szolliontaraelis
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I found myself making out with two stacylites I know irl and when one of them pulls my pants to start sucking on my dick and suddenly, THERE WAS NO DICK!
LITERALLY, NO FUCKING PENIS WAS THERE.
MY PELVIC REGION WAS LIKE A THAT OF A FUCKING KENDOLL.
The girls suddenly started screaming, I was having a panic attack and screaming. They escaped from my house without even putting their clothes back on.
After that, I woke up. My heartrate was really high, I was sweating. Signs of high cortizol levels, like a low-T beta male. UNACCEPTABLE!
Fortunately, my dick was still there, throbbing and hard like it was made from diamond. I was going to rub one out but then remembered my ancestors never jerked off because they were alpha hunter-gatherers and had better ARs because of the strict NoFap they got going on.
Anyways, your dick is your life. Never lose it.
LITERALLY, NO FUCKING PENIS WAS THERE.
MY PELVIC REGION WAS LIKE A THAT OF A FUCKING KENDOLL.
The girls suddenly started screaming, I was having a panic attack and screaming. They escaped from my house without even putting their clothes back on.
After that, I woke up. My heartrate was really high, I was sweating. Signs of high cortizol levels, like a low-T beta male. UNACCEPTABLE!
Fortunately, my dick was still there, throbbing and hard like it was made from diamond. I was going to rub one out but then remembered my ancestors never jerked off because they were alpha hunter-gatherers and had better ARs because of the strict NoFap they got going on.
Anyways, your dick is your life. Never lose it.
