Number 2 Nutrition

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After seeing another brilliant thread from @Xinyue
I had a grand idea, we are flushing trillions of potential revenue down the toilet everyday, so I decide to start my own company.

Number 2 Nutrition.
What we offer.
1 Microbiome Maxxxxing Capsule Lab tested, encapsulated human goodies, from carefully selected donors. Upgrade your gut flora which will lift up your mood, and make you healthier and better looking, be the best version of yourself today.

2 Brown Kitchen
The ultimate revenge. Imagine this a food item that is premium packaged as a food item once they open it they see perfectly toasted buns, fresh organic tomatoes, Grilled cheese, but there is one caveat the patty is 100% poop. And only after their first bite they ll know somethings verry horribly wrong.

3 Looksmaxxing edition- Super Premium Poop

We have currently already signed a partnership with Lachowski. If you want the microbiome of a literal 10/10. Buy our limited edition essence from the best genetic material on the planet.

We are currently hiring and looking for investors, serious replies only
 

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