Normie are coping insanely hard about their age

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Every single normie has looked at he like I'm insane when I've told them that I consider myself middle-aged at 34. They say I'm crazy and that I'm a 'young man' :feelskek:.

It's hilarious to me how much in denial normies are about the age pill. These idiots (both genders) literally believe that middle age starts at 50 and old age at 75. Last time I checked, 80 (average lifetime) divided by 2, is not 50.

Just fucking lol I once heard a normie in his early 50s call himself 'young' while discussing Covid with him (e.g. he saw himself as low-risk). Normie mental gymnastics know no bounds. You're mature age at 30. Even at 25, you're not that young anymore. Normies are coping hard. :feelsgood:
 
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Don't forget every oldcel looks 10+ years younger than their age somehow

*Insert story of time someone was trying to be polite and guessed their age lower
 
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At 14 you're a teenager, at 18 an adult, at 25 an old man, at 35 you're halfway through life, at 45 an grandfather, at 50+ you're kept alive only by modern lifestyle and diet, at 70+ you're lucky to be alive, at 80+ you're waiting to die
 
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80 divided by 2 is also not 34
 
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So real as soon as you turn 20 you are officialy and oldcel and it's over for you.
 
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After 16 prime is over. After 25 your just waiting to die.
 
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We should all go ER when we hit our 50s
 
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It sounds like you’re the one coping . Calling yourself middle aged in your early 30’s is just an excuse to stop trying . Pathetic ass dude
 
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Unc can u still get it up?
 
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It's gigadeluded and OP is right

But I see where they are coming from

Population is aging rapidly and people retire closer to 65 or 70 these days

You're still very young at 20-25 compared the the rest of the civilised world

I still expect to be considered young at 30 by some people though I feel fucking old already at 25
 
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Normies forget that by age of 60 you are half a vegetable with no will to live. The years after 70 don't count. Middle age starts at 30.
 
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Meh.
I'm 36 my gf is 19.
You're as old as the females that want you.
 
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Normies forget that by age of 60 you are half a vegetable with no will to live. The years after 70 don't count. Middle age starts at 30.
Only people who live sedentary lifestyles and eat shit and drink alcohol are vegetables.
In fact if you do that you're pretty much a vegetable at any age
 
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Every single normie has looked at he like I'm insane when I've told them that I consider myself middle-aged at 34. They say I'm crazy and that I'm a 'young man' :feelskek:.

It's hilarious to me how much in denial normies are about the age pill. These idiots (both genders) literally believe that middle age starts at 50 and old age at 75. Last time I checked, 80 (average lifetime) divided by 2, is not 50.

Just fucking lol I once heard a normie in his early 50s call himself 'young' while discussing Covid with him (e.g. he saw himself as low-risk). Normie mental gymnastics know no bounds. You're mature age at 30. Even at 25, you're not that young anymore. Normies are coping hard. :feelsgood:
well u prob live like a slob. im 29 and feel the strongest/best i ever have tbh. Likely low test aswell start shooting hormones and u will feel young again.
 
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Every single normie has looked at he like I'm insane when I've told them that I consider myself middle-aged at 34. They say I'm crazy and that I'm a 'young man' :feelskek:.

It's hilarious to me how much in denial normies are about the age pill. These idiots (both genders) literally believe that middle age starts at 50 and old age at 75. Last time I checked, 80 (average lifetime) divided by 2, is not 50.

Just fucking lol I once heard a normie in his early 50s call himself 'young' while discussing Covid with him (e.g. he saw himself as low-risk). Normie mental gymnastics know no bounds. You're mature age at 30. Even at 25, you're not that young anymore. Normies are coping hard. :feelsgood:
You're technically quite a bit older than middle aged because the life of an incel is shorter on average. Life expectancy is collapsing across the West in general.
 
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agepill is going to be so fucking brutal for me in a few years

especially since ive hit 0 developmental milestones man fuck
 
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Men life starts at 40
 
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Mirin, where i live you’d get called out for that 100000 times
My friend is 19 his gf is 14 and he got tons of death threats insults because of it
 
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Mirin, where i live you’d get called out for that 100000 times
My friend is 19 his gf is 14 and he got tons of death threats insults because of it
Probably because nobody thinks I'm 36 I look young so we don't look out of place together
 
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The second you turn 18 it’s over. Need to old folk’s home maxx at that point tbh:feelswhy:
 
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Damn nigga, what were the dinos like?
 
