No matter how shit your life is be thankful you don’t have a micropenis

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

Saw some tiktoks about genuinely the saddest shit ever bro

 

[incomplete]

true

 

[horseman.]

What if I do

 

[bloatedone]

Thanks for the reminder

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

What if I do

I would prob turn to a tranny bro ngl

 

[horseman.]

I would prob turn to a tranny bro ngl

Bruh people always tell me that because I’m 5’6

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

Thanks for the reminder

Yk what micro means bro it’s so small u can’t even jack off properly

 

[bloatedone]

Yk what micro means bro it’s so small u can’t even jack off properly

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

I’m sorry bro hope the joos find a cure

 

[subhumanandrew]

Saw some tiktoks about genuinely the saddest shit ever bro

What if I m close to it

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

What if I m close to it

Dickpill victim

 

[polarpop]

micropenis is one of the only things where i would actually consider killing myself

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

micropenis is one of the only things where i would actually consider killing myself

Would u rather be disabled from the waist down or have a micro gun

 

[polarpop]

Would u rather be disabled from the waist down or have a micro gun

man i dont even fucking know, if your disabled forget about getting slays, and if you have a micropenis forget about it aswell

probably micropenis tbf

 

[polarpop]

and consider suicide

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

man i dont even fucking know, if your disabled forget about getting slays, and if you have a micropenis forget about it aswell

probably micropenis tbf

Micropenis u can just not fuck at all and larp being religious or some shit

 

[nimrodworkman]

about that

 

[Gudlifer]

im so glad i have a big penis


unfortunately i cant use it

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

im so glad i have a big penis


unfortunately i cant use it

Can’t use it bc he’s a bottom

 

[polarpop]

Micropenis u can just not fuck at all and larp being religious or some shit

i doubt you can even jerk off with a micro

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

i doubt you can even jerk off with a micro

Smallest one in the world is like 0.something bro I would actually rope ngl