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keep coping with your muh React and muh Node JS dwelling in your basement typing in VS Code with 50 Stack Overflow tabs open

your LeetCode rank is no match for Chad’s handsomeness and neurotypicality

Chad with looks, height, charisma, and soft skills will get promoted to lead teams while you rot in the office as a low-level code monkey test engineer

muh I’m gonna get into FAANG bro and be Zuck’s cuck bro! cope harder

“I’m gonna keep coding!” sure, keep coping.
 
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English first
 
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Yea bro
 
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How else am k gonna make 6 figure bro
 
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How else am k gonna make 6 figure bro

doctor, lawyer, wall street finance bro, engineer, dentist

the tried and true methods

don’t cope that you’ll make it big in the saturated cutthroat tech bubble with your muh Python muh C# muh JavaScript :soy: “I know React bro!”
 
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Yes bro, why work hard if chad gets his dick sucked by the ceo of the company just for existing? :feelswah:

Just ldar, fuck the system and the matrix :soy:
 
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what are the pics depicting? they are both at similar looks levels
 
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doctor, lawyer, wall street finance bro

the tried and true methods

don’t cope that you’ll make it big in the saturated cutthroat tech bubble
Finance bros get paid 90-100k for working 90 hour weeks while tech bro makes more working 30 hours a week.

Doctors don’t clear debt until 40s. Tech bubble is gonna burst for sure tho, market will take a hit for few years
 
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Yes bro, why work hard if chad gets his dick sucked by the ceo of the company just for existing? :feelswah:

Just ldar, fuck the system and the matrix :soy:

what’s more brutal about this is that the female CEO who’s sucking Chad’s dick probably got there because she’s a woman
 
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It's hard to earn that much in STEM. Here sysadmins wagecuck for 800 dollars per month.
Outside America and Canada tech salaries aren’t great
 
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doctor, lawyer, wall street finance bro

the tried and true methods

don’t cope that you’ll make it big in the saturated cutthroat tech bubble
The NT chads of the coding world are the ones who go on to make the most money anyway since soft skills are what you get you the lead engineering roles rather than giga IQ. In my office white Chads (huperbolising using chad) just direct all the low tier tester currycels to do all the code and do the organising/project management etc
 
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Yes bro, why work hard if chad gets his dick sucked by the ceo of the company just for existing? :feelswah:

Just ldar, fuck the system and the matrix :soy:
Most CEOs are ugly what do u mean
 
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The NT chads of the coding world are the ones who go on to make the most money anyway since soft skills are what you get you the lead engineering roles rather than giga IQ. In my office white Chads (huperbolising using chad) just direct all the low tier tester currycels to do all the code and do the organising/project management etc
The NT chads of the coding world are the ones who go on to make the most money anyway since soft skills are what you get you the lead engineering roles rather than giga IQ. In my office white Chads (huperbolising using chad) just direct all the low tier tester currycels to do all the code and do the organising/project management etc
That’s the goal. Soft skills + above average coding skills > HIGH IQ coding skills > soft skills

You can get away with minimal stress and high salary or even start a company
 
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Outside America and Canada tech salaries aren’t great
Neither they are good in those countries. There's plenty of pajeets that are willing to do your job for less.
 
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why bother doing anything if you’re not Chad, am i right?
 
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Neither they are good in those countries. There's plenty of pajeets that are willing to do your job for less.
They don’t have the soft skills necessary usually
 
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What are you going to do with the so called soft skills?

be liked by hiring managers, HR, bosses, teammates, etc.

what the people above you think and say about you can open doors for you or slam them shut.
 
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Okay whats the alternative?
 
