Nobody wants to hire me (the quest to become a wagecuck)

JohnDoe

JohnDoe

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So yeah it is what it is i guess, i'm not delusional... i know i have no resume basically because i've been a NEET all my life but then why does everyone tell me to get a job when it's impossible to get one? people who know me know i have never had a job and they still gaslight and tell me to get a job even though nobody even thinks a second about hiring me. That's my reward for being a bad goy and not a good goy slave from the moment i became an adult.
Forced to remain a NEET while everyone keeps telling me to get a job even though nobody is willing to hire me. All i asked is to not do warehouse job because my spine/lower back is fucked up and i can't carry heavy things.


@pandamonium @SecularIslamist @Pakicel @Numb The Pain
 
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why would you wageslave?
 
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your cooked tbh, sorry :c
 
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they dont take u seriously cuz u are short
 
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they dont take u seriously cuz u are short
AHA I HAVE FOUND THE ANSWER! IF ONLY I WAS 6'2 THEN I WOULD BE GIVEN A GOOD JOB STRAIGHT AWAY BUT NO THE HR STACIES LOOK AT MY FRAMECEL 5'8 STATURE AND INSTANTLY REJECT ME
 
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Workcelling is one of the most cucked things you will ever do. But povertyceldom is cortisol-inducing.
real i‘m 22 and haven‘t worked one milisecond in my life
 
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So yeah it is what it is i guess, i'm not delusional... i know i have no resume basically because i've been a NEET all my life but then why does everyone tell me to get a job when it's impossible to get one? people who know me know i have never had a job and they still gaslight and tell me to get a job even though nobody even thinks a second about hiring me. That's my reward for being a bad goy and not a good goy slave from the moment i became an adult.
Forced to remain a NEET while everyone keeps telling me to get a job even though nobody is willing to hire me. All i asked is to not do warehouse job because my spine/lower back is fucked up and i can't carry heavy things.


@pandamonium @SecularIslamist @Pakicel @Numb The Pain
Nigga you can’t get a job in the UK?
 
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So yeah it is what it is i guess, i'm not delusional... i know i have no resume basically because i've been a NEET all my life but then why does everyone tell me to get a job when it's impossible to get one? people who know me know i have never had a job and they still gaslight and tell me to get a job even though nobody even thinks a second about hiring me. That's my reward for being a bad goy and not a good goy slave from the moment i became an adult.
Forced to remain a NEET while everyone keeps telling me to get a job even though nobody is willing to hire me. All i asked is to not do warehouse job because my spine/lower back is fucked up and i can't carry heavy things.


@pandamonium @SecularIslamist @Pakicel @Numb The Pain
It's all your fault, I was in the same situation and waited until I had my degree and picked the first job of my career that wanted me, even though I do not like it that much it is better than nothing.
 
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So yeah it is what it is i guess, i'm not delusional... i know i have no resume basically because i've been a NEET all my life but then why does everyone tell me to get a job when it's impossible to get one? people who know me know i have never had a job and they still gaslight and tell me to get a job even though nobody even thinks a second about hiring me. That's my reward for being a bad goy and not a good goy slave from the moment i became an adult.
Forced to remain a NEET while everyone keeps telling me to get a job even though nobody is willing to hire me. All i asked is to not do warehouse job because my spine/lower back is fucked up and i can't carry heavy things.


@pandamonium @SecularIslamist @Pakicel @Numb The Pain
Manual labor is the one area where you don't need a resume. Sad your back is fucked bro, if I was fucked physically in some way I would never be able to do any job, since all I know is some trade and construction shit and manual labor.
 
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What? If you live here then you know the job market is brutal, especially for a NEET
Nah I don’t live there just trolling, but I heard the jobs are terrible.
 
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apply for a local place instead of a big corporation your way more likely to get accepted, and start lying on your application they probably wont find out
 
Yes... hard to even get shit tier min wage jobs
Yeah I see why men go neet there it just looks bleak for the job situation.
 
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What sport? I could be profitable on MMA lol
football or what cuckmerica would say „soccer“ only bet on teams i know
 
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So yeah it is what it is i guess, i'm not delusional... i know i have no resume basically because i've been a NEET all my life but then why does everyone tell me to get a job when it's impossible to get one? people who know me know i have never had a job and they still gaslight and tell me to get a job even though nobody even thinks a second about hiring me. That's my reward for being a bad goy and not a good goy slave from the moment i became an adult.
Forced to remain a NEET while everyone keeps telling me to get a job even though nobody is willing to hire me. All i asked is to not do warehouse job because my spine/lower back is fucked up and i can't carry heavy things.


@pandamonium @SecularIslamist @Pakicel @Numb The Pain
You're stuck in that vicious circle of a competitive job market where you can't get a job because you've got no experience and no one will give you a job to get that experience.

The thing is you gotta take any shit that comes your way. Some people will hire people because they just exist and they are an extra pair of hands.

I told you to do things like Uber or waitering.
 
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You're stuck in that vicious circle of a competitive job market where you can't get a job because you've got no experience and no one will give you a job to get that experience.

The thing is you gotta take any shit that comes your way. Some people will hire people because they just exist and they are an extra pair of hands.

I told you to do things like Uber or waitering.
He could just get some bullshit HR or Admin role, and then pivot to what he wants to do within the company.
 
