BrahminBoss
The Platonic Ideal
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He was ashamed of his persiflage, his boasting, his pretensions of being THE mogger;
he was sorry about his nordicuck pheno, his brachy skull, his inability to express what he now believed was the case- that he truly regretted getting buccal fat surgery, that he missed the old femboy pufferfish Barrett as much as anybody and wished it hadn't been necessary. Even as he circulated his holocaust maxxed photos to farm attention on insta he knew that the smiles disappeared when he posted. He received so many menacing DMs that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity. He kept to his apartment all day, masturbating to his cheekbones, looking at his reflection in every King and Jack.
Elliot Rodger came up from Cali at one P.M. on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Jordan Barrett aka @Pei. Elliot Rodger would be ordered to serve a life sentence in the Colorado Penitentiary for second degree murder. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking fo ERs release, and in 2023, Governor James B. Ullman would pardon the man.
There would be no heartfelt edits for Jordan Barrett, no edits of his ramp walks would be crossposted by any non- psl brainrotted pajeet , no JBs would build a shrine of him and tattoo his face on their ass, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay 2000 USD to wear the high school arm band he used to wear. The shotgun would ignite, and Chico Lachowski would scream, but Jordan Barrett would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.
he was sorry about his nordicuck pheno, his brachy skull, his inability to express what he now believed was the case- that he truly regretted getting buccal fat surgery, that he missed the old femboy pufferfish Barrett as much as anybody and wished it hadn't been necessary. Even as he circulated his holocaust maxxed photos to farm attention on insta he knew that the smiles disappeared when he posted. He received so many menacing DMs that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity. He kept to his apartment all day, masturbating to his cheekbones, looking at his reflection in every King and Jack.
Elliot Rodger came up from Cali at one P.M. on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Jordan Barrett aka @Pei. Elliot Rodger would be ordered to serve a life sentence in the Colorado Penitentiary for second degree murder. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking fo ERs release, and in 2023, Governor James B. Ullman would pardon the man.
There would be no heartfelt edits for Jordan Barrett, no edits of his ramp walks would be crossposted by any non- psl brainrotted pajeet , no JBs would build a shrine of him and tattoo his face on their ass, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay 2000 USD to wear the high school arm band he used to wear. The shotgun would ignite, and Chico Lachowski would scream, but Jordan Barrett would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.
