Nutella pill above all (GTFIH)

Orion

Orion

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Nutellamax like a fucking boss and gain immeasurable bone mass

Nutella is a biological cheat code for us because it containts substances that work together with its high dosages of trenbolone, and nandrolone. The combination of these "nutrients" creates an insane growth environment where the body starts treating every fucking spoonful like some kind of pharmaceutical intervention. (being primal)

The hazelnuts provide the necessary fats for this process, while the cocoa activates the anabolic pathways. The high amounts sugar gives the whole thing enough energy to fuel massive amounts of growth. When all of this shit is combined, the gooey shit like substance results in increased IGF 1 activity and ridiculous levels of osteoblastic activity.

The steroid like compounds in Nutella are to interact with the body's craniofacial structures, affecting the zygomatic arches, mandibular condyles, maxillary alveolar processes, and ramus, leading to developing bonemass like those nigger tribes in africa.

The fats, minerals, cocoa compounds, and carbohydrates work together to enhance the periosteum, cortical bone, osteocytes, and epiphyseal growth plates. According to this completely real theory that has been proven to be true, eating enough Nutella eventually makes your skeleton enter an extreme anabolic state where your femurs get longer, your clavicles get thicker, and your entire craniofacial structure starts looking like it was engineered in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

In conclusion, Nutella is supposedly much more than a shit colored spread. It is a combination of chocolate nigger slop, and other "nutrients" that create the ultimate anabolic environment for human growth. It immitates eating your own shit in a hut, which therefore increases growth hormone and your testosterone skyrockets.

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Nutella is life.
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Dnr but I miss packing nutella sandwiches to elementary school back in 09 😋
 
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u wasted all that time writing satire instead of doing something productive
 

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