NO CAR, NO DOOR AND CANT SNEAK OUT

[Deleted member 6403]

HOW AM I GONNA LAY THIS HOE

 

[Deleted member 10551]

Wait until you're 18

 

[Deleted member 1774]

 

[Deleted member 8623]

pic of hoe por favor

 

[Deleted member 6382]

if she doesnt look like this

is the slay even worth it bro

 

[Deleted member 6403]

NEED ADVICE ASAP, IM NOT GONNA MISS OUT ON ANOTHER LAY

IF I HAD A DOOR TO MY ROOM I WOULD OF ALREADY HAD 3 SLAYS

 

[Deleted member 6382]

NEED ADVICE ASAP, IM NOT GONNA MISS OUT ON ANOTHER LAY

IF I HAD A DOOR TO MY ROOM I WOULD OF ALREADY HAD 3 SLAYS

Put this nigga as ur door

 

[Deleted member 8765]

HOW AM I GONNA LAY THIS HOE

Sex Addiction: The Novel

part one

where art thou door
Where art thou transportation
How should I preceded with inserting my inflated balloon into her roasted chicken sandwich.

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

I think youd need to be a genius to figure out how to get laid in your situation and lets face it there are no geniuses on this forum

 

[Deleted member 6403]

I think youd need to be a genius to figure out how to get laid in your situation and lets face it there are no geniuses on this forum

I won't give up tbhh

 

[Deleted member 9837]

Get a air bnb hotel or motel

 

[Deleted member 9837]

Fuck her at homies crib or something also

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Get a air bnb hotel or motel

I'm broke

 

[JustBeCurry]

say you have to go somewhere, take an uber, fuck in the uber, profit

 

[Deleted member 9837]

This why I’m happy I got my own crib fr

don’t gotta deal with this shit

 

[Michael James]

public bathroom

 

[lutte]

Fuck er in a bush

 

[Deleted member 9837]

There are some airbnb or hostels that cost 20-10 dollars a night

 

[Deleted member 6403]

say you have to go somewhere, take an uber, fuck in the uber, profit

Parent don't let me go no where with this pandemic

 

[Deleted member 8765]

Alright this is task force 141 breach and clear, permission to engage and secure the sexually deprived male

copy that bravo six going dark

 

[Deleted member 6403]

There are some airbnb or hostels that cost 20-10 dollars a night

Then I gotta worry about sneaking out so it's kind of the same thing

 

[Deleted member 9837]

Then I gotta worry about sneaking out so it's kind of the same thing

Go to a movie theatre and get head or a handjob in the back of the movie theatre that’s way you can go back home

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Go to a movie theatre and get head or a handjob in the back of the movie theatre that’s way you can go back home

Parents don't let me go anywhere since this pandemic started

 

[Deleted member 9837]

Parents don't let me go anywhere since this pandemic started

Park? Just say your goin on a walk

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Park? Just say your goin on a walk

They don't let me do that either that's why I be pacing in my house all day

 

[Deleted member 9837]

They don't let me do that either that's why I be pacing in my house all day

It’s ova fo ya ass boi

 

[Deleted member 9837]

Just invite her over chill with her in your room make out and finger her etc quietly

don’t have sex and save it for next time

if she’s willing to do all this with ya she’ll definitely meet up again

 

[oatmeal]

just do it in front of your parents

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Just invite her over chill with her in your room make out and finger her etc quietly

don’t have sex and save it for next time

if she’s willing to do all this with ya she’ll definitely meet up again

That's the issue, the bitch ass dog finna bark as soon as I open the door or as soon as the Uber gets close, that's what happened last time and it blew my cover

 

[Deleted member 9837]

That's the issue, the bitch ass dog is finna bark as soon as I open the door, that's what happened last time and it blew my cover

If you let ya parents know you got a girl coming over but your “studying” or working on “music” together would it be aight?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

If you let ya parents know you got a girl coming over but your “studying” or working on “music” together would it be aight?

No bro, they def won't and again the lack of door is still an issue, they'll be able to hear everything

 

[Deleted member 9837]

No bro, they def won't and again the lack of door is still an issue, they'll be able to hear everything

My boy down horrendous

no pussy for you tonight

 

[Deleted member 6403]

My boy down horrendous

no pussy for you tonight

I won't give up that easily, I deadass got all odds against me but I'll still find a way

 

[TheRealist]

HOW AM I GONNA LAY THIS HOE

Won’t lie getting laid without proper logistics is almost impossible. Your best bet is just wait till you get some money.

 

[oatmeal]

My boy down horrendous

no pussy for you tonight

and another day he starves.

I won't give up that easily, I deadass got all odds against me but I'll still find a way

go into the closet or ur bathroom. maybe turn on the shower so it is harder to hear jfl.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

and another day he starves.


go into the closet or ur bathroom. maybe turn on the shower so it is harder to hear jfl.

The bathroom is across their room , so they'll definitely see two people going inside the bathroom and the issue of getting her inside without my bitch ass dog barking is still present

 

[Deleted member 6403]

and another day he starves.


go into the closet or ur bathroom. maybe turn on the shower so it is harder to hear jfl.

I don't have a closet tbh

 

[oatmeal]

The bathroom is across their room , so they'll definitely see two people going inside the bathroom and the issue of getting her inside without my bitch ass dog barking is still present

send me your house's floor plan tbh this shit is james bond tier.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

send me your house's floor plan tbh this shit is james bond tier.

Ight will do rn

 

[oatmeal]

honestly tfs wrong with ur mum and dad jfl.

why do they care so much.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

send me your house's floor plan tbh this shit is james bond tier.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

honestly tfs wrong with ur mum and dad jfl.

why do they care so much.

Don't know tbh

 

[oatmeal]

Don't know tbh

how old are u

 

[WTFCGod]

BRO JUST TELL YOUR GRAN HAD A HEART ARRACK

 

[Deleted member 6403]

how old are u

17

 

[Deleted member 9837]

Make sure ya parents in their room and get her to crawl to your room or make a dash to your room

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Make sure ya parents in their room and get her to crawl to your room or make a dash to your room

That's not a issue bro main issue is my dog barking when her Uber gets close and when I'ma open the door

 

[oatmeal]

17

you should tell ur parents to fuck off tbh. if u have good grades use that against them it worked for me.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

you should tell ur parents to fuck off tbh. if u have good grades use that against them it worked for me.

My grades ain't even that good bro tbh, so won't be able to use that

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Bumpppp, I needa get this lay

House layout