NO CAR, NO DOOR AND CANT SNEAK OUT

[oatmeal]

My grades ain't even that good bro tbh, so won't be able to use that

have you done anything nice or good for your parents that you could tie into that

 

[Deleted member 9837]

That's not a issue bro main issue is my dog barking when her Uber gets close and when I'ma open the door

kick that lil nigga outside

 

[Deleted member 6403]

have you done anything nice or good for your parents that you could tie into that

Not really tbh

 

[Deleted member 6403]

kick that lil nigga outside

Anything that seems off, like the dog being outside is gonna be a huge spotlight on me

 

[Deleted member 9837]

Say your taking him on a walk leave him outside tied to a pole then walk her in your room and act like you forgot something to not seem sus with your parents when you go back

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Say your taking him on a walk leave him outside tied to a pole then walk her in your room and act like you forgot something to not seem sus with your parents when you go back

They don't let me go anywhere since this pandemic started especially at night tbhh

 

[Deleted member 9837]

They don't let me go anywhere since this pandemic started especially at night tbhh

Even walking your dog?

 

[oatmeal]

honestly maybe ur parents did u a favor

im not sure if this bitch is even worth it lul, didn't u say if u fuck her you will get beef.

like would you be worried for urself afterward.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Even walking your dog?

Ye

 

[Deleted member 6403]

im not sure if this bitch is even worth it lul, didn't u say if u fuck her you will get beef.

like would you be worried for urself afterward.

And nah bro, I won't get into beef if I fuck her but She knows my opps, ion know if she talks to em or anything

 

[Deleted member 9837]

Ye

Talk to your dad man to man look him dead in the eyes

and tell him “listen bro you gonna let me fuck this bitch in ya house you ain’t finna cock block me bro I’ll make you proud old man the way I be beating them cheeks”

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Talk to your dad man to man look him dead in the eyes

and tell him “listen bro you gonna let me fuck this bitch in ya house you ain’t finna cock block me bro I’ll make you proud old man the way I be beating them cheeks”

I'll save that for last once I ran out of other options, worst case scenario tbh

 

[Deleted member 6403]

I also got another problem, ion think my parents gonna like me jb maxing, I'll be hitting this freshman and I'm a senior lmao

 

[oatmeal]

wait this isn't the first time ur parents cockblocked u?

brutal. my parents cockblocked me indefinitely until I graduate high school by ruining social conenctions. I am 17 and junior jfl.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

wait this isn't the first time ur parents cockblocked u?

brutal. my parents cockblocked me indefinitely until I graduate high school by ruining social conenctions. I am 17 and junior jfl.

No bro, this might be the second time they cock block me fr, 4th time if u count not having a door

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Bump

 

[oatmeal]

No bro, this might be the second time they cock block me fr, 4th time if u count not having a door

my mum and dad took away my phone and basically made me stop doing any school activities and shit because of problems.

ruined my social connections tbh. I hope ur parents aren't like this.

and yeah I see. do u have a balcony or porch?

do u have a crawlspace. do u have literally any concealed space that ur parents wont see u in

 

[Deleted member 6403]

my mum and dad took away my phone and basically made me stop doing any school activities and shit because of problems.

ruined my social connections tbh. I hope ur parents aren't like this.

and yeah I see. do u have a balcony or porch?

do u have a crawlspace. do u have literally any concealed space that ur parents wont see u in

That's brutal bro, my parents aren that strict tbh

And yea I got a porch, it's in front of my room, my mom will be able to see me tho, that's part of the problem, she'll be able to see if I open the door and let her in since I have 0 other entries

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Bumo bumo

 

[Deleted member 3672]

sneak out one time during night or have her sneak in during the night when everyone is asleep?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

sneak out one time during night or have her sneak in during the night when everyone is asleep?

Read the whole thread bro, I've thought of every possible situation and none of them are possible

Once I open the door, my mom could look thru her window and my dog could def start barking

 

[Deleted member 3672]

Read the whole thread bro, I've thought of every possible situation and none of them are possible

Once I open the door, my mom could look thru her window and my dog def finna start barking

my bad jfl, how about thru a window?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

my bad jfl, how about thru a window?