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brutal being at school seeing all my peers so excited to become codemonkey slaves for the rest of their lives
 
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Okay whats the alternative?

be a surgeon, doctor, dentist, engineer, lawyer

inb4 “too much work”

yeah bro making 6 figures is hard work and always was

your dream of laying back and taking it easy in tech as a remote dev making $200K is a bluepill cope pipe dream
 
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That’s the goal. Soft skills + above average coding skills > HIGH IQ coding skills > soft skills

You can get away with minimal stress and high salary or even start a company
Pretty much mate

You just need to be competent/decent at the coding skills- or sometimes even jus have a high level understanding of them so you can run a project etc

If someone’s got no people skills they’ll never become a team lead etc no matter how high their IQ is
 
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your dream of laying back and taking it easy in tech as a dev making $200K is a bluepill cope pipe dream
I never expected that.
 
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Easily hired and above average salary instantly after university. Which is the case.

above-average salary, yes

but easily hired? doubt. the market is so fucking saturated
 
but easily hired? doubt. the market is so fucking saturated
There barely is any unemployement for college graduates here.

Only 50% actually manage to get the degree so it really isn't.
 
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be liked by hiring managers, HR, bosses, teammates, etc.

what the people above you think and say about you can open doors for you or slam them shut.
For that you need something else...
 
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There barely is any unemployement for college graduates here.

Only 50% actually manage to get the degree so it really isn't.

How NT are you? You’ll probably make it if you’re NT.

My social skills are crap on the other hand. No way I’m even getting an internship; I can tell you that right now.
 
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keep coping with your muh React and muh Node JS dwelling in your basement typing in VS Code with 50 Stack Overflow tabs open

your LeetCode rank is no match for Chad’s handsomeness and neurotypicality

Chad with looks, height, charisma, and soft skills will get promoted to lead teams while you rot in the office as a low-level code monkey test engineer

muh I’m gonna get into FAANG bro and be Zuck’s cuck bro! cope harder

“I’m gonna keep coding!” sure, keep coping.
Are you dumb or what? Programmers make on average hella money so why the fuck not. If you are born ugly why not just work with what you have qnd get as much bread as possible.
 
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How NT are you? You’ll probably make it if you’re NT.

My social skills are crap on the other hand. No way I’m even getting an internship; I can tell you that right now.
well yeah if you had no side jobs, internships, own projects its gonna be way harder to get your foot in
 
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Are you dumb or what?

I’m socially dumb.

Programmers make on average hella money so why the fuck not. If you are born ugly why not just work with what you have qnd get as much bread as possible.

then why can I not get an internship? it’s because I’m non-NT!

 
doctor, lawyer, wall street finance bro, engineer, dentist

the tried and true methods

don’t cope that you’ll make it big in the saturated cutthroat tech bubble with your muh Python muh C# muh JavaScript :soy: “I know React bro!”
Nigga fuck all that I want to make 6 figures working remote my cousins are doing it. If I was NT I would be able to do this. I’m just going to stock market and influencer maxx
 
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DNR just transmax
 
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i couldn't be like you man

I live with my dad and I'm about to hop my ass on disability

neet life forever
 
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Neither they are good in those countries. There's plenty of pajeets that are willing to do your job for less.
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be a surgeon, doctor, dentist, engineer, lawyer

inb4 “too much work”

yeah bro making 6 figures is hard work and always was

your dream of laying back and taking it easy in tech as a remote dev making $200K is a bluepill cope pipe dream
I know many people in 20s doing that irl
 
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How sundar pichai become ceo then
 
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Nigga fuck all that I want to make 6 figures working remote my cousins are doing it. If I was NT I would be able to do this. I’m just going to stock market and influencer maxx
Most people in tech are not what you could consider NT, obviously most people are NT medically
 
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conectionz
Not that I read that he was the maker of a big product google offers not sure what it was. I think google drive?
 
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I’m socially dumb.



then why can I not get an internship? it’s because I’m non-NT!

well thats on you for being socially retarded, i am sorry bro but reality sucks
 
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don’t cope that you’ll make it big in the saturated cutthroat tech bubble with your muh Python muh C# muh JavaScript :soy: “I know React bro!”
all cope. focus on crime
 
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