NT Litmus Test

[CelestialEmpire]

If you meet 5 or more of the below criterias you are NT (male).

1. Have done cocaine or ketamine
2. Consume 10+ alcoholic beverages/week OR go out 2+ times/week
3. Friends with at least 3 bouncers or DJs in your college town or hometown
4. Can shotgun a beer in under 5 seconds
5. Have a modern mullet, frat flow, lax flow, middle part or fluffy hair
6. 1500+ Instagram followers
7. 30+ comments on your Instagram posts
8. Have a snap private story or insta close friends story with 15+ people on it
9. Can frat flick convincingly and fluidly
10. Knows how to pose for a picture (4 fingers up, smirking in a NT way, smiling, pointing at a friend, etc).

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Serious post btw

 

[rira1]

If you meet 5 or more of the below criterias you are NT (male).

1. Have done cocaine or ketamine
2. Consume 10+ alcoholic beverages/week OR go out 2+ times/week
3. Friends with at least 3 bouncers or DJs in your college town or hometown
4. Can shotgun a beer in under 5 seconds
5. Have a modern mullet, frat flow, lax flow, middle part or fluffy hair
6. 1500+ Instagram followers
7. 30+ comments on your Instagram posts
8. Have a snap private story or insta close friends story with 15+ people on it
9. Can frat flick convincingly and fluidly
10. Knows how to pose for a picture (4 fingers up, smirking in a NT way, smiling, pointing at a friend, etc).

half of these are just shit junkies do and u can be nt even if u dont post urself on social media

 

[Tallest person here]

half of these are just shit junkies do and u can be nt even if u dont post urself on social media

explain which of these junkies do

 

[rira1]

explain which of these junkies do

coke obviously nigga are u trolling and 10+ alcoholic beverages a week is alc addict, no job?

 

[CelestialEmpire]

coke obviously nigga are u trolling and 10+ alcoholic beverages a week is alc addict, no job?

nigga NT athletic/gymcelled guys go through like 10 drinks a night JFL, im 185-190lb range and i slam like 8-12 drinks a night (mix of beer, shots, mixed drinks)

 

[CelestialEmpire]

half of these are just shit junkies do and u can be nt even if u dont post urself on social media

holy fuck obviously its a NT litmus test not a junkie litmus test, doing coke is NT

 

[CelestialEmpire]

u can be nt even if u dont post urself on social media

very rare, find me a frat NT white chadlite slayer with no social media presence

 

[rira1]

nigga NT athletic/gymcelled guys go through like 10 drinks a night JFL, im 185-190lb range and i slam like 8-12 drinks a night (mix of beer, shots, mixed drinks)

yea this test makes a lot more sense after u js admitted to being an alcoholic

 

[rira1]

very rare, find me a frat NT white chadlite slayer with no social media presence

nigga this was a nt test not a chadlite test

 

[CelestialEmpire]

yea this test makes a lot more sense after u js admitted to being an alcoholic

holy fuck ur a retard, average frat guy in college throws back like 20-30 drinks a weekend retard

 

[CelestialEmpire]

holy fuck ur a retard, average frat guy in college throws back like 20-30 drinks a weekend retard

especially if ur a heavy tall gymcelled or athlete guy, JFL at thinking niggas who are 6'6 280lb only need 2-3 drinks to feel anything

 

[Tallest person here]

coke obviously nigga are u trolling and 10+ alcoholic beverages a week is alc addict, no job?

what country r u from. im guessing eastern europe cause u dont know anything and are probs into ufc, raw meat, wrestling, steak and eggs.

EVERYBODY NT does drugs and drinks that much, at college/uni in the west

 

[rira1]

holy fuck ur a retard, average frat guy in college throws back like 20-30 drinks a weekend retard

ye those niggas go to parties/clubs almost every day , unless ure an addict , drinking on the weekend should be enough and 12 is a shit ton , i get dizzy after like 5. frat guys build a tolerance after drinking like animals for months on end

 

[rira1]

what country r u from. im guessing eastern europe cause u dont know anything and are probs into ufc, raw meat, wrestling, steak and eggs.

EVERYBODY NT does drugs and drinks that much, at college/uni in the west

"just become an addict to be nt bhai trust me!!"

