North Koreans addicted to Pornhub in Ukraine, too tired to fight

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I thought this was a Reddit joke last year but more news have reported it. North Korean soldiers sent to fight in Ukraine have discovered western porn, after getting uncensored internet access for the 1st time in their lives. They have become completely addicted, are too tired to fight and are spending all their time yanking.







Apparently Porn is blocked in NK and punishable by death. When these soldiers go back, will they be executed by Kim? Will they tell others of the degeneracy Western Porn they’ve seen? How will this affect the North Korean regime?

Looks like Pornhub might win the War for Ukraine.
 
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Porn is illegal in South Korea. :D

Shame on North Koreans. :cautious:
 
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