thecel
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If you’re learning to code to get your first software engineering job, you must ensure that all your personal side projects are good to put in your portfolio that you’ll show to companies in the near future. Never put lots of time and energy into projects that you wouldn’t proudly present to employers.
I made the costly mistake of making projects “just for fun” that are utterly unusable for my resume.
My projects and the tools I used to make each:
But sadly, my projects are just a huge waste of time. I can’t show my shit to hiring managers because they’re all blackpill-related.
All those hours of coding, but my portfolio still is empty.
A smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns from others’ mistakes. You guys need to learn from my mistakes. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT IN SOFTWARE ENGINEERING, NEVER WASTE TIME CODING SHIT YOU CAN’T PRESENT TO EMPLOYERS!
I made the costly mistake of making projects “just for fun” that are utterly unusable for my resume.
My projects and the tools I used to make each:
- Man-O-Meter
- Description: Determines male SMV with dogshit algorithm.
- Tools: HTML, CSS, JavaScript, jQuery, GitHub, Google Analytics
- Looksmatch
- Description: Browser game like 2048, combine males to make more attractive males. Ascend from Eggy to Gandy. Has an advanced gamemode.
- Tools: HTML, CSS, JavaScript, jQuery, GitHub, Google Analytics
- MewSim
- Description: Mewing Simulator, changes a 3D face model depending on Mewing parameters. Ascend from recessed subhuman to dinosaur-tier forward-growth mogger.
- Tools: Blender, HTML, CSS, React, JSX, Webpack, GitHub, Google Analytics
- auto-dox
- Description: Displays IP address, geographic coordinates, and other information from the user who visits the website.
- Tools: Heroku, Node.js, Express, JavaScript
- 27types
- Description: Online test that’s the Rice Purity Test combined with MBTI personality types.
- Tools: Netlify, FaunaDB, Svelte, Rollup, Vite, HTML, CSS, JavaScript, GitHub, Google Analytics
- Looksmax Leaderboard
- Description: Rep Ratio Leaderboard for Looksmax.org
- Tools: Vercel, MongoDB, Vue, Vite, HTML, CSS, JavaScript, GitHub, Google Analytics
- front-end web development
- back-end web development
- full-stack web development
- REST API engineering
- database engineering
- user interface design
- customer data collection and analysis
- 3D modeling
But sadly, my projects are just a huge waste of time. I can’t show my shit to hiring managers because they’re all blackpill-related.
All those hours of coding, but my portfolio still is empty.
A smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns from others’ mistakes. You guys need to learn from my mistakes. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT IN SOFTWARE ENGINEERING, NEVER WASTE TIME CODING SHIT YOU CAN’T PRESENT TO EMPLOYERS!
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