No morning wood.

[Deleted member 275]

Cant remember last time ive had morning wood. Must be years ago. Not even on noporn+nonut did i get it back. Not when i was exercising 7 times per week and in top physical shape did i have morning wood. Not when i had my t measured at 900ng/dl did i have morning wood.

I do remember having it every day till the age of 16-17 or so.

I think inceldom gave me braindamage or something. Or what the fuck does this mean.

 

[germanlooks]

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

Meanwhile I WontStopMorningWooding

 

[subhuman incel]

 

[Seth Walsh]

Cant remember last time ive had morning wood. Must be years ago. Not even on noporn+nonut did i get it back. Not when i was exercising 7 times per week and in top physical shape did i have morning wood. Not when i had my t measured at 900ng/dl did i have morning wood.

I do remember having it every day till the age of 16-17 or so.

I think inceldom gave me braindamage or something. Or what the fuck does this mean.

Icing your balls helps with morning wood

 

[lutte]

was this before fin as well

 

[Deleted member 275]

I think my sexual failures with women have made me permanently sexually depressed(PSD) and i cant get morning boners anymore

 

[Deleted member 275]

was this before fin as well

Yeah, didnt have them before fin either

 

[Patient A]

Icing your balls helps with morning wood

Makes sense

 

[Seth Walsh]

Makes sense

Helps me unironically

 

[Biiyo03]

How many times u jerk off a day

 

[studiocel]

I think my sexual failures with women have made me permanently sexually depressed(PSD) and i cant get morning boners anymore

Its probably post finasteride syndrome. I'm a low t Asian incel and my dick still gets hard in the morning.

 

[lutte]

Makes sense

testicles function optimally at colder than body temp (34 I think) which is why they are on the outside of the body

 

[Deleted member 14303]

Never happened to me ever since I was 12 I’ve had morning wood everyday

 

[Deleted member 275]

Helps me unironically

Do you have some kind of device to keep your balls iced during the night? Or u just do it for a few minutes?

Recently i started cooling my balls at the end of a hot shower with coldwater for 20seconds so they are cold asf as i get out of the shower

 

[Pythagoras]

High T (with a blood test) with zero morning woods reporting in. my erections are giga good and libido is decent to high, so don't care at all.

 

[Deleted member 13787]

havent had a morning wood since like 14 tbh
but my sex drive has gone up

 

[Patient A]

Do you have some kind of device to keep your balls iced during the night? Or u just do it for a few minutes?

Like a fridge icicle dispenser that hangs above your body whilst you sleep and releases ice cubes onto your balls before you awake?

In order to get an automatic erection in the morning that you don’t intend to use?

this is the quality content that I’m here for

 

[Deleted member 275]

High T (with a blood test) with zero morning woods reporting in. my erections are giga good and libido is decent to high, so don't care at all.

Allright good stuff.

I am guessing for me it could have to do with chronic stress/anxiety. I have most negative thoughts in the morning right as i wake up so that could explain it maybe

 

[Deleted member 275]

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Like a fridge icicle dispenser that hangs above your body whilst you sleep and releases ice cubes onto your balls before you awake?

Like something to wrap around your balls and you put ice and water in it bro. Or should i just put some icecubes in my boxers?

 

[Deleted member 8853]

I think my sexual failures with women have made me permanently sexually depressed(PSD) and i cant get morning boners anymore

I can't get boners at all instead my t and dht has turned me into a violent ape ready to punch kick and bite

 

[Patient A]

Like something to wrap around your balls and you put ice and water in it bro.

like your moms mouth but with ice cubes inside?

 

[Pythagoras]

Allright good stuff.

I am guessing for me it could have to do with chronic stress/anxiety. I have most negative thoughts in the morning right as i wake up so that could explain it maybe

Not anxietycel so idk, maybe. but usually morning wood meaning the dick literally wake up before you realize what's going on so your theory doesn't make much sense to me.

 

[Patient A]

like your moms mouth but with ice cubes inside?

Wrapped around the balls for when the incel awakes from his slumber

 

[Carnivore]

High T (with a blood test) with zero morning woods reporting in. my erections are giga good and libido is decent to high, so don't care at all.

Same. I do get them, but very rarely and they are not as strong.

I bet @lutte is going to tell me it's from fin maybe it is, who knows. I always had them when I was younger.

 

[lutte]

Same. I do get them, but very rarely and they are not as strong.

