No way, People Having Sex in the Parking Lot…

[PseudoMaxxer]

There’s no fucking way bro…I get out only at night and go to a fucking industrial zone to get my steps in.

I’m walking and I’m on my phone and I passed this parked car and I look up and it’s shaking and all the windows are steamy…

Bro wtf let me atleast walk without getting me suicidal…

 

[Debetro]

Why suicidal bro? You're better than them

 

[truthhurts]

@Debetro there is nothing to laugh about, old geezer caged in a youthful greek towel boy

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Why suicidal bro? You're better than them

How, they are having sex and love in their nice Mercedes while I’m walking with some old clothes and have a shit box car that’s 21 years old…

 

[thereallegend]

Ah I remember doing that

 

[qazw]

There’s no fucking way bro…I get out only at night and go to a fucking industrial zone to get my steps in.

I’m walking and I’m on my phone and I passed this parked car and I look up and it’s shaking and all the windows are steamy…

Bro wtf let me atleast walk without getting me suicidal…

Knock on the car door and ask if you can join in

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

@mentally_ill_chad @Gaygymmaxx how do I cope

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Knock on the car door and ask if you can join in

He’s probably a jock chad, he’s gonna come out and beat the shit out of me and his girl would laugh at me.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@mentally_ill_chad @Gaygymmaxx how do I cope

Neurotic bastard I wouldn't need to cope

I'd just keep walking

Or maybe knock on the door from an angle I can't be seen, and yell "POLICE"

then I'd run away giggling

 

[VV62]

Get an escort and park next to them

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Neurotic bastard I wouldn't need to cope

I'd just keep walking

Or maybe knock on the door from an angle I can't be seen, and yell "POLICE"

then I'd run away giggling

I’m too high inhib for that..

 

[MtnLord]

There’s no fucking way bro…I get out only at night and go to a fucking industrial zone to get my steps in.

I’m walking and I’m on my phone and I passed this parked car and I look up and it’s shaking and all the windows are steamy…

Bro wtf let me atleast walk without getting me suicidal…

Ropefuel

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Get an escort and park next to them

Send the sheckles and I might

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I’m too high inhib for that..

Get a glass bottle and throw it from a distance, then scurry behind a corner

 

[Debetro]

How, they are having sex and love in their nice Mercedes while I’m walking with some old clothes and have a shit box car that’s 21 years old…

Materialist hedonistic bs. Get your shit together and you will achieve anything you want. The most important thing, it's all in the mindset.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Materialist hedonistic bs. Get your shit together and you will achieve anything you want. The most important thing, it's all in the mindset.

Legit

Pseudo is supposed to be my motivational big bro idk what's going on here

 

[Debetro]

Legit

Pseudo is supposed to be my motivational big bro idk what's going on here

You could try to talk to me when you feel like it, I'm going through a very good phase lately and have been not only fixing my life but also the ones of others like @optimisticzoomer

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

You could try to talk to me when you feel like it, I'm going through a very good phase lately and have been not only fixing my life but also the ones of others like @optimisticzoomer

He's having a bad day

I can't just cheat on my saar..

 

[Debetro]

He's having a bad day

I can't just cheat on my saar..

I can be your small brother. I have less moons than you.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

You could try to talk to me when you feel like it, I'm going through a very good phase lately and have been not only fixing my life but also the ones of others like @optimisticzoomer

Legit

Pseudo is supposed to be my motivational big bro idk what's going on here

We all have our ups and downs, once I finish my work and grind, I chill back and relax.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I can be your small brother.

Impossible. I'm 5"6

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

He's having a bad day

I can't just cheat on my saar..

Manlet brothas

 

[Debetro]

Impossible. I'm 5"6

You may not believe what I was about to say.
@optimisticzoomer you tell him.