 

[CelestialEmpire]

ye those niggas go to parties/clubs almost every day , unless ure an addict , drinking on the weekend should be enough and 12 is a shit ton , i get dizzy after like 5. frat guys build a tolerance after drinking like animals for months on end

holy shit nigga gets dizzy after 5 drinks you cannot be talking about being NT retard, the whole point of 10+ drinks a week being NT is cuz going out a lot on weekends and having an alcohol tolerance (from a history of being a frat star) is signs of being NT, caging at this IQcel

 

[CelestialEmpire]

ye those niggas go to parties/clubs almost every day , unless ure an addict , drinking on the weekend should be enough and 12 is a shit ton , i get dizzy after like 5. frat guys build a tolerance after drinking like animals for months on end

20-30 drinks is literally going out 2-3x a week. friday, saturday and another day for frat parties or bar specials

 

[CelestialEmpire]

"just become an addict to be nt bhai trust me!!"

retarded non NT

 

[rira1]

retarded non NT

nigga u have double my posts rotting on org u are not nt kys retard

 

[rira1]

holy shit nigga gets dizzy after 5 drinks you cannot be talking about being NT retard, the whole point of 10+ drinks a week being NT is cuz going out a lot on weekends and having an alcohol tolerance (from a history of being a frat star) is signs of being NT, caging at this IQcel

addict over here nigga u got no future talking about doing coke to fit in ure a fucking inbred

 

[CelestialEmpire]

nigga u have double my posts rotting on org u are not nt kys retard

im more NT than u retard im literally NT WASP rich frat slayer archetype u pajeet

 

[CelestialEmpire]

addict over here nigga u got no future talking about doing coke to fit in ure a fucking inbred

caging at this retard who thinks 10 drinks a week and doing coke on nights out is an "addict", gtfo pajeet

 

[Tallest person here]

"just become an addict to be nt bhai trust me!!"

not what i said, and you can do drugs without being addicted

u know its normal to go out 2-3x per week at college/uni? what do u think ppl do when they go out?

 

[rira1]

im more NT than u retard im literally NT WASP rich frat slayer archetype u pajeet

average double digit iq troll kill urself

 

[rira1]

not what i said, and you can do drugs without being addicted

u know its normal to go out 2-3x per week at college/uni? what do u think ppl do when they go out?

keep doing drugs nigga , im sure the women will fall right at ur feet when they see u doing the fent sleepwalk

 

[CelestialEmpire]

average double digit iq troll kill urself

holy shit this 15yo pajeet in the slums of mumbai who has never stepped foot in a bar or club or frat and thinks 10 drinks a week is alcoholic territory is calling me a double digit iq troll cagemaxxing at this jeet

 

[CelestialEmpire]

View attachment 3555815 keep doing drugs nigga , im sure the women will fall right at ur feet when they see u doing the fent sleepwalk

kys pajeet, me and @Clavicular will continue cokemaxxing and slaying while u rot in mumbai

muh drugs are bad for you!!!

 

[rira1]

kys pajeet, me and @Clavicular will continue cokemaxxing and slaying while u rot in mumbai

muh drugs are bad for you!!!

welcome to the ignore list buddy , keep coping about ur subanimal face with drugs u fucking junkie

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Literally have 1 of these and it’s the loser one (hair)

ur 17 nigga u cant even drink dw

 

[CelestialEmpire]

welcome to the ignore list buddy , keep coping about ur subanimal face with drugs u fucking junkie

holy non NT pajeetcel talking to WASP HTN frat slayer about whats NT and whats not, genuinely go rope retard

 

[CelestialEmpire]

I won’t get drunk off of 20-30 drinks assuming the drinking is spread across 2+ days

nigga arent u 17 and 140lb either ur not counting drinks correctly (not filling up shot glasses all the way, getting watered down drinks at shitty bars) or ur liver is damaged

 

[CelestialEmpire]

how old r u

21

 

[LegendaryKennen]

ure not NT for falling into peer pressure, thats just slave culture and heavy conformism

 

[CelestialEmpire]

ure not NT for falling into peer pressure, thats just slave culture and heavy conformism

holy shit muh sigma male muh andrew tate muh escape matrix

 

[tweaqo]

If you meet 5 or more of the below criterias you are NT (male).

1. Have done cocaine or ketamine
2. Consume 10+ alcoholic beverages/week OR go out 2+ times/week
3. Friends with at least 3 bouncers or DJs in your college town or hometown
4. Can shotgun a beer in under 5 seconds
5. Have a modern mullet, frat flow, lax flow, middle part or fluffy hair
6. 1500+ Instagram followers
7. 30+ comments on your Instagram posts
8. Have a snap private story or insta close friends story with 15+ people on it
9. Can frat flick convincingly and fluidly
10. Knows how to pose for a picture (4 fingers up, smirking in a NT way, smiling, pointing at a friend, etc).

Tf is this shit

Are ppl that autistic on this forum they have to get drunk and have shit social media posts, just to seem normal.

