NT fakkits and cumskins seethe so much when u sleep anywhere other Than a bed,

[Bushman]

On long hunts, bushmen would rest under rocks and trees. They did not tether themselves to a bed.


I am of Bushman descent and have hunter gatherer ancestry. On my long walks and runs, I often sleep on public benches, in construction sites, or under trees. Every time, some lame goody two shoes tries to wake me up.
Tried to napping in an excavator today and some homo cyclists started hounding me.

Why won’t they leave me alone, bros?