Alexanderr
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My fellow autists, coomers, and looksmaxers, gather around as I unfurl the map of our upcoming expedition.
We're embarking on a quest that's our own modern-day Beaches of Normandy—a journey embarked on by many, completed by few.
Envision the month ahead as a perilous trek along these beaches, where every step is virtually a click away from surrendering to the Coomer's life.
Our boats have hit the shoreline; there's no retreating. We advance not with weapons of steel but with an arsenal of willpower.
"We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard."
Each step you take, let this mantra reverberate through your very bones.
Think of the OnlyFans models and half-naked Stacies on your Instagram feeds as bullets flying by your head.
These are not mere distractions; they are traps set up to make you stumble, to pull you back into the familiar trenches of quick gratification.
In that pivotal moment of temptation, I want you to remember the disgust you felt closing 20 tabs of degenerate porn. Remember the shame echoing like a horror movie soundtrack in your head.
For those who falter and stumble, know this: you must change your profile picture to the shamed Coomer, a badge of dishonor marking your capitulation.
But for those who persevere, who make it to the end? Ah, my friends, may we all find ourselves in utopian Gandy Heaven.
Godspeed, boyos. I'll see you on the other side.
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@Pogin_chan
@zerotohero
@birdfoot_exe
@666nevada
@Ruakh
@Matthijs2207
@ArcherxArcher
@heighscheih
@Debetro
@Krakowski
@GigaTyroneOrDeath
@Zalmoxis
@Oogwayminator
@IAMNOTANINCEL
@NordicLeonhard
@RAITEIII
@KING REIDYZ
@Ricky212
@Kenmaxxing
@DR. NICKGA
@spdxer
@PointOfNoReturn
@WanderingBurro
@jabbatheslut
@mecha72
@aspiringexcel
@einzigartig
@kebab
@Framemogger69
@Umbra
@lookism
@GriffithMaxx
@Ai Impact
@JustShower
@Preston
@bradpittshairline
@Zonar
@DelonLover1999
@autistic_tendencies
@pay to slay
@vermillioncorefan
@HernanDrago
@st.hamudi but 6‘5
@Supreme
@Dromedary3
@Venusboy
@6ft6inches
@TUSSELEIF
@PSL GOD
@the MOUSE
@flippasav
@iam good boy
@Aspiemogger
@pay to slay
@Sprinkles
@1966Ford
@AlexBrown84
@dimorphism
@RAMU KAKA
@OogaBooba
@future6psl
@oldcel2002
@nordicfoidslayer23
@jsol
@bndar.337
@hydraiskami
@tyronelite
@PotassiumMaxxer
@BigPoppaPump
@JayQuads
@Rimaxtis
@Carnivore
@Ken
@bishōnenmaxxer
@wsada
@JovenCansao
@0hMan
@|Daddy_Zygos|
@Gung-ho Asian
@Jungcuck
@5.5psl
@Sub0
@workingondying
@laaoo
@diwkitffbw
@hiwasuwor
@Arditi
@skeet
@itsjustoverforme
@randomop
@maou
@wayme
@gravlek
@thenext_chad
@donttrust
@GodAmongstMen
@plukee
@12PSLsubhuman
@callous
@gookcelriceR
@mewman
@Pogin_chan
@zerotohero
@birdfoot_exe
@666nevada
@Ruakh
@Matthijs2207
@ArcherxArcher