 

[asdvek]

How, they are having sex and love in their nice Mercedes while I’m walking with some old clothes and have a shit box car that’s 21 years old…

how much was the car

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Manlet brothas

@Debetro , what we have is.. special

Spoiler

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

how much was the car

2k

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

@Debetro , what we have is.. special

Spoiler

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Legit us tho

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

2k

Brutal glad my parents are rich ngl

 

[Deleted member 141642]

@mentally_ill_chad @Gaygymmaxx how do I cope

One time I was drinking with my friends in a big cemetery and I went off a bit further from them to piss and I saw some audi and for some reason my dumb ass went to look thru the window and I saw a guy getting sucked off. He saw me but didn't do nothing, ehat a chad lol

 

[Debetro]

@Debetro , what we have is.. special

Spoiler

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How are you doing with nofap?

Me and @chadbeingmade have done a deal. If one of us relapses in 2025, he deletes his account on here. Want to join? You can have your fun till 1st of July. That's when the official forum nofap competition will start.

 

[User28823]

i would have gone up and recorded them

 

[KikeishBirdcel]

Shoot them (In Minecraft gun mod)

 

[asdvek]

2k

Sell it buy a 600cc

 

[Debetro]

Brutal glad my parents are rich ngl

2k car in europe is not the same as 2k car in usa though.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

How are you doing with nofap?

Me and @chadbeingmade have done a deal. If one of us relapses in 2025, he deletes his account on here. Want to join? You can have your fun till 1st of July. That's when the official forum nofap competition will start.

Based nofap is mad easy for me though I'm ngl

Like after day 6 it is simply a bad decision that I will not make

Only reason I relapsed is because I literally had a sex dream DURING MEDITATION . Then I binged for a few days cuz it was already sold

So sure I'll join

 

[Debetro]

Only reason I relapsed is because I literally had a sex dream DURING MEDITATION . Then I binged for a few days cuz it was already sold

How was that possible you wizard?

So sure I'll join

Perfect.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

How was that possible you wizard?

Perfect.

Was day 50

During my meditations sometimes I enter a semi lucid state

Usually not lucid, just a dream state after an hour of closing my eyes

Asleep but not

Then I imagined sex and busted a nut on my stomach

Twas a sad day...

 

[iblamestasiu]

Just dont gaf

 

[valentine]

kill kill kill kill kill

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

How was that possible you wizard?

Perfect.

I put my hand under my stomach to catch the splooge as I hobbled over to my sink

Then I went to bed without showering

 

[Debetro]

Was day 50

During my meditations sometimes I enter a semi lucid state

Usually not lucid, just a dream state after an hour of closing my eyes

Asleep but not

Then I imagined sex and busted a nut on my stomach

Twas a sad day...

Try telling that to some mortal normoid. Semen retention truly unlocks the superpowers we dreamed about in our childhoods.

 

[Jagged0]

Materialist hedonistic bs. Get your shit together and you will achieve anything you want. The most important thing, it's all in the mindset.

Mirin you selling OP the dream

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You may not believe what I was about to say.
@optimisticzoomer you tell him.

@Gaygymmaxx he is 3'9

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Try telling that to some mortal normoid. Semen retention truly unlocks the superpowers we dreamed about in our childhoods.

Legit incomprehensible

I also get scary sensations during my meditations as I reach new states of consciousness

I made the mistake of telling my parents as it was super weird and scared me, just walked down a told them what just happened

My mom "maybe thats because you have trauma of your dead best friend"

My dad "hmm sounds like it might be from all the drugs you did as a teen"

NIGGA SHUT UP, NEVER TALKING TO THOSE NIGGAS AGAIN

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@Gaygymmaxx he is 3'9

 

[Debetro]

Mirin you selling OP the dream

All it takes is 3 to 6 months to get a Mercedes and to find a gal to have intercourse with in a parking lot at night. You have to put in the work in the proper direction though. Whining from your bed won't change anything.

 

[Deleted member 19911]

Dnr

 

[iblamealek]

There’s no fucking way bro…I get out only at night and go to a fucking industrial zone to get my steps in.

I’m walking and I’m on my phone and I passed this parked car and I look up and it’s shaking and all the windows are steamy…

Bro wtf let me atleast walk without getting me suicidal…

Broke ltn with small dick’s will always bang the single mothers of 5 in the industrial zone brutal.