
Golang
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Ahmad Ibn Fadlan described them as handsome but also filthy
I have never seen more perfect physiques than theirs – they are like palm trees, are fair and reddish, and do not wear the tunic or the caftan.
They are the filthiest of all Allah’s creatures: they do not purify themselves after excreting or urinating or wash themselves when in a state of ritual impurity after coitus and do not even wash their hands after food.
Jfl imagine how sandcels who showered 10 times a day + 5 times for wuduh felt when they got GIGA mogged by barbaric filthy bad boy dark triad Nordics who haven't showered for 6 months.
The average sandcel
I bet the hoejabis were considering pledging loyalty and worship to Odin in hopes to become Nodic's sex slaves after they saw this coming to town.
Ethnics being white worshipers since ancient times.
https://www.thenational.ae/world/wh...new-discovery-suggests-ancient-links-1.125718
https://www.icenews.is/2017/03/15/arabic-sources-describe-the-vikings-as-beautiful-but-filthy/
https://sciencenorway.no/archaeolog...d-arabic-texts-describe-dirty-vikings/1388613
I have never seen more perfect physiques than theirs – they are like palm trees, are fair and reddish, and do not wear the tunic or the caftan.
They are the filthiest of all Allah’s creatures: they do not purify themselves after excreting or urinating or wash themselves when in a state of ritual impurity after coitus and do not even wash their hands after food.
Jfl imagine how sandcels who showered 10 times a day + 5 times for wuduh felt when they got GIGA mogged by barbaric filthy bad boy dark triad Nordics who haven't showered for 6 months.
The average sandcel

I bet the hoejabis were considering pledging loyalty and worship to Odin in hopes to become Nodic's sex slaves after they saw this coming to town.

Ethnics being white worshipers since ancient times.
https://www.thenational.ae/world/wh...new-discovery-suggests-ancient-links-1.125718
https://www.icenews.is/2017/03/15/arabic-sources-describe-the-vikings-as-beautiful-but-filthy/
https://sciencenorway.no/archaeolog...d-arabic-texts-describe-dirty-vikings/1388613