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Here are some high iq excuses to tell your classmates, parents, or any other people when you get fillers or other work done (at the doctor of course)

- I just got a haircut bro( get a haircut at that time)

- Ive been trying that mewing trend on tiktok

- I used the salludon STRAM method

- I fixed my posture

- Im still a growing kid

- I lost some weight

- grow a beard (high t and arabcels only) and when they shave it for the procedure they won't even remember how reccesed you were

You may need to use multiple of these tips at the time same depending on how different you look, but as long as you mog everyone they will listen and submit to you

Please don't be afraid to ask me any questions, thank you
 
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Here are some high iq excuses to tell your classmates, parents, or any other people when you get fillers or other work done (at the doctor of course)

- I just got a haircut bro( get a haircut at that time)

- Ive been trying that mewing trend on tiktok

- I used the salludon STRAM method

- I fixed my posture

- Im still a growing kid

- I lost some weight

- grow a beard (high t and arabcels only) and when they shave it for the procedure they won't even remember how reccesed you were

You may need to use multiple of these tips at the time same depending on how different you look, but as long as you mog everyone they will listen and submit to you

Please don't be afraid to ask me any questions, thank you
Unironically i lost some weight, im a growing boy and i got a haircut would work
 
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Good excusas but how do u explain auqalux bloat
 
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vary gud
 
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You should actually coincide it with some other major change
 
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Good excusas but how do u explain auqalux bloat
Its going to be very hard for this, but I have some methods prepared.

1= Pretend to be sick at school but you either been absent too much or ur parents wont let u stay home, and come to school with a mask (its okay as long as you mog them when the bloat wears down) parents is really tricky depends on urs but you could try avoiding them if possible, if not I would try telling them ur on a bulk or actually js fake sick and keep ur face under ur bedhseets when they talk to you.

Aqualyx is much more complicated to hide unfortunately, but when the bloat is gone I doubt anyone would question it
 
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Its going to be very hard for this, but I have some methods prepared.

1= Pretend to be sick at school but you either been absent too much or ur parents wont let u stay home, and come to school with a mask (its okay as long as you mog them when the bloat wears down) parents is really tricky depends on urs but you could try avoiding them if possible, if not I would try telling them ur on a bulk or actually js fake sick and keep ur face under ur bedhseets when they talk to you.

Aqualyx is much more complicated to hide unfortunately, but when the bloat is gone I doubt anyone would question it
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idk about that 'high iq' part
 
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idk about that 'high iq' part
its okay to be low iq man dont stress it, only high iqs understand these tips
 
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Here are some high iq excuses to tell your classmates, parents, or any other people when you get fillers or other work done (at the doctor of course)

- I just got a haircut bro( get a haircut at that time)

- Ive been trying that mewing trend on tiktok

- I used the salludon STRAM method

- I fixed my posture

- Im still a growing kid

- I lost some weight

- grow a beard (high t and arabcels only) and when they shave it for the procedure they won't even remember how reccesed you were

You may need to use multiple of these tips at the time same depending on how different you look, but as long as you mog everyone they will listen and submit to you

Please don't be afraid to ask me any questions, thank you
losing weight is unironically one of the best excuses for any surgeries.

normies are fed gym tranformations (etc) in social media 24/7 so they'll believe it can change you that much
 

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