Ppl can tell if ur ND or NT without doing all this extra shit. Just learn to be normal

 

[LegendaryKennen]

holy shit muh sigma male muh andrew tate muh escape matrix

like everything u described is just american zombie culture, and dont lump me with tate

 

[CelestialEmpire]

like everything u described is just american zombie culture, and dont lump me with tate

dnr "muh im special cuz i dont do normie NT stuff brahh"

 

[LegendaryKennen]

dnr "muh im special cuz i dont do normie NT stuff brahh"

go reply to tweaqo u jester

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Tf is this shit

Are ppl that autistic on this forum they have to get drunk and have shit social media posts, just to seem normal.

Ppl can tell if ur ND or NT without doing all this extra shit. Just learn to be normal

its not so much doing this shit is a prerequesite that makes you automatically NT but that NT people have done this shit naturally.

jfl at treating this like a bucket list to "be NT", youll just become a fent addict alcoholic with a good instagram profile but youre not actually NT cuz u didnt do this shit naturally as part of your social circle

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Tbh it’s a good test, I’ve literally never been invited to a party whereas the NT people I know get invited weekly so they have more opportunity’s for degeneracy

nigga ur 17 and htn why arent u being invited to parties

at this point just liftmaxx and pull up to parties on snapmaps

 

[tweaqo]

Tbh it’s a good test, I’ve literally never been invited to a party whereas the NT people I know get invited weekly so they have more opportunity’s for degeneracy

I disagree, I’ve also been invited to many parties, I’m extroverted and all my friends are very NT.

But it’s not a good test cus I don’t drink or do any of that cus of my parents disapproval as well as I wanna be healthy. It’s not some gay redpill stuff, I just don’t do it.

But I’m still very extroverted and NT, maybe for some ppl on this forum it is a good test, but I think u should be able to tell if ur badly ND

 

[buddhistking]

If ur non white like half of these u can't do jfl

 

[tweaqo]

nigga ur 17 and htn why arent u being invited to parties

at this point just liftmaxx and pull up to parties on snapmaps

If this is true for @shredded4summer then it’s just your friendship group maybe doesn’t party and things? I don’t see why u wouldn’t get invited

 

[CelestialEmpire]

I disagree, I’ve also been invited to many parties, I’m extroverted and all my friends are very NT.

But it’s not a good test cus I don’t drink or do any of that cus of my parents disapproval as well as I wanna be healthy. It’s not some gay redpill stuff, I just don’t do it.

But I’m still very extroverted and NT, maybe for some ppl on this forum it is a good test, but I think u should be able to tell if ur badly ND

nigga barely anybody ik who doesnt drink or do drugs is NT

 

[tweaqo]

nigga barely anybody ik who doesnt drink or do drugs is NT

What country u live in bro? It depends on the country and culture. I live in quite a rich area in the UK and partying is common, but nobody judges u for not going.

i also have a girlfriend which obviously means I’m not gonna go to them. Good excuse to seem normal and not some gay redpill cuck

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Nah I don’t rly have a close friendship group

I had 1 really close friend in my old school but he was very not NT like me

Now that I think about it I got invited to one party but it as super boring and nothing happened

The people in slightly close with but not associated with are always in clubs with fake ids but don’t invite me

just go to a club solo and LARP muh i lost my friends muh my phone is out of battery

 

[tweaqo]

Nah I don’t rly have a close friendship group

I had 1 really close friend in my old school but he was very not NT like me

Now that I think about it I got invited to one party but it as super boring and nothing happened

The people in slightly close with but not associated with are always in clubs with fake ids but don’t invite me

In that case it makes sense u didn’t get invited, if u don’t have close friends who are NT, ur not likely to get invited unless u hang around those ppl.

I get invited a lot because I hang around those kinds of ppl

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Now that I think about it I got invited to one party but it as super boring and nothing happened

if it was a high school party of like 15yo niggas with the parent upstairs then jfl obviously its boring

 

[CelestialEmpire]

In that case it makes sense u didn’t get invited, if u don’t have close friends who are NT, ur not likely to get invited unless u hang around those ppl.

I get invited a lot because I hang around those kinds of ppl

if u mog hard enough those ppl will gravitate toward u and invite u unprompted for the status boost/halo

 

[Deleted member 115100]

If you meet 5 or more of the below criterias you are NT (male).

1. Have done cocaine or ketamine
2. Consume 10+ alcoholic beverages/week OR go out 2+ times/week
3. Friends with at least 3 bouncers or DJs in your college town or hometown
4. Can shotgun a beer in under 5 seconds
5. Have a modern mullet, frat flow, lax flow, middle part or fluffy hair
6. 1500+ Instagram followers
7. 30+ comments on your Instagram posts
8. Have a snap private story or insta close friends story with 15+ people on it
9. Can frat flick convincingly and fluidly
10. Knows how to pose for a picture (4 fingers up, smirking in a NT way, smiling, pointing at a friend, etc).

Another level of retard

He thinks being alcoholic is nt