I bet @lutte is going to tell me it's from fin maybe it is, who knows. I always had them when I was younger.

probably is, you know that yourself lol

 

[Deleted member 275]

Wrapped around the balls for when the incel awakes from his slumber

You have those ice masks to cool your face to get ride of puffiness. I have a fridge right next to my bed i could easily make a similar thing for my balls to keep them cold and healthy. Good test production and morning boners

 

[Pythagoras]

OP if your T is high, why do you care tho? I was afraid I'm low T because of it but turned out my T is high, so why would i care. erections are good, libido good, T is good. so my dick like to sleep longer, so what

 

[Patient A]

You have those ice masks to cool your face to get ride of puffiness. I have a fridge right next to my bed i could easily make a similar thing for my balls to keep them cold and healthy. Good test production and morning boners

Yes but morning wood by definition is you wake up and the erection is already there.

You would need something on a timer to automatically freeze your balls before you awake

 

[Pythagoras]

Yes but morning wood by definition is you wake up and the erection is already there.

 

[MikeMew'sBitch]

Im 30 and still getting occasional morning wood but sometimes its just because i need to take a piss

 

[Pythagoras]

Im 30 and still getting occasional morning wood but sometimes its just because i need to take a piss

lol you're old

 

[Deleted member 275]

Yes but morning wood by definition is you wake up and the erection is already there.

You would need something on a timer to automatically freeze your balls before you awake

They dont need to freeze, just be cold all night. If i put ice with some water around it on my balls it should stay somewhat cool

 

[Deleted member 275]

OP if your T is high, why do you care tho? I was afraid I'm low T because of it but turned out my T is high, so why would i care. erections are good, libido good, T is good. so my dick like to sleep longer, so what

My erections arent as strong as i like, i am not progressing in the gym and recovering as fast as i like, i dont feel horny enough, and am too much in my head. All signs of low t, despite seemingly having high t.

I should get my t tested again

 

[Pythagoras]

I should get my t tested again

This. easy answer instead of mental masturbating about incels dicks

 

[Seth Walsh]

Do you have some kind of device to keep your balls iced during the night? Or u just do it for a few minutes?

Recently i started cooling my balls at the end of a hot shower with coldwater for 20seconds so they are cold asf as i get out of the shower

Got an ice pack off iherb/amazon and yeah just 3-5mins 2-3 times a day. Not supposed to apply directly to the skin but the ice pack I have doesn’t get too cold so I apply directly.

 

[Patient A]

They dont need to freeze, just be cold all night. If i put ice with some water around it on my balls it should stay somewhat cool

So just sleep outside with just your balls exposed to the cold

 

[Pythagoras]

So just sleep outside with just your balls exposed to the cold

Move to Antarctica tbh

 

[Deleted member 2130]

Cant remember last time ive had morning wood. Must be years ago. Not even on noporn+nonut did i get it back. Not when i was exercising 7 times per week and in top physical shape did i have morning wood. Not when i had my t measured at 900ng/dl did i have morning wood.

I do remember having it every day till the age of 16-17 or so.

I think inceldom gave me braindamage or something. Or what the fuck does this mean.

Same here. Sexual anhedonia can be the reason for that at least in my case. Or if you have high cortisol levels (cortisol levels are highest in the morning and it can cause ED).

 

[Carnivore]

I will go no fap for over a week and see if it gives me morning wood. Will report back.

 

[Deleted member 275]

So just sleep outside with just your balls exposed to the cold

Sleeping completely naked without covered balls maybe. Hope mosquitos dont bite me in my balls

 

[Patient A]

Sleeping completely naked without covered balls maybe. Hope mosquitos dont bite me in my balls

It is what it is…

 

[MikeMew'sBitch]

lol you're old

And then what?

 

[Pythagoras]

And then what?

Jk bro

 

[Lmao]

good tbh its annoying asf ngl having it rub against you.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Gang

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Lucky. Last week I went 5 days without fapping/sex and I was gonna break up with my gf cuz my all-night boners made me wanna kill someone

 

[Patient A]

Lucky. Last week I went 5 days without fapping/sex and I was gonna break up with my gf cuz my all-night boners made me wanna kill someone

I get enraged after 2 nights I have to jerk myself off into submission because I am an abused dog

 

[Deleted member 15246]

I get it daily and it sucks tbh, it makes my dick rough and sore, it actually gives me pain afterwards.