ey88
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Eat raw meat
Get lean
Grow out your hair
Tan
Whiten teeth with hydrogen peroxide
Wear lifts
Dye your eyebrows and eyelashes and use minoxidil if needed
Start finasteride and minoxidil if you’re starting to bald
Doesn’t include surgery because most people here will never actually get it
Everything else is cope, this is all you need
Get lean
Grow out your hair
Tan
Whiten teeth with hydrogen peroxide
Wear lifts
Dye your eyebrows and eyelashes and use minoxidil if needed
Start finasteride and minoxidil if you’re starting to bald
Doesn’t include surgery because most people here will never actually get it
Everything else is cope, this is all you need