, and for a brief moment you rejoice: Trump has just been reelected, but his first order is to deport all gays and browns. "Fuck..." you think to yourself, "...this was the day I'd always been waiting for!" You take a series of deep breaths, and you do the only thing you know how:
You open your phone, you take a couple selfies in shitty lighting & you open Looksmax. You pass the 6,000th mog battle of Chico vs Delon, and you vote Chico like the retard you have now become. You also defend Ronnie & MSE while you're at it. Finally satisfied, you remember what you came here for — you create a ratings thread, fill in the post title: "Honest rates only, please don't bully. I can still BBC max, right?".
You wait a few minutes, you refresh the page. Your inbox explodes & you feel that familiar surge of dopamine. But to your dismay, you open the post to find over 100 JFL reacts & a wall of laughing Nic Cage gifs.
Hands trembling, tears streaking down your subhuman maxilla, you hear a crash as ICE breaks down your door. Six towering Euro Chads with Eppley jaw implants grab you by your frail limbs, and as they throw you into the van you hear one of them say,
"Should've JBW"
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