I only got 1 window and it got burglar bars lmao and it's the same thing anyways since it's next to the front door, my mom could look thru her window

 

[Deleted member 3672]

I only got 1 window and it got burgler bars lmao and it's the same thing anyways, my mom could look thru her window

damnnn bro everything really is against u jfl, pump chloroform thru ur vents or drug ur entire family benadryl and then fuck as much/loud as u want until they wake up theorem

 

[Deleted member 6403]

damnnn bro everything really is against u jfl, pump chloroform thru ur vents or drug ur entire family benadryl and then fuck as much/loud as u want until they wake up theorem

I told y'all lmao, all odds really are against me lmfao, I'll find a way sooner or later tho

 

[retard]

Tell her your parents took your door off for fucken too many girls and it will make her want u even more , then ask her if she has any ideas, if u can’t go to her house think of some public nature creek place to go to , at this time it will be completely empty

 

[Deleted member 3672]

I told y'all lmao, all odds really are against me lmfao, I'll find a way sooner or later tho

goodluck man if a better idea pops up in my head ill hit up the thread, hope you find a way)

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Tell her your parents took your door off for fucken too many girls and it will make her want u even more , then ask her if she has any ideas, if u can’t go to her house think of some public nature creek place to go to , at this time it will be completely empty

Can't sneak out or leave the house thanks to the pandemic bro

 

[retard]

Can't sneak out or leave the house thanks to the pandemic bro

They wouldn’t let you leave even if you told them you were staying outside? Brootal

 

[HurtfulVanity]

Go to her house or fuck her in a family restroom shell prolly be hella down.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Go to her house or fuck her in a family restroom shell prolly be hella down.

Can't leave or sneak out

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Bump bumo bump

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Bump

 

[Deleted member 8765]

and another day he starves.


go into the closet or ur bathroom. maybe turn on the shower so it is harder to hear jfl.

Just blast some
CHIEF KEEF SOSA I BEEN BALLIN HARD NO DISCOUNT
3 HOUSE
6 CARS
YOU CANT TELL ME SHIT NOW

 

[Deleted member 8765]

AND I GOT AN AK
SITTIN AT MY MOMMA HOUSE

 

[Deleted member 10516]

Nigga motel 6, park, church bathroom you making excuses mane

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Nigga motel 6, park, church bathroom you making excuses mane

Parents won't let me leave the house bro

 

[Deleted member 6403]

What do, I am beat rn, wtf is there left

 

[Deleted member 8576]

lays me

 

[Deleted member 10172]

HOW AM I GONNA LAY THIS HOE

Nigga just fuck her under the covers then put her into a box and then throw her outside and have her run to the nearest bus stop or take an Uber or have her hide in ur closet and fuck there and get a rug and wrap it around her

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Nigga just fuck her under the covers then put her into a box and then throw her outside and have her run to the nearest bus stop or take an Uber or have her hide in ur closet and fuck there and get a rug and wrap it around her

I don't have a closet tbh

 

[Deleted member 7192]

What do, I am beat rn, wtf is there left

same situation as you bro

i would have slayed that one whore if i had my own place

pain...

 

[Deleted member 6403]

same situation as you bro

i would have slayed that one whore if i had my own place

pain...

I think we just needa say fuck it and let the whole house hear us clap cheeks tbh

 

[Deleted member 7192]

I think we just needa say fuck it and let the whole house hear us clap cheeks tbh

tbh bro

parents really cock blocking us, maybe take her out to taco bell and fuck her in the bathrooms?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

tbh bro

parents really cock blocking us, maybe take her out to taco bell and fuck her in the bathrooms?

Fuck it, mines worse they don't even let me leave the house so I gotta do everything here lmao

 

[Deleted member 7192]

Fuck it, mines worse they don't even let me leave the house so I gotta do everything here lmao

fuck bro uber tuff

 

[Squirtoutmabooty]

premarital sex is a sin

 

[hairyballscel]

She knows my opps

Cringe

 

[LastGerman]

HOW AM I GONNA LAY THIS HOE

Another brutal driver licence pill.
Being able to drive > anything else in life.

 

[WTFCGod]

The bathroom is across their room , so they'll definitely see two people going inside the bathroom and the issue of getting her inside without my bitch ass dog barking is still present

Fuck your dog instead