CelestialEmpire
True Anglo-SSaxon⚡️⚡️
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Countless ages ago, we marched forth from our gilded halls of marble and gold in England to the most desolate corners of the known world, filled with illiterate brown funny little creatures. We were already the richest and longest-lived nation by far, controlling 2/3rd of global GDP through our industrial might, omnipotent navy and civilization-leading genetics.
However, many of us elected to leave our heavenly lives in English countryside manors whipping around Range Rovers and Rolls Royces while hunting deer and rabbit to make truffle pie with our 5'11 runway model trophy wives to civilize the known world.
My ancestors left heavenly England to horrific countries in different continents, all to introduce literacy, electricity, medicine, roads and language to illiterate funny brown bug people.
We were like Prometheus, granting humans access to fire. Through our engines of steam and innovations, the rest of non-Anglo Saxon humanity propelled forth into a true civilized species, despite being brown bug people.
You should all be grateful to your Anglo-Saxon masters for introducing civilization to your backwater "countries" known today as India, Israel, Pakistan, Indonesia, Somalia, Brazil, etc.
Bow down before the Anglo-Saxon angels.
However, many of us elected to leave our heavenly lives in English countryside manors whipping around Range Rovers and Rolls Royces while hunting deer and rabbit to make truffle pie with our 5'11 runway model trophy wives to civilize the known world.
My ancestors left heavenly England to horrific countries in different continents, all to introduce literacy, electricity, medicine, roads and language to illiterate funny brown bug people.
We were like Prometheus, granting humans access to fire. Through our engines of steam and innovations, the rest of non-Anglo Saxon humanity propelled forth into a true civilized species, despite being brown bug people.
You should all be grateful to your Anglo-Saxon masters for introducing civilization to your backwater "countries" known today as India, Israel, Pakistan, Indonesia, Somalia, Brazil, etc.
Bow down before the Anglo-Saxon angels.