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Probably because nobody thinks I'm 36 I look young so we don't look out of place together
I don’t believe you look 20 years younger than you are:feelskek:

Stick to your own age unc
 
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Every single normie has looked at he like I'm insane when I've told them that I consider myself middle-aged at 34. They say I'm crazy and that I'm a 'young man' :feelskek:.

It's hilarious to me how much in denial normies are about the age pill. These idiots (both genders) literally believe that middle age starts at 50 and old age at 75. Last time I checked, 80 (average lifetime) divided by 2, is not 50.

Just fucking lol I once heard a normie in his early 50s call himself 'young' while discussing Covid with him (e.g. he saw himself as low-risk). Normie mental gymnastics know no bounds. You're mature age at 30. Even at 25, you're not that young anymore. Normies are coping hard. :feelsgood:
Life ends after 19, though in my case it was during the third semester of my mum's pregnancy.
 
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What do normies not cope abt?
 
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I don’t believe you look 20 years younger than you are:feelskek:

Stick to your own age unc
I dont i look about 25 based on the age of women interested in me.
And il stick with what I want but cheers anyway fella.
 
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Spelling errors in OP are embarrassing. This is what I get for abusing my brain with alcohol for 15 years... and I've been sobber for like 3 weeks now still.
 
You're still very young at 20-25 compared the the rest of the civilised world
This is only because the average age has increased as a result of foids being childless whores.
 
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If average lifespan is 80 than how tf is 34 middle-aged? Idiot!
 
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Don't be so literal you faggot. 35-45 whatever
Stop rounding middle-age down you dickhead. How is that different from me rounding up and saying it's 45?
 
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Spelling errors in OP are embarrassing. This is what I get for abusing my brain with alcohol for 15 years... and I've been sobber for like 3 weeks now still.
Where are the spelling errors?
 
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Stop rounding middle-age down you dickhead. How is that different from me rounding up and saying it's 45?
Bro you sound like this:


Funny how even bluepilled Disney Channel agrees with OP.
 
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Every single normie has looked at he like I'm insane when I've told them that I consider myself middle-aged at 34. They say I'm crazy and that I'm a 'young man' :feelskek:.

It's hilarious to me how much in denial normies are about the age pill. These idiots (both genders) literally believe that middle age starts at 50 and old age at 75. Last time I checked, 80 (average lifetime) divided by 2, is not 50.

Just fucking lol I once heard a normie in his early 50s call himself 'young' while discussing Covid with him (e.g. he saw himself as low-risk). Normie mental gymnastics know no bounds. You're mature age at 30. Even at 25, you're not that young anymore. Normies are coping hard. :feelsgood:
Prime life ends after 25. Everything else is cope.
 
Middle age starts at 100
 
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You said it yourself, Disney is bluepilled. If the bluepilled people agree with you that's a bad look
Cope. It is. The show is making fun of people in denial.
 
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>Listens to Disney
>Says I'm the coper
I remembered that scene, I haven’t watched in years. You’re in denial about 35 being middle aged.
 
It sounds like you’re the one coping . Calling yourself middle aged in your early 30’s is just an excuse to stop trying . Pathetic ass dude

Most of the people in this thread in general are coping pessimists that use their negative experiences as crutch
to remain stagnant.

This is what happens when you ingest poisonous Ideologies like Blackpill and Existentialism at a young age
rather than actually going out enjoying life with friends etc.
 
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Prime of life for Men = 19 - 40 (if you actually take fckn care of yourself)

Middle Age for Men = late 40's

Old = 50+
 
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Middle age refers to middle of your adulthood not overall life including childhood. That’s why people usually say 40-60 is middle aged
 
The funny shit is, they cope with “muh I feel like I’m 20,” meanwhile, they’re very chubby and balding.
 
The funny shit is, they cope with “muh I feel like I’m 20,” meanwhile, they’re very chubby and balding.
Probably not meaning it literally, though. Tbh age really is just largely a number if you're healthy, your appearance aside.
 
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Probably not meaning it literally, though. Tbh age really is just largely a number if you're healthy, your appearance aside.
Maintaining health is hard though. If you get injured, if you spend too much time in the sun, if you eat carbs, it’s gonna go down the drain inevitably.
 

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