No context meme paragraph about one of my old closest IRL friends

[WonkyChin186]

Master at restaurants, great movie taste, insane fashion sense, amazing cheap £1000 shoe taste, freshest haircut in the country, breaks into Greggs at midnight to go on late night walks, and now a 9inch dick too, Reports his best mates to the police, Insanely high status with lots of friends so he has to be very careful of his reputation and drop his day 1s, biggest fear is cosh popping up out of nowhere, EXTREMELY strong morals, destined to leave a legacy. EXTREMELY SUPER light for his height at 55kgs 5'7, curliest 1b hair in all of england, loads of babyfat due to being completely prepubescent at almost 17, LOADS of brand new friends from school after 2 people joined, healthy lungs innit? rudolph the red nosed reindeer, whAT i dUnno, frosty the snowman, how many?, leme c! ee dam, how do you know hes on drugs?

he's extremely narcy while being extremely autistic

it started off as a few small sentences at the end of every discussion about him and now this is always spammed

@aethel @inversions

 

[Thodian]

Not a word read but I’ll still rep

 

[3umv]

rep