No one on this forum can beat me up

[Notcel]

Confirmed

 

[Mess]

Except me, I'd jab myself with an epi-pen and dump tackle you.

 

[bttb]

I’d vaporize you

 

[first snow]

what about loox

 

[Notcel]

Except me, I'd jab myself with an epi-pen and dump tackle you.

Your epi pen would instantly make you gay and you’d lose 15% of your strength

I’d know that since I know the con of modern medicine and overpower you easily

 

[Notcel]

I’d vaporize you

-bluecel

You don’t know what I’d do to you bud

 

[Notcel]

what about loox

 

[afroheadluke]

 

[SlayerJonas]

Confirmed

@psychomandible cuck him

what about loox

You really think more muscles = stronger

Ong any experienced fighter would fucking rape him and it would be humiliating at his height and mass

 

[Meteor21]

I'm taking a dump on your chest after I beat you up

 

[Notcel]

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I’d distract you by bringing a cl and because you’re gay you’d look away and I’d beat you

 

[afroheadluke]

I’d distract you by bringing a cl and because you’re gay you’d look away and I’d beat you

pussy ass dick move

 

[first snow]

Ong any experienced fighter would fucking rape him and it would be humiliating at his height and mass

we're talking about OP here not "experienced fighters"

 

[CantStopTheMog]

Confirmed

I would

 

[Notcel]

I'm taking a dump on your chest after I beat you up

I’m fucking your oneitis and cucking you after I beat you up

 

[It'snotover]

@psychomandible cuck him

You really think more muscles = stronger

Ong any experienced fighter would fucking rape him and it would be humiliating at his height and mass

Imagine coping so much with muh brow ridge muh dimorphism and muh height all for a 5'4 muay thai asian fighter to destroy your rib cage with his knee.

 

[Notcel]

I would

You wouldn’t pal

 

[Notcel]

@psychomandible cuck him

not happening boyo

 

[psychomandible]

not happening boyo

How long have you been training?

 

[Notcel]

How long have you been training?

2 days

 

[psychomandible]

2 days

@Jonas2k7 it's over he'd rape me

 

[SlayerJonas]

Imagine coping so much with muh brow ridge muh dimorphism and muh height all for a 5'4 muay thai asian fighter to destroy your rib cage with his knee.

Even shorter, some dudes be climbing other tall fighters and I don't even know what techniques they be pulling off

It's crazy how fighting is about SKILLS not fucking muscle mass and height lol

@psychomandible

 

[psychomandible]

Even shorter, some dudes be climbing other tall fighters and I don't even know what techniques they be pulling off

It's crazy how fighting is about SKILLS not fucking muscle mass and height lol

@psychomandible

When I was 14 and like 5'4 if some new body builder would enter the gym my coach would put me against them during sparing for the purpose of humbling the guy.

 

[warmth]

Confirmed

@androgenic

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

can u beat a newborn tho?

 

[KT-34]

What if I surprise kick you in the balls and run away

 

[diditeverbegin]

you give off chill pedophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt one if you know what i mean. im a pedophile too and it makes me happy when i read your comments cuz it feels like i can participate on this sub too. good on you bro thank you so much

 

[Neucher]

proof?

 

[Notcel]

What if I surprise kick you in the balls and run away

If you ran away would you have beaten me?

And let’s say I was into Femdom so I was used to getting kicked in the balls and surprisingly liked it, how would you react

A. RUN AWAY
B. Try to persuade me not to beat you up
C. Accept your fate

 

[Notcel]

proof?

 

[Notcel]

you give off chill pedophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt one if you know what i mean. im a pedophile too and it makes me happy when i read your comments cuz it feels like i can participate on this sub too. good on you bro thank you so much

you give off chill pedophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt one if you know what i mean. im a pedophile too and it makes me happy when i read your comments cuz it feels like i can participate on this sub too. good on you bro thank you so much

 

[diditeverbegin]

I lowkey would rape your asshole

 

[It'snotover]

Even shorter, some dudes be climbing other tall fighters and I don't even know what techniques they be pulling off

It's crazy how fighting is about SKILLS not fucking muscle mass and height lol

@psychomandible

I fell for the meme when I joined that combat success prediction was based on your physical traits but then I started to watch videos of mma and muay thai fighters for some time cause I like them and I realised how much of a big fat juicy cope it is. Most fighters are skinny, average height to short like in asians case or don't have muh caveman browridge and could destroy any man in a matter of seconds. Was surprised when I found out that even shorter fighters like you said can fuck you up very, very badly.

 

[Notcel]

I lowkey would rape your asshole

How do you ‘lowkey’ rape someone’s asshole?

Would you be a chill guy?

 

[diditeverbegin]

How do you ‘lowkey’ rape someone’s asshole?

Would you be a chill guy?

You do it nonchalantly like duke Dennis

 

[KT-34]

If you ran away would you have beaten me?

And let’s say I was into Femdom so I was used to getting kicked in the balls and surprisingly liked it, how would you react

A. RUN AWAY
B. Try to persuade me not to beat you up
C. Accept your fate

I will try to percuade you not to beat me up then surprise kick in the balls again leaving two options

A) you are balls less at this point so I can safely assume I won and run tf away

B) your freaky ass liked it and decided to forgive me for giving you such pleasure

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

I can. I am the sean opry, 2 time award winning psl god

 

[Notcel]

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Thanks to for this, I’m going to steal it and use it in a thread

 

[kwjqxlw99]

But i train ufc bro

 

[PeopleAreFake]

I would make you suck my dick, you whore

 

[badexilw]

Confirmed

fuck off jew I’ll skin you alive