No one to go out with...

[EverythingMattersCel]

Freshers week almost over and I have not had a night out yet. A friend just cancelled on me, and I am 70% sure my flat is already looking to ostracise me.

I would go solo, but I am a 23yrs masters student. Look like a shark. Not the chad kind of shark. A greenland shark... which is an ancient shark that lives up to 500 years, and doesn't go off to die until it has mated. So all of those 250yr+ old oap sharks roaming the artic are actually incel sharks.

Anyways, I can't fraud as 18 until I buy bbcream for my undereye. I might cultivate a whole alter-ego. My name is Lorenzo and I am an 18yr old exchange student from Spain... type business.

 

[Orc]

they're not lonely though, they're kept company by eye parasites that cause them to be blind.

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

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they're not lonely though, they're kept company by eye parasites that cause them to be blind.

Makes sense. I'm literally going blind from staring at a screen these past 5 days.

 

[JovenCansao]

Good thread on sharks tbh, didn't know that

 

[Cidre enjoyer]

Where do you live ?
Unironically you could meet up with a .org user in your area

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Where do you live ?
Unironically you could meet up with a .org user in your area

Already did that JFL. He's gone cold turkey. No idea what he's up to. Also he is very non-NT. Spergier than me I reckon. Actually I might text him now. See what he's up to.