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I KISSED A GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!
well, it wasn't as cool as it sounds. Here is how it went, seen though the eyes of a neurodivergent 18 year old chadlite.
I went to a touristy part of France on the West coast with some friends to party and get laid yk. On the first night we met a 7.5/10 hispanofrench jb with who we chatted for quite a bit, nothing ambiguous. Just small talk for a few hours.
When we left her for the night, my friend sent her a message asking her if she was down to chill/date on the beach the next day, just the two of them. That foid savagely said no and told him she was interested in me instead. YAY another jb who is physically attracted to me!!!!! I'm sure I can easily get laid now!!!!
Hold on. I forgot. I'm non-nt.
It's gonna be a lot harder than that.
First, I had to message her to arrange the date, obviously? Well no, not obviously. My non-nt ass refused to dm her because I didn't want her to think I'm too accessible (because I'm not). I thought she had be the one putting herself in a vulnerable position because she wanted me, and she couldn't expect a chadlite with high jb appeal to chase after her.
Luckily enough, she did dm me the next morning, and we made plans to go to the beach at night (around 2am).
The date was awful.
I was sitting there telling her how andrew tate is actually a really smart man, how she as a woman could move up the social ladder just by dating upper class guys when the same thing would be impossible for a young guy, why I think I need ramus-lengthening surgery and what her thoughts were on my slightly hollow under-eye area.
AWFUL.
The discussion topics were dreadful, but she was really into me. She would touch my face and fiddle with my lips, kiss me on the cheek outta nowhere and spit out dumb sentences that had the most obvious sexual innuendoes. I ignored all of her distractions and kept talking. I was afraid of actually kissing or even touching her. I would lose my 18 years of purity if I did, and be humiliated if she snubbed me.
I decide to get up and walk for a bit with her by my side. She grabs my arm and pulls it around her neck. I had never felt so awkward. I was actually touching a girl in an affective manner for the first time. I thought: "What if a cuter girl pulls up and sees me with my arm around her?? Would that ruin all my chances with the cuter girl in the future? NOOOO I need to get out!!"
It's late and she tells me she has to go. I'm fine with that. I saw my friends sitting on a bench and they were all giving me looks of despair. I was acting so fucking retarded so I had to make a move FAST if I ever wanted to start my career as a jb slayer.
As we do la bise to say goodbye, I stop.
I look at her straight in the eyes for the first time since the beginning of the evening and notice that she has quite some scleral show, eww. I try my hardest to focus and to say something intelligent:
"Est-ce... est-ce que je peux t'embrasser?"
LMAOOOOOOOO. I really said that bruhhhhhhhhhhh.
She giggled and pulled me in for a kiss. No, not just a peck on the lips, a real french kiss with the tongue and everything.
I don't think I did too bad because the kiss lasted quite long (around 8 seconds) and I had trained on my arm beforehand.
After the kiss she gave me a smile of satisfaction and joyfully walked off.
That's it. Some random stacylite just took my purity away like it was nothing. What a fucking bitch, she probably doesn't even care too for FUCKS SAKE!! On the bright side, I have gained experience and it should be easier to get other girls now.
Help me please. Advice or feedback or questions, anything. I just wanna get this off my chest and talk to someone
well, it wasn't as cool as it sounds. Here is how it went, seen though the eyes of a neurodivergent 18 year old chadlite.
I went to a touristy part of France on the West coast with some friends to party and get laid yk. On the first night we met a 7.5/10 hispanofrench jb with who we chatted for quite a bit, nothing ambiguous. Just small talk for a few hours.
When we left her for the night, my friend sent her a message asking her if she was down to chill/date on the beach the next day, just the two of them. That foid savagely said no and told him she was interested in me instead. YAY another jb who is physically attracted to me!!!!! I'm sure I can easily get laid now!!!!
Hold on. I forgot. I'm non-nt.
It's gonna be a lot harder than that.
First, I had to message her to arrange the date, obviously? Well no, not obviously. My non-nt ass refused to dm her because I didn't want her to think I'm too accessible (because I'm not). I thought she had be the one putting herself in a vulnerable position because she wanted me, and she couldn't expect a chadlite with high jb appeal to chase after her.
Luckily enough, she did dm me the next morning, and we made plans to go to the beach at night (around 2am).
The date was awful.
I was sitting there telling her how andrew tate is actually a really smart man, how she as a woman could move up the social ladder just by dating upper class guys when the same thing would be impossible for a young guy, why I think I need ramus-lengthening surgery and what her thoughts were on my slightly hollow under-eye area.
AWFUL.
The discussion topics were dreadful, but she was really into me. She would touch my face and fiddle with my lips, kiss me on the cheek outta nowhere and spit out dumb sentences that had the most obvious sexual innuendoes. I ignored all of her distractions and kept talking. I was afraid of actually kissing or even touching her. I would lose my 18 years of purity if I did, and be humiliated if she snubbed me.
I decide to get up and walk for a bit with her by my side. She grabs my arm and pulls it around her neck. I had never felt so awkward. I was actually touching a girl in an affective manner for the first time. I thought: "What if a cuter girl pulls up and sees me with my arm around her?? Would that ruin all my chances with the cuter girl in the future? NOOOO I need to get out!!"
It's late and she tells me she has to go. I'm fine with that. I saw my friends sitting on a bench and they were all giving me looks of despair. I was acting so fucking retarded so I had to make a move FAST if I ever wanted to start my career as a jb slayer.
As we do la bise to say goodbye, I stop.
I look at her straight in the eyes for the first time since the beginning of the evening and notice that she has quite some scleral show, eww. I try my hardest to focus and to say something intelligent:
"Est-ce... est-ce que je peux t'embrasser?"
LMAOOOOOOOO. I really said that bruhhhhhhhhhhh.
She giggled and pulled me in for a kiss. No, not just a peck on the lips, a real french kiss with the tongue and everything.
I don't think I did too bad because the kiss lasted quite long (around 8 seconds) and I had trained on my arm beforehand.
After the kiss she gave me a smile of satisfaction and joyfully walked off.
That's it. Some random stacylite just took my purity away like it was nothing. What a fucking bitch, she probably doesn't even care too for FUCKS SAKE!! On the bright side, I have gained experience and it should be easier to get other girls now.
no it is not. I went to a party last night and couldn't even slay a drunk 7/10 tunisian high tier becky who is a year younger than me. I was literally the only guy interested in her and we had so much in common too. I was also the best looking guy at the party, and had been drinking a bit to make conversation easier. How could I have fucked up?? Even her friends were telling us we would make a great couple.
I'm lost but also really fucking sad because I got attached to her and now I'm crying listening to revenge by xxxtentacion in a loop while writing this retarded thread knowing that I probably won't see that girl ever again.
I'm lost but also really fucking sad because I got attached to her and now I'm crying listening to revenge by xxxtentacion in a loop while writing this retarded thread knowing that I probably won't see that girl ever again.
Help me please. Advice or feedback or questions, anything. I just wanna get this off my chest and talk to someone
