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Went out partying with my friend and decided to eat sum shrooms with a hot dog before we drove back. Big mistake. Within 20 min I felt an overwhelming urge to take a huge shit. So I told my friend and he was like "ok lets just get out of the city and we'll stop somewhere bc i gotta piss too."
Well I ended up holding my shit in for 3 hours bc he got lost and kept missing turns on the gps. Everywhere we stopped was closed or wouldn't let us use the restrooms. We got stuck at literally every traffic light. To make things worse there were cops everywhere. The pain and anxiety was unbearable. I was legit squatting and sweating in the passenger side. We were yelling at each other the whole time and I srsly considered killing him at one point. The shit was practically sliding in and out. I'll never understand how gays enjoy this feeling.
Eventually i couldn't take it anymore. We got stuck at another light so I decided to get out of the car and walk, checking every store I passed. After 15 min i texted my friend to meet at the next intersection but the stupid nigger got lost again. I was on my own now. I don't know how long i was walking but it felt like an eternity. I thought I died and was in hell, forced to repeat this cycle forever. Eventually I stumbled upon an asian supermarket in the middle of nowhere. I thought i was hallucinating tbh.
I went inside and this old vietnamese lady tells me "toilets closed." I wasn't having it. I stormed the doors and took the biggest shit of my entire life. Legit felt like my soul was leaving my body. The lady started screaming at me and threatening to call the cops. I told her "FUCK OFF IM TAKING A SHIT," tears streaming down my face. I was vibing hard to the grocery store music. By some miracle, my friend finally showed up some time later to deescalate the situation.
Overall it was a painful experience, but I feel like it helped me grow as a person. On the drive home, my friend realized we could have used an empty can of pringles instead. I will remember this next time.
@Gargantuan @Tony @Ritalincel @BrendioEEE @croww
@turkproducer @lutte @TsarTsar444 @kjsbdfiusdf
Well I ended up holding my shit in for 3 hours bc he got lost and kept missing turns on the gps. Everywhere we stopped was closed or wouldn't let us use the restrooms. We got stuck at literally every traffic light. To make things worse there were cops everywhere. The pain and anxiety was unbearable. I was legit squatting and sweating in the passenger side. We were yelling at each other the whole time and I srsly considered killing him at one point. The shit was practically sliding in and out. I'll never understand how gays enjoy this feeling.
Eventually i couldn't take it anymore. We got stuck at another light so I decided to get out of the car and walk, checking every store I passed. After 15 min i texted my friend to meet at the next intersection but the stupid nigger got lost again. I was on my own now. I don't know how long i was walking but it felt like an eternity. I thought I died and was in hell, forced to repeat this cycle forever. Eventually I stumbled upon an asian supermarket in the middle of nowhere. I thought i was hallucinating tbh.
I went inside and this old vietnamese lady tells me "toilets closed." I wasn't having it. I stormed the doors and took the biggest shit of my entire life. Legit felt like my soul was leaving my body. The lady started screaming at me and threatening to call the cops. I told her "FUCK OFF IM TAKING A SHIT," tears streaming down my face. I was vibing hard to the grocery store music. By some miracle, my friend finally showed up some time later to deescalate the situation.
Overall it was a painful experience, but I feel like it helped me grow as a person. On the drive home, my friend realized we could have used an empty can of pringles instead. I will remember this next time.
@Gargantuan @Tony @Ritalincel @BrendioEEE @croww
@turkproducer @lutte @TsarTsar444 @kjsbdfiusdf