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It's all your fault, I was in the same situation and waited until I had my degree and picked the first job of my career that wanted me, even though I do not like it that much it is better than nothing.
Yeah. He could have gotten some accounting job after uni but he just rotted for 7 years.
 
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He could just get some bullshit HR or Admin role, and then pivot to what he wants to do within the company.
For a NEET of the last 10 years those will be very hard to get.

I've told him to do some online course or some shit. Even free ones on Udemy or something.
 
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this is legit me bro i hope you find a job soon

its even brutal for me and im only 19
 
For a NEET of the last 10 years those will be very hard to get.

I've told him to do some online course or some shit. Even free ones on Udemy or something.
Idk how someone can just rot for years.

I did that for like a year and was going crazy. And I was doing a part-time degree at the same time.
 
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For a NEET of the last 10 years those will be very hard to get.

I've told him to do some online course or some shit. Even free ones on Udemy or something.
They are not as hard to get as you think.

There are a ton of low quality applicants out there. If he makes even the tiniest amount of effort, he can get something.

Heck. He can do ACCA or something like that while working for a small company. And then ascend that way.

The biggest issue is that he is a rotter by nature. Not easy to fix that.
 
They are not as hard to get as you think.

There are a ton of low quality applicants out there. If he makes even the tiniest amount of effort, he can get something.

Heck. He can do ACCA or something like that while working for a small company. And then ascend that way.

The biggest issue is that he is a rotter by nature. Not easy to fix that.
It is hard. It's insanely competitive. My company put out some shitty job for only £30k, it is London London. But not even a grad job. Required at least 1-2 years experience. Got over 200 applicants in 5 days and they didn't bother advertising anymore. Some of the applicants had 5-10 years experience. It's madness.

He can do the job - anyone can, but he just can't compete with that level of competition.
 
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It is hard. It's insanely competitive. My company put out some shitty job for only £30k, it is London London. But not even a grad job. Required at least 1-2 years experience. Got over 200 applicants in 5 days and they didn't bother advertising anymore. Some of the applicants had 5-10 years experience. It's madness.
That doesn’t mean those people were quality applicants. YOE doesn’t even mean anything. Lots of people still suck even after 20 years.
He can do the job - anyone can, but he just can't compete with that level of competition.
If he can make a decent CV and reach out to the hiring manager when he applies, he’s def above the competition.
 
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Entry Level Jobs want Entry Level Experience
 
It is hard. It's insanely competitive. My company put out some shitty job for only £30k, it is London London. But not even a grad job. Required at least 1-2 years experience. Got over 200 applicants in 5 days and they didn't bother advertising anymore. Some of the applicants had 5-10 years experience. It's madness.

He can do the job - anyone can, but he just can't compete with that level of competition.
For a 30k job, I’m guessing only 1 or 2 of those 200 were decent applicants. And they probably have better offers.
 
Say someone in your family died to explain the employment/education gap
 
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Relatable, I’ve been sending job applications but they all reject me. To be fair I don’t have any qualifications so it makes sense but you have a uni degree don’t you?
 
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How it feels applying to a job without experience
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Relatable, I’ve been sending job applications but they all reject me. To be fair I don’t have any qualifications so it makes sense but you have a uni degree don’t you?
Have you completed uni?

Without a job, you won’t be able to force a paki stacy to marry you.
 
get a job as some fast fashion retail they always look for people
 
Have you completed uni?

Without a job, you won’t be able to force a paki stacy to marry you.
You are obviously Indian. Otherwise you would know forced marriages aren't allowed..
 
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If he can make a decent CV and reach out to the hiring manager when he applies, he’s def above the competition.
Lol no you can't polish a turd.

For a 30k job, I’m guessing only 1 or 2 of those 200 were decent applicants. And they probably have better offers.
No. Hell no. It's a basic job man. The five they invited for interview were overqualified. I saw two of them - they were in a better position then I was. Both were only two yours younger than me. They hired someone who was a CO-FOUNDER of another short-livedcompany (it failed ofc). But she is way overqualified and experienced.

But you're kinda of right it doesn't mean they can do a good job. But because of the extreme competition she clearly stands out.
 
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Lol no you can't polish a turd.


No. Hell no. It's a basic job man. The five they invited for interview were overqualified. I saw two of them - they were in a better position then I was. Both were only two yours younger than me. They hired someone who was a CO-FOUNDER of another short-livedcompany (it failed ofc). But she is way overqualified and experienced.

But you're kinda of right it doesn't mean they can do a good job. But because of the extreme competition she clearly stands out.
That’s odd. My company pays 45k for my position and most of our applicants are complete trash and my coworkers in the same position are mediocre. Many of them lack basic skills and can’t communicate effectively. It’s tech though so maybe it’s different.
 
Lol no you can't polish a turd.


No. Hell no. It's a basic job man. The five they invited for interview were overqualified. I saw two of them - they were in a better position then I was. Both were only two yours younger than me. They hired someone who was a CO-FOUNDER of another short-livedcompany (it failed ofc). But she is way overqualified and experienced.

But you're kinda of right it doesn't mean they can do a good job. But because of the extreme competition she clearly stands out.
Legit JohnDoe would be a better employee than many at my company if he wasn’t a huge rotter